Part 2 – Hatori, Shigure and Ayame.
M- Hello all back to FICI! We are just about to talk to the three musketeers! Hatori, Shigure and Ayame!
I enter the stage waving. Hatori, Shigure and Ayame are sitting, Ayame has a broken arm.
M- I see you and your brother's spat kept going after you left the studio?
A-Well yes, you know how brothers can be. (Ayame sticks his hand up in the air theatrically.) Ha ha ha ha!
M- Okay well. Let us get on with the show shall we! Our first question is for, Ayame!
A-Any thing for my adoring fans!
M- Okay Mr. Humble. The question is. Do you LOVE Shigure?
No reaction what so ever from any one them.
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A-Yes I do love Shigure, he is my one, my only! My other half!
Ayame stretches his hand out to Shigure.
M- Okay, So Shigure, do you love Ayame?
S- yes I do love Aaya! but I do have another relationship, one that is far more intimate. My little house wife, we do so love showing our feelings towards each other!
Shigure smiles pervertatly. Kyo and Yuki come on stage looking murderess .
K- Shut your damn perverted mouth-
Y- or I will-
K+Y- Kill you!
Kyo and Yuki loom over Shigure.
S- help?
M- Yes. Kyo, Yuki. Please stop threatening our guest. Thanks
Kyo and Yuki leave the stage but not very willingly.
M- Okay, the next question is for Hatori. Hatori, do the members of the Zodiac need to get animal shots like Rabies and Worms and such?
H- Yes. The rooster, the sea horse, not so much but the rat, the horse-
Shigure coughs into his sleeve.
H- And the dog. Yes Shigure, I am sorry for the pain I accidently caused you.
Shigure looks very appalled.
S- Accidently? More like very on purpose!
H- Yes well we could argue all day but it seems our host has another question.
M- Oh yes. This one is for Shigure; why are you so mean to Mii (Mitchan)?
Shigure laughs hysterically.
S- That just reminded me. I have a knew dead line soon, I bet she's looking for me this very moment-
I pull a cord which pulls up a curtain, Mii is standing there holding an cattle prod.
Mii- Shigure!
Mii goes over to Shigure and wails on him.
Mii- You have to finish, Shigurree!-
M- Yes, well Mii there will be plenty of time to comite murder but right now we have to talk to Yuki and get his answer from last week!
Mii exits stage and Yuki is shoved on.
A-yes Yuki tell us your answer exclaim your feelings to the world!
Y- Shut up Nii-san*. (he's upset so he's using big words) *- Nii san = big brother.
A-my my touchy today aren't we?
M- yes so Yuki have you come to a conclusion?
Y- …
Shigure stands up dramatically.
S- wait! I just thought of something! Didn't Yuki Kyo and Tohru Go on a date?
My eyes brighten up.
M- Yes your right! Someone get Kyo and Tohru on stage, stat!
Kyo and Tohru walk on stage.
K- what is it now?
M- we are going to talk about your date!
Kyo stops in his tracks.
M- So what happened!
K- Nothing, Nothing happened.
M- That's not true! We expected this so- I turn and smile at the camera.- we had our secret camera film their date!
K- WHAT!
M- Kyo why are you so upset, if nothing truly didn't happen you have nothing to worry about, right?
K- Mumbles something.
M- So here we go the DATE!
I point towards a screen. It fuzzes then Yuki, Kyo and Tohru are sitting at a table.
T- …
Y- …
K- …
…
K- This is awkward.
Yuki slurps up a noodle and looks at Kyo.
Y- Well, I guess it was bond to happen some time.
Kyo looks up from his bowl.
K- what are you taking about, Rat!
Y- You finally said something smart. (he turns towards Tohru) It's not much of a date if we are all here. Shall we just leave this date and go alone tomorrow. Kyo can take you out for lunch, then ill take you to the movies or something?
K- Hey, why can't I take her to the movies?
Y- Because. You don't like movies.
Kyo blushes and stuffs his face with Sohba.
T- I guess that would be nice.
Yuki and Kyo both smile.
M- okay, Kyo was right, nothing happened, But we sent another spy camera to spy on their amono amono dates!
K- WHAT!
I point towards another screen as Kyo tries to block it but to no avail.
