Sorry I didn't quite reach 25, but here's the response to all those who requested that do Batman next.


18 People Who Loved Batman


1. Wonder Woman

He was all shadow while she was bright colors, and yet she saw a desperate light in his soul and loved him for it.

2. Lois Lane

At first she thought he was just another billionaire playboy, and then he mentioned Freud and she knew he was different.

3. Black Canary

Sometimes she wishes that she didn't have her super-powerful voice—because he can beat villains with no powers at all and she wonders if he'd pay more attention to her if she could do the same.

4. Hawkgirl

Of all those in the Justice League, she thinks he probably understands her the best. They're both hiding from the people they love, after all. So when they find comfort in each other's arms after a particularly bad battle, it's with the mutual understanding that it goes no further than a passionate night.

5. Huntress

He keeps her updated on the Justice League's business even after she's kicked out, and she tells herself she doesn't feel herself heat up when she hears his deep voice.

6. Supergirl

He's not that old, and yet the way he carries himself makes him so much more mature than her—and Kara hates it because that means he'll never see her as more than Supergirl, Clark's little cousin.

7. Zatanna

After he sings to save Wonder Woman she knows she doesn't have a chance, but then he thanks her for her help and she wonders if perhaps she does, after all.

8. Circe

What she really wants the Black Knight to give is a kiss, but it'll ruin her reputation and she doesn't think she could stand it if he said no.

9. Queen Hippolyta

It's the worst kind of hypocrisy to scold your child for giving her heart to a man and find yourself attracted to the same man when he travels to Themiscyra to ask for her forgiveness.

10. Fire

He opens the door for her once, even though she's not carrying anything and is perfectly able to open it herself. She wonders if it's anti-feminist to feel pleased.

11. Harley Quinn

She wonders what her darling would think if he knew she stuck with him not because she loved him but because it was the only way to consistently see Batman.

12. Poison Ivy

She pretends to hate Harley Quinn out of jealousy over the Joker, but in reality, they both know the feud stems from a mutual love of the Dark Knight.

13. Stargirl

Ok, so she's sixteen, and way to young for him, but a girl can dream, can't she?

14. Plastique

Superman may have been her childhood crush but Batman is the one who makes her stomach heat up, and even as she plants explosives in the Watchtower she wonders what it'll be like if he catches her and she gets to fight hand-to-hand, body-to-body against Batman.

15. Aresia

She vows to hate men forever, but when she actually travels to earth and sees him—she wonders if she can hold a certain Bat exempt from her hatred.

16. Vixen

She's a supermodel in her free time and he's a billionaire playboy with a reputation to keep up, so they strike up a bargain to get the paparazzi off both their backs. Still, when he whispers hotly in her ear and trails his fingers down her thigh, she closes her eyes and wishes it were real.

17. Batgirl

Sometimes, when she hangs out with the Justice League girls, Courtney or Kara asks her how she managed to spend almost five years with Batman without falling in love with him. Barbara just shakes her head and smiles guiltily, because even though she never admits it, she fell in love the first time he called her "Barbara" and not "Batgirl."

18. Wonder Woman (reprise)

It tears her up inside when he refuses to see that he is a good man and deserves happiness, so she fights and fights and fights for him, hoping that one day he'll open his eyes and realize that he's something worth fighting for.