On a small island in the middle of the sea,
Desolate and covered in rocks and trees,
There lived an ebony demon with bright blue eyes,
That creature happens to be me.

Now, here in this place I call my lair,
The salty sea breeze caresses my hair,
There's a little clear pond in the isle's middle,
With evergreens around everywhere.

Well, this would be without a hitch,
But something that makes my eye twitch
Is that there's almost no one around to talk to for miles,
And the one creature near is a...um...well, she makes my eye twitch.

Flitting around like a snobby bird,
Many humans agree that she's absurd,
The only thing that comforts me about her is that
One is better than a herd.

You ask why don't I find someone?
Well, the number of reasons is quite more than one,
There are so many things in the world to do that
If I could, I would've done.

But,wherever I am, nightmares cause strife,
Some would rather me dead from a knife!
The ones who do like me have terrifying thoughts…
FML.

So, on this island in the middle of the sea,
Desolate and covered in rocks and trees,
I try my best to hide from the others,
While preserving my sanity…