Disclaimer: I don't own naruto but I do own my OC Amaya
A very big thank you to silferdeath for my very first review and this story is not just gonna be FUNNY its gonna be as epically funny as I can make it! And hopefully I don't just epically fail like my first attempt at this story so to all of you at home hanging onto my every word at home please keep reading and don't kill me if you don't like it.

CHAPTER 2

RECAP:

THIRD PERSON POV

"Excuse me I am going to have to ask you to leave the poor little girl alone and leave before the police come" the man who's name is apparently Paul says to the Akatsuki but Deidara did not like that "we don't care about the police whoever that hell that is, un! Don't you know who we are, yeah"!
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THIRD PERSON POV

"Um yes you are child smugglers and I am the person stopping you from smuggling that little girl." He Pointed towards Amaya "so please leave at once! " "Also the police are the law here in B.C." "So I suggest you either leave or wait till the police come and get arrested now I'm being fair so goodbye." Paul said. "NO! You listen we take the girl you leave or you're family dies, un!" Deidara said to Paul.

And as if to prove his point Tobi appears beside Amaya and Paul's family he did it so fast he was like a...like a...well like a ninja! Which he technically is but still he should not be allowed to do be that fast outside the naruto universe. It's just not right! He then proceeded to pick Amaya up throw her over his shoulder and do that speedy runny thing ninjas do. They left with her and got back to her house before the cops showed up.

Amaya's POV

I heard Deidara yell "NO! You listen we take the girl you leave or you're family dies, un!" Then all of a sudden Tobi appears beside me throws me over his shoulder! And drags...well carries me back to my house all before the police who should have been there already show up! They tie me to a chair in my kitchen and Pain says "for that little stunt I think I will have Itachi here show you his sharingan."

"Oh I already know about the sharingan it's his family's kekkei genkai." I let slip accidently "oops did I say that out loud? "Yes why yes you did now I have a question HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT?" Pain and Itachi yell at the same time.

I guess I find that funny somehow and burst out laughing then tobi says "why did tiny girl run and why is tiny girl laughing also how much does tiny girl know?" And I answer "well tobi tiny girl ran because tiny girl was scared she was gonna die. Also tiny girl is laughing because tiny girl somehow found pain and Itachi speaking at the same time funny why? I don't know and to answer the last question I know everythingtobi everythingfrom how to kill Hidan to your little secret and if I don't get mad and SOMEBODY hands me my medicine so I DON'T DIE!

END OF CHAPTER 2

Ok guys/gals hope you liked chapter 2 again review and I will be a happy writer oh and I forgot to say this at the beginning but here you go silferdeath for being my only reviewer so far have a cookie *throws a cookie to silferdeath* there you go what i promised the people who reviewed a cookie!