Hey everybody! It's time for another installment of, 'A Heart That Was Meant To Be Healed'! Man... That's a really long title... Man, the initials for that is like...
AHTWMTBH. Dude, why the hell did I make my title so long? Crap... You know, everytime I write a new chapter, for any story at all, I look at the chapter before it, since I don't remember how I ended it, and I get confused with other stories. I mean this one I thought I stopped at Sakura castrating Hidan, but that was on, 'To Fix A Shattered Heart'.
Okay people, so, I will be doing a time skip sooner or later, so be ready for it, but this chapter will be more humorous, and family love than anything else. Or that's what I'm planning at least.
So, will somone that looks like he drew on slanted lines under his eyes with a black permanent marker, please, do the disclaimer?
Itachi- *Glares* This foolish little girl, or Little Retard as you call her, does not own Naruto, nor will she ever own Naruto in all her years.
Thank you, and now on with the story!
*TIME SKIP, THE WEEK AFTER SAKURA GOT BETTER FROM KONAN'S EVIL PANCAKES OF DOOM*
*SAKURA'S POV*
Ugh. I finally got out of bed after a week of non-stop vomiting and head aches. I am never, ever, ever eating Mommy's pancakes, EVER again... They were nasty.
I took a quick shower, and pulled on a purple sleeveless shirt, and a purple skirt that came down to about 3 inches above my knees. Man this is short... I'm only 6, so I'm not that tall...
I pulled my brush through my waist length hair, and put it up into two piggy tails. I brushed my teeth, and then pulled on my normal black ballet slippers, and my locket. I held my locket in both of my hands, and then dropped it, letting it dangle around my neck.
I grinned widely, even though no one was around. Today, I want to make some trouble. I had always been the good little girl. That was going to change. I'm going to have fun today, and maybe even my weird ninja talents can help me out in some way, shape, or form.
I raced out o my bedroom and into the kitchen. "Whoa, hyper much today, un?" Deidara asked me, as he was the only one in the kitchen. I nodded wildly. An evil grin went over my face.
His eyes widened, and he took a step back, "I don't like that look on your face, un," He said wearily. My grin got bigger, but it lost it's maliciousness, and became one of pure fake innocence.
He smiled warmly at me, and I hugged his legs quickly, and then grabbed a banana, (A.N. HA! You thought I was going to say APPLE, didn't you?) ate it quickly, then raced out the room, fully intent on pulling my first prank.
Victim number one. Itachi Uchiha. I spotted him on the couch reading, next to Kisame who was watching 'Finding Nemo'. I was going t- Wait a minute.
Kisame was watching 'Finding Nemo'. And he didn't ask me if I wanted to watch? I walked up to Kisame with tears forming in my eyes. He was already done with half the movie!
He looked up at me, and his eyes widened. He quickly stood, and walked over to me. He kneeled down in front of me, and asked, "What's wrong, kid?" My lips wobbled.
"Y-You...," I mumbled, the tears starting to fall down my face. His eyes widened again. "M-me?" He asked, sounding hurt. "Y-You started watching 'Finding Nemo', and I wanted to watch it, too, but now you're in the middle of the movie, and I can't watch it with you...," I sniffed, more tears finding their way down my face.
A lrage, sharklike grin made it's way onto his face. "That's it?" He asked. I nodded. He wiped away my tears, and picked me, walked over to the couch, and then setting me down on it.
"Don't cry, kid. I could just rewind the movie, and we could watch it from the beginning!" He said happily. I looked up at him with watery eyes. "Yep!" He exclaimed, then asked, "So, no more tears?" I nodded happily, letting a smile find it's way onto my face.
He rewound 'Finding Nemo', and sat down beside me. We watched the movie, and after the movie finished, I smiled, hugged Kisame, and then ran off to start my pranks, sending a quick thanks to Kisame for watching the movie with me over my shoulder.
He called back, "Anytime, kid!" And then, I was off to find the required stuff for my prank. Now. First things first. Where is Itachi? He left after Kisame and I got to about the part where Dory was saying the part about the jellyfish.
I giggled, and skipped down the hallway. I knocked on Hidan's door, then opened saying, "Hey, Hidan, do you know where Itachi i-" And that's all I got out, before my jaw dropped.
There sitting in a circle with an upside triangle in it, was Hidan. And I smelled blood, so the circle was made from his blood apparently. He looked up at me, then make a weird squeaking sound, before pushing me out the door saying, "Come back later!" And then proceeded to slam the door right in my face. How nice.
I traveled down the hallway, and then looked peered into the kitchen. There, sitting at the table reading, in all his glory, was Itachi, with his back to me. It's a good thing I hid my chakra, before walking in.
He appeared to not notice me, so I grinned. I raced out of the room, and grabbed the needed stuff for the prank, and then slowly crept up behind him, making sure he didn't know I was there.
I got up right behind him, and then.. Jumped on him from behind, making him squeak, and drop his book. I scrubbed furiously at the lines under his eyes with a wet towel.
"What are you doing," He said with his monotone voice. I said in between scrubs, "I'm- Trying- To- Get- The- Lines- Off- Your- Face!" He let out a sigh.
At that exact moment, everyone decided to come into the kitchen for dinner. Good timing. They heard my entire sentence of, 'I'm trying to get the lines off your face', and most of them bust out laughing.
"Oh, that's just classic, un" Deidara said, wiping an imaginary teardrop from his one visible eye. I smiled innocently up at them, while hopping off of Itachi, and instead, taking the seat next to him.
We sat and ate some Chinese takeout that Kisame ordered, and I learned from Kakuzu that none of the members could cook worth crap. Wow. Interesting.
I finished my dinner, and then raced off to my room, to think of something to do for my next prank. I sat and thought for a while, before I came up with a great idea. It was going to be so fun!
Next prank victim. Akasuna no Sasori. I raced off to Mom's room to find the needed stuff for this prank. I found what I was looking for, and then I ran off to Sasori's room.
I peeked into his room, and when I found out he wasn't in there, I silently cheered, thanking all the Gods there was that I could pull this one. I crept into his room, and shut the door behind me, and then I turned on the lights.
I saw his work bench where he makes the puppets, and I also saw the closet he has them all in. I smiled evilly to myself. Oh, yes. This was going to be the best one yet.
I walked into his puppet closet, and grabbed the Third Kazekage. I then proceeded to open the door, shut off the lights, and race down the hallway. I ran into my room, and shut the door, making sure I locked it.
I put the Third on my bed, and began to work. I pulled out eyeliner first. I put heavy eyeliner on him, making sure it looked about as heavy as that one kid from Suna's eyeliner, you know, the kid who always had that teddy bear, and nobody played with him.
Yes, he was actually my first friend ever, and I would never forget his name. Subaku no Gaara. He has the Japanese kanji for love tatooed on his forehead, and had no eyebrows whatsoever.
I smiled at that memory. I had always liked that kid. He was nice, but no one knew. He said he was a monster, and I know from the evil chakra in him that he held the One Tails in him, Shukaku.
But I never did care. And for that we were the best of friends. But only for a week, 'cause then he had to go back to Suna. Ah, those were good times, good times.
I pulled out some lipstick next. I made sure the lipstick looked perfect, the cherry red lips had to look awesome. I put some blush on, then some of the pink blush, to make him looked like he was blushing.
I then proceeded to put the short blue summer sundress on him, and made him look like a total girl. I brushed out, and straightened the hair, and then pulled back to look over my work.
Perfect. I took the stuff back to Mom's room, minus the dress, and then ran to Sasori's room to put the thing back. I put it into his closet, and then I sat in back into my room, and began to wait.
Five minutes later, I heard a loud yell, that I knew was Sasori. "Who the hell messed with the Third?" I began to snicker. My room door was bust open, and an angry looking Sasori stood in the doorway.
"Why the fuck did you do a fucking makeover on my best puppet?" He roared, taking a step closer to me, as I just sat on my bed. I stood up, and walked over to him and said with the puppy dog eyes, "I thought it was a dolly, so I wanted to make it pretty for you. Didn't you like it?"
As I finished saying that I made my eyes start to water with fake tears, and made myself look like I was hurt that he didn't like it. He looked down at me, and the anger turned to shock, and then he said, "P-Please don't cry! I-I liked it! Just don't do it again, okay?"
I nodded, and he bent down and wiped the fake tears from my eyes, and gave me a kiss on the forehead. His lips were cold, but soft. Oh, yeah, I forgot he was a puppet. Duh.
"Now, it's about midnight and you should be in bed, okay?" He said softly. He picked me up, put me in bed, and pulled the covers over me. "Good-night, Sakura," He said shutting the door.
I smirked into the darkness. Oh, this year is going to be fun. 'You said it,' Inner replied. Hey Inner, you're back! I haven't heard from you in a while, have I?
'No, I was busy. Sorry, hun. But aren't you happy? You're in a mansion with 9 hot guys! Lucky,' Inner said happily. Inner I'm six. 'Yeah, but you're a smart, mature six year old, doesn't that mean you can have a crush or something? You can pull the innocent card, and say one of them is you're new boyfriend!' Inner cheered.
A smile ran over my face. Inner. 'Yes?' She asked. You are a genius. 'Thank you, thank you.' She replied, mentally taking a bow in my head. 'Now, time for bed!' She said.
Night, Inner. 'Night, hun.' And with that, I fell into a deep sleep, just waiting for morning to come.
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I am sorry for it being short, but I'm sorta tired, and I was like, they won't care how long it is... I'll make it longer next time I promise!
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