Tohru walks down the street holding a small orange cat, her eyes are red. She's been crying.
T- I'm so sorry Kyo.
She sniffles. Kyo puts his paw to his head.
K- No, No. its my fault I should have know you would have fallen on me.
They walk over to Yuki sanding in front of the movie theatre. He notices Tohru.
Y- Miss Hond- You've been crying? (He notices Kyo.) What did you do this time you stupid cat?
K- Don't start with me Rat! She just tripped.
Tohru places Kyo on the ground.
T- Are you going to be able to get home?
K- Ya ya, I'll be fine.
Kyo scampers off.
Y- well I guess that leaves us to our date.
Yuki puts out his hand and Tohru takes it. They walk into the building.
Y- so what really happened with the cat?
T- OH, I really did just trip. You know how clumsy I can be, clumsy clumsy me-
Tohru walks into a wall.
Y-Miss Honda! Are you alright?
T- Ya I'm fine let's go find our seats.
They start walking towards the theatre.
T- Yuki? Your tie is crooked again. Maybe we should buy you a clip on! Ha ha.
She fixes his tie and they head to their seats.
In their seats.
T- I guess we got here a little early. The movie doesn't start for 10 minutes!
Tohru smiles and Yuki's face is soft and happy, he notices something.
Y- Miss Honda are those new bows in your hair?
Tohru puts her hand up and plays with one of the bows.
T- Oh ya. Kyo gave them to me.
Yuki's smile falters, and then it comes back.
Y- well they look good on you.
The movie starts, After 45 minutes Tohru puts her hand on Yuki's (it's sad)
The movie ends. Tohru and Yuki walk out; Tohru's crying.
T- That was so sad. But really good too. * sniff
Yuki smiles at her.
Y- I'm glad you enjoyed it Miss Honda.
They start walking home.
T- I hope Kyo got home safely.
They are going down the path towards the house. Yuki slips his hand into hers gently.
Y- Miss Honda, I had a wonderful time.
T- Ya, me too. Yuki, you have something in your hair, here let me get it.
They stop and Tohru pulls a stuck leaf out of his silver-purple hair.
T- There, much better!
Yuki smiles sweetly at her.
Y- Thank you Miss Honda, I would hate to find that wedged in my hair tomorrow morning.
They step up to the house. Kyo is sitting on the roof.- the camera zooms up on his face- He scowls noticing them, but they don't notice him.
Yuki and Tohru go in the house.
The screen turns off.
Yuki turns to Kyo.
Y- were you spying on us?
K- NO! I was just on the roof its kind of my thing! Its your fault for coming home then!
M- okay boys stop fighting. So my report on the date: not the most fascinating thing I've ever seen.
Y- …
M- So what should we do next? I'm out of questions for Hatori Shigure and Ayame.
A guy with a head set walks on stage and whispers something in my ear.
M- well it seems our phones have been ringing off the hook ever since Kyos date so we're genna take some calls!
The speaker turns on.
M- okay, your on with Hatori, Shigure, Ayame, Tohru, Yuki and Kyo. Where are you calling from?
Person on phone- Bonjour! Mon nom est Ginny Halen, Jaime Fruits Basket!
M- Umm… can we get a translator out here, like now?
The translator (Rob) walks on stage.
R- She says her name is Ginny Halen and she loves Fruits Basket.
M- Okay, ask her who she wants to ask a question to.
Rob says something in French.
G.H.- Oui, oui! Mon question est pour Kyo!
M- Okay what is it?
G.H.- Pourquoi n'a pas tu donner un bisou a Tohru?
Rob smiles and turns towards Kyo.
R- she wants to know why you didn't kiss Tohru?
Kyo turns red.
K- Shut up! Why the hell would I, if I'm genna kiss any one it'll be when I want to and not when I get forced on a date!
Rob translates, Ginny squeals happily then hangs up.
M- Okay time for our next caller. And you can go Rob, they speak English.
Rob exits the stage.
Guy with head set comes back on stage and whispers something again.
M- Oh, okay. It seems all of our calls have been dropped, seems everyone wanted to know why Kyo didn't kiss Tohru.
Kyos tail and ears pop out.
K- sure no embarrassing questions for the stupid rat.
M- so I guess that brings this weeks episode to a close? Unless anyone has anything else to say? Aaya?
A-Yes I have one last question for Kyo kitchie!
K- Don't call me that!
A-SO! Did you want to kiss miss Tohru?
K- I'm genna murder you!
Kyo chases Aaya around and off the stage.
M- Okay, so are all the episodes going to end with someone trying to kill Ayame?
Ayame comes running towards me being chased by Kyo. They both run into me full speed.
POOF!
M- Until next time! Oh Kyo you so cute!
K- Now I'm genna kill both of you!
