Right now I'm hyped up on diet coke, so excuse me if this list is highly outrageous and retarded. OH but the Organization wrote this, not me! Eheh... Bunnies. Also, I may be thinking of doing "How to Annoy" files with characters other than from the Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy seires i.e, the Akastuki or Gotei 13. If you want YOUR favourite character tormented for shits n' giggles, just send me the idea in a riview or inbox me! I'd love to hear your ideas ;P
Usual disclaimers apply.
Ways to make Merlin poke both your eyes out with his wand and eat them.
Call him "Oldie Mc Fart Pants"
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Switch all his book covers around
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Sit back and laugh as he questions his sanity
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Shave off his beard and glue it to the ceiling.
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Better yet, glue google eyes to it and watch everyone start having mass heart attacks from the hair monster in the ceiling.
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Take all his glasses and poke out all the lenses.
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Put dishwashing liquid alllllll over his floors.
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Videotape him slipping about EVERYWHERE.
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Glue pretty pink streamers to the ends of all his wands.
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Replace his old granny slippers with rollerblades and roll him out the door.
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Better yet, build stairs leading from his house, and then roll him out the door.
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Poor Merlin, he only wants to live. You may need an ambulance handy after this. Next up is everyone's favourite emotionally unstable blonde, Cloud Strife!
