...Hooray!

First up, let's read what they wrote about the unofficial leader of the Hollow Bastion Restoration Committee, Leon (Squall) Leonhart!

Ways to make Leon assrape you with a tazer.

Throw buckets of fleas at him.

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Stick a sign on his back reading: 'I had sex with Cloud. YOU'RE NEXT.'

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Put picture and videos of Cloud undressing or in the shower alllll over his computer.

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Better yet, make them pictures of Merlin.

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Tell him Tifa wants him inside her.

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Or better yet, tell him CID wants him inside him.

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Hack into his computer and change the language to Romanian.

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Laugh hysterically as you hear all his swears floating up from the bailey because of all his failed attempts to use his computer.

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Get Merlin to create a hair dye that changes odd colours at random intervals.

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Lather Leon's hair in it.

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Call him "Mr. Lava lamp"

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Every time he walks past, play "Bringin' Sexy Back." Loud enough to make surrounding people's ear's bleed.

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Leon gently set the piece of paper down, sighing. "Cloud, is this really how it's going to be? Then so be it."

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I was in a crazy mood. Next up, Merlin XD

Old people are fun.