Neville sat under the hat, waiting.
Hello, said the hat, and what would your name be?
Oh no, I forgot!
You couldn't possibly forget your own name, could you?
Yes I can, you wouldn't know, you're just a hat!
Fine. Since you're such a freak, I declare you Hummlenuff! No, Hugglestuff! Great, now your amnesia is spreading to me!
Well, my granny gave me a Remembrall, then we could remember all this stuff!
Good. Now where is this Remembrall?
I forgot.
FAIL. You know, I think we'll be here a while.
10 days later...
Wait!
You remembered?
Yes!
Where is it?
I forgot what I was going to say.
You are a shame. You know that?
No.
'Course, you forgot. OK, better be Gryffindor!
Yay! Hold on, where is the Gryffindor table?
