Usual disclaimers apply.
The next instalment of List-Making-Madness, titled:
Ways to make Cloud Strife try to asphyxiate you with horrible flavoured ice-cream.
Because apparently horrible flavoured ice-cream can cause asphyxiation.
When he's looking very calm, run up to him, point and scream "WATCH OUT SEPHIROTH'S GOT A KNIFE!"
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Chop off an odd number of his head/hair spikes.
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Make a depressed looking Cloud plushie from them.
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Call him the Sad Lamb of Radiant Garden. ALL THE TIME.
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When he's asleep, write "Sad Lamb" in permanent marker on his forehead (1). Add teardrops for funzies.
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Run around persuading everyone to not inform him of the profanity.
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Make a raincloud out of cardboard on a stick.
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Draw a frowny face on it and pull it out over his head whenever he's in a conversation with someone.
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Tell him Sephiroth ate Tifa.
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Convince him Scrooge McDuck is actually a bomb created by Rufus.
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Laugh hysterically (and videotape if you wish) at a screaming Cloud who is attempting to rip a duck's head off in the middle of town.
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Schedule a field trip with one of the neighbouring Radiant Garden kindergarten schools to have a field trip right when Cloud is attempting the beheading of the duck.
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The poor Kindergarten kids. Shame on Cloud for traumatizing them. Do not blame me if Cloud starts crying after you unleash these on him!
(1)- I've done this to someone. When they were asleep, I wrote Mansex on their leg in capitals with permanent marker. Oh what a party that was XD
Next up is Tifa, so tell me what you think so far!
