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Diary of a Bored Housewife
CHAPTER 3: Lemonade
Monday March 23
Dear Diary,
After spending an entire week in Forks with mom and dad, Alice convinced me to come back to the city. The kids needed to go back to school and my job needed me.
I needed my life back.
I spoke to Jake on several occasions during the last week and really I couldn't blame him. I wasn't in love with him anymore, and he wasn't in love with me either.
He admitted that he should have told me. I agreed.
The kids took the news better than expected. Bree told me she knew something bad was going on because daddy wasn't home anymore.
The kid was right.
Riley took it the hardest, being daddy's boy and all.
We agreed that we would share custody of the kids as best we could and made it all as agreeable as possible.
He moved in with Leah and told me how much more he had in common with her, and apologized profusely for his actions. He also said that he had set up bunk beds for the kids in a spare bedroom so that they could spend the weekend with him. Apparently Leah was baron but has always wanted kids. I let him know she couldn't have mine, to which he told me I was the best mother they could have.
Whatever.
Maybe now I could be free to live a bit more.
Work was great today, seeing Edward was nice. His piercing green eyes seemed to never leave me. He everywhere I went suddenly needed a cup of coffee every time I needed one.
At first I thought it was a little weird, but I have to admit, I like the guy. A lot.
The attraction that had been undeniable before was buzzing around us with such intensity that I found myself reporting to him a lot more often than I had to.
He knew it and gave me a cocky half grin and licked his lips every time I walked in his office.
Alice and Emmett caught on to our little game and let us at it. Alice filled me in on everything that had happened in the office, including the fact that when Edward found out about Jake's departure, he beamed.
Her exact words were, and I quote "He looked like he won the fucking lottery".
That little piece of information made me act on everything my little brain could conger up.
I even went as far as dressing in an extra short pencil skirt and a see-through, form fitting, cleavage inducing, white blouse.
The erection and groan I got out of him when I nonchalantly bent over in front of him to pick up the pen I accidentally on purpose dropped on the ground, was priceless.
At night, instead of doing my usual waiting for Jake to get home and worrying about him, I actually read a book. That was something I hadn't done in years.
XOXOXOXO
Tuesday March 30
Dear Diary,
The kids were up and we were out of the house in record time. They miss their father, but I told them they would be spending the weekend with him at his new home. That seemed to work for now. I knew how much they would miss him, but there isn't much I can do about it. I need to let myself encourage their relationship with him. It could only be better for everyone in the long run.
Work was... fun. Teasing Edward was exhilarating.
I had such a good time getting my job done; I don't know how I used to go in that office, day in, day out, without Edward. That man is really growing on me.
I found myself flirting with him shamelessly, and he flirted back.
We had a moment in the kitchenette where I swear I felt his breath on my neck, but when I turned around, he was clear across the room. Hmm... Strange.
XOXOXOXO
Wednesday, March 31
Dear Diary,
I am officially sexually frustrated. I woke up this morning from the wettest dream I have ever had, I swear I came and woke up panting. Stranger, is the fact that Edward was the one making me cum.
Shit.
I already am attracted to him, more than I've ever been attracted to anybody else, including Jake. This would make work hell.
I met Alice for coffee, as per our usual, she informed me that Jasper would be living with her indefinitely. I can't say I am surprised. She also gave me some advice about Edward, and told me to go for it, even if he is technically my boss. The sexual tension around Edward and me was undeniable; apparently, it made Alice and Emmett a bit uncomfortable.
Well, Alice said it made her horny. Whatever.
Rose came by the office to pick up Emmett for lunch, Alice and Jazz were going with them and Edward and I ended up joining them also. We had a good time, laughing and joking around; you would swear we had been friends forever by the way everybody just fit together.
I brought the kids to Chuck-E-Cheese for dinner; they had a good time and tired themselves out, making bedtime a little bit easier.
XOXOXOXO
Thursday April 1
Dear Diary,
I kissed him.
I kissed my fucking boss.
I kissed him hard, passionately, roughly and thoroughly.
And he kissed me back.
We were in the lunchroom, I was making my coffee and he had followed me in there, as per usual.
I turned around to look at him and leaned against the counter.
Gah! I was wet just looking at him.
I couldn't stand there and want him this much without doing something about it. His beautiful emerald eyes, soft lips, broad shoulders, fingers and his jaw... I lost it. I walked the two steps it took to be within a couple of inches from him, stood on my toes and without warning; I gave him a chased kiss on the lips.
Then, looking into his eyes, I stood in front of him, hoping beyond hope he'd make the next move. He did.
He brought one hand to my back and the other to cup my cheek and brought his lips to meet mine.
His lips were soft and moulded themselves to mine effortlessly.
It was divine. Yes, I'm using divine to describe it, no other word could come close.
I brought my hands to his neck and played with the wild tendrils of silky hair. He moaned.
I lost it.
All the pent up sexual energy I had in me wanted to come out all at once. Like a lion going out for a hunt. I hungered for him.
With his lips on mine and his hands on my body, I felt alive. Something I haven't felt in years, maybe ever. I can't remember my first kiss with anybody being anything close to this.
We stopped kissing when Emmett came in the room and cleared his throat.
It was a bit awkward, but Emmett snickered, making us giggle like school kids.
We have a date this weekend.
I didn't tell the kids about our date and he promised not to tell Andy because Bree would have found out right away. Those two had become inseparable at school. Apparently they were BFF's.
The rest of the day went well. Edward had a meeting and was locked up in his office for a couple of hours along with Emmett and a new client on speakerphone.
XOXOXOXO
Friday April 2
Dear Diary,
TGIF
Today was a hellish day.
It started out with waking up late and only got worse.
We had to re-do a bunch of stuff for the Freedom Boutique. The client was meeting us at four to get a read on where we were heading. Not time for hanky panky or any coffee for that matter.
XOXOXOXO
Saturday April 3
Dear Diary,
Today was exciting.
We woke up this morning full of excitement looking forward to new things.
The kids of course were looking forward to seeing their father. He had called me last night telling me to bring them over as soon as we woke up. He missed them a lot. I heard regret in his tone of voice but honestly, it didn't faze me.
I was excited because tonight, Edward was picking me up for our first date. Hopefully it wouldn't be the last.
It took only fifteen minutes to drive to Leah's house. I knew the kids would be safe there. She had a nice house, in fact she was a nice enough girl. I warned her about Riley's allergies and Bree's penchant for over dramatization. I mean, it's not their father isn't there to watch them, but it was hard to leave them there.
I was nervous the rest of the day. I cleaned and did laundry to pass the time.
Edward picked me up at six to go to dinner. He looked good. Oh hell, I would have just jumped his bones as soon as I opened the door to greet him but decided otherwise. After all, if I truly want to see where this thing is going, maybe sleeping with him when he picked me up was a little quick.
Sleeping with him after dinner was a blast though.
The man is a God. That's all I'm saying.
Well, OK, he can do things with his tongue that can make you see God... several times in a row.
If having his tongue in my mouth was divine, having it lick and nip at all the different parts of my body certainly made me scream his name numerous times, over and over again.
We fell asleep together in my bed. He was holding me and kissing my neck, whispering sweet things in my ear.
I think I'm in love.
XOXOXOXO
Sunday April 4
Dear Diary,
I woke up this morning in the arms of a beautiful man.
We had coffee and laughed at random things.
We read the paper together and found out we had too many things in common to even make a list.
We made love three more times before dinner and napped wrapped up in each other's arms.
I made us dinner wearing his dress shirt while he sat at the counted and watched me wearing only his boxers.
I feel at peace with this man. I know how complicated this will be when all the kids are involved and real life hits us, but right now, what we have feels right.
After dinner and making love one last time, we showered together and got dressed.
I kissed him goodnight and he left to go pick up Andy from his parent's house while I went to pick up the kids at their father's.
This was the best day I've had in years.
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