Disclaimer: Same as before. Nothin' new.

I finished the David Tennant episodes! I laughed, I cried, I didn't want it to end! So, here's another chapter of weirdness to commemorate David's awesome run as the Doctor!


Things a Time Lord Does for Fun – Part II:

Answer every question with, "Spoilers!"

Play "Rock, paper, scissors," with his old hand.

Lose Donna in a crowd and play, "Spot the Redhead."

Wear a piece of celery on his lapel for a day.

Slick his hair down to see how much it makes his ears stick out.

Take four hours and watch the Kenneth Branagh version of Hamlet, thinking, "I could do that…"

Hold hands with an Ood so he can see the future.

Cross-stitch, "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry," on a pillow.

Take a trip to Disneyland and use his psychic paper to get to the front of the line!

Run. A lot.

Using his sonic screwdriver, reprogram everyone's cell phones to play the Doctor Who theme as their ringtone!

Reprogram a Cyberman to chase after people with its arms outstretched and yell, "I need a hug!"

Reprogram a Cyberman to chase after people with its arms outstretched and yell, "Cyber-wedgie!"

Walk around as a human named David Tennant, and show us some of the best acting the world has ever seen! (Sorry… went all "fan girl" there for a second. Couldn't help it.)

And again, I've saved my two favorites for last:

Play "Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock," with his old hand!

Tell Captain Jack that he has a big head (or at least, he will…). ;-)


I know, it's short, but the last DT episodes are so full of angst that I had a hard time coming up with comedy!