A/N: First of all I apologize for not updating this sooner. I wanted to wait for Infiltrator to come out and after that I had rehearsal then I had to babysit and...why am I giving you my life story? Anyway, yeah sorry I'll try not to do that again.

Another thing, after watching Infiltrator (and seeing all of those delicious Artemis/Wally moments! Seriously the sexual tension is ridiculous!) I learned that Artemis was, in fact, NOT GA's niece...Greg, why do you tell me these things only to have them not be true?

Okay so, I hope you guys like this chapter because it was really hard to do. Artemis is just too sassy for me LOL

Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice in anyway shape or form. If I did, Roy would show off those guns more often...;)

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#3: You're a Cheapskate

Artemis scoffed as if he had just told her the moon was made of cheese. "What, me? Please, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

"Well you are!" Wally replied, "Just like when we first met, remember? You were all like, 'oh look at me! I can shoot an arrow! I'm good at martial arts! I like to tear people's self-esteem down because I'm so dark and mysterious!'"

The blonde rolled her eyes, she seemed to be doing that a lot lately. She wondered why. "Uh, news flash BAYWATCH! I only do that to you!" she retorted, stabbing her finger into his chest. "It's not my fault you make such an easy victim."
Wally grabbed at his hair in frustration, "ugh there you go again! You know, at least I can accept that i'm obnoxious and smug, but you just expect everyone else to bow to the great all mighty Artemis! You can do absolutely no wrong in your eyes!" Kid took a (huge) chance and stuck a finger in Artemis' face, "Even though you are so full of yourself, you refuse to admit it! Because you're so damn stubborn!"

Artemis growled...as in she LITERALLY growled. Wally thought she was going to pounce on him right there in front of all of those people but, as usual, she couldn't give him the satisfaction of doing something he expected.

So, she did what she did best...she started screaming in Vietnamese.

She did this whenever she got really, really, REALLY pissed off and she couldn't use violence to prove it. This hardly ever happened since they were usually in walking distance to a training room and Artemis was given an excuse for kicking someone's ass.

However, right now, all she could do was stand there and swear at him in a language he had no idea how to speak. At most times, this would freak Kid Flash out and he would have enough brains to walk away and let her cool down. Today, however, he wanted to actually win one of there many bickering battles.

Today, he didn't feel like backing down.

So, he took a big breathe and started shouting right back, "You know what? I'm done! I'm sick of you! gah! You're so freaking...bah! I can't even come up with a proper word to describe you! Yeah that's right, go on saying your Vietnamese hoobly balh! 'cause I'm not even listening anymore! I don't see how..."

They had been so lost in the their little yelling battle that they hadn't noticed that they were now at the front of the line. The girl working at the counter had dark hair and glasses and was chewing her gum awkwardly while watching the two fight. She started to get a little annoyed, it was lunch hour and people were lining up fast. Weather or not if it was to get ice cream or see this fight didn't matter. What did matter was that they were wasting her time and money screaming in Russian or whatever

"HEY!" Artemis and Wally both looked at counter girl dumbfounded.

"I'm sorry if I'm interrupting your little 'lover's spat' or whatever," She said, sarcastically, "but, I'm not a piece of furniture! Now, can I take your order?"

Artemis was about to tell her where she could shove her order, when a wonderfully awful idea came to her mind. Well, if yelling wasn't going to work, then maybe robbing him blind will.

Leaning up against the counter and getting a good look at the menu, the archer said, "Yes, I'd like one large chocolate vanilla twist please..."

Wally sighed happily. Well, at least she'd go easy on his wallet.

That's what he thought, until she continued, "I would also like sprinkles...both kinds choclate and rainbow. I want oreos, and M&Ms, and cherries...yeah I want LOTS of cherries. And I would like some chocolate AND strawberry syrup drizzled all over it. oh, gummy worms too!"

kid Flash was just staring at her, mouth agape, while the counter girl run around trying to grab everything that Artemis was asking for. Every ingredient that came out of her mouth was like the sound of a cash register taking away the money he'd save up to buy the video game that got them into this situation in the first place!

"mini marshmellows" ka-ching, "cashews...no not PEANUTS!" ka-ching, "bananas" ka-ching, "reeses pieces" ka-ching...

He had to stop this madness...

The speedster covered her mouth finally after she blurted out, "A whole can of whip cream!" and said, "That's enough thanks!"

THe counter girl looked ready to murder them, she'd been rushing around trying to grab every god damn thing that had come out that blonde bitches mouth! Now she was holding the most ridiculous looking ice cream cone she'd ever seen in a normal cone.

Artemis bit Wally's palm so she could say, "If you think I'm settling for a regular cone when I can get waffle you are-mmph!" Wally shut her up again with his hand, ignoring her-hurtful-nips a his skin.

"Just ignore her. This is fine." He smiled. The counter girl's heart did a little flutter. He had a nice smile...

"So what do I owe you?" The red head asked her. Now she was just blinking stupidly at him trying to figure out how to not get lost in his green eyes. She looked at the blonde who was struggling visciously. Well, it wasn't like he'd be able to get to his wallet anyway...

She was going to get in trouble for this, "It's on the house!" He smiled again, "thanks!" totally worth it.

He took the cone and left, still trying to keep the psychotic girl from escaping. The counter girl watched him let her go and heard her say something else...something about being cheap and flirting...

Whatever...all she could think about right now were those eyes...

to be continued...

A/N: Alright, so I know the whole title of the chapter didn't exactly fit with the actual story...but, I have a plan of mixing the cheap thing with the topic of next chapter...hopefully...ugh why do you guys seem to love me so much? =p

so, my friend (whom i mentioned in chapter one) makes a cameo appearance in this chapter (3 guesses who =p) yeah when it comes to Wally we're both kind of like...*drools*

so R&R please!