Sybill sat under the hat-

Oh, who even cares about the last part? You've seen this over, and over, and over...

This is getting fun!

So you've seen this over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and

I'm finished! Okay, so maybe that wasn't the best chapter...

What if I do this too?

...

"Stop, nony0mous!" you say.

I'll stop when I feel like it.

Nananana...

Nananana...

Hey

Hey

Hey,

Goodbye!

Okay, I'm done. Now back to the story!

No, wait, I'm not done. I forgot to say that since not even J. K. decided to say whether Sybill even went to Hogwarts, I'm going to use some creative license, or as I like to say, abusing the rules that I have been given so I could feel more powerful, so powerful, in fact, that I feel like I could rule the world. Maybe I should go get some Horcruxes.

Sybill sat under the hat, waiting.

Hi Lo Pickalo!

Ah, look, a talking hat. Trelawney acted as this was perfectly normal for her, and for all we know, it could have.

You look weird, four eyes.

These glasses enhance the Inner Eye. I see you will meet a tall stranger.

Like that 1st year over there?

Ah, yes,he is tall...

Let me give you a prediction of my own: you will be called a fraud...

Wha-

...multiple times.

T?

Huh?

What?

You will be called a fraud. And you will have students who hate you so much that they will hate you.

Bu-bu-but-

No buts! Or butts! If you want to prove you are a Seer, then you will have to make a new prophecy!

Trelawney got a distant look in her eyes.

A child of the eldest dogs-

No, not that one!

Oh yes. New prophecy. Seven half-bloods shall answer the call-

NEW!

Ah... yes... I see... here... From the sky... yes, from the sky... shall fall... creatures... and they will fall, and people will sing on their arrival...

What kind of prophecy is-

Suddenly, the Great Hall looked upwards. Through the glass ceiling, the students saw the amazing sight of falling men.

Then the Beauxbatons girls came in and started singing.

"IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! ITS RAINING MEN!

The Sorting Hat sat dumbstruck.

Bu-bu-but-

No buts, or butts.

Wow. I'll have to declare you Ravenclaw.

Teehee.