Part 3- Haru (H), Hiro (Hi) and Momiji (Mo).

M- HELLO back to FICI! Today we are interviewing Hiro, Haru and Momiji!

I walk on stage, Momiji, Haru and Hiro are sitting down, Hiro is scowling slightly at his feet. Haru seems white. Momiji is smiling happily.

M- So Hiro. The first question is for you- do you think your like Kyo at all? Cause some of our fans do.

Hi- what kind of question is that? Did the fans really make that up or is it a question that your own plotting mind made up? I can't stand people that lie about things! And seariously, who ever came up with that question might need to be examined cause-

M- HIRO! The shows only a half hour. So you answer is-?

Hi- Well why would I think that, I mean its bad enough to have one Kyo. And I mean really im nothing like him- he's in love with that stupid woman and-

Kyo walks on stage

K- I'm genna kill you-

M- WAIT! Kyo- we cant have you killing Hiro so early in the show! Please wait till he says something else ignorant, and trust me- if you could see these questions, Hiro'd be dead already.

K- THAT'S suppose to make me feel better or something?

Kyo exits the stage his cat ears folded back in rage.

M- Okay, now that that's dealt with. Somebody get Tohru on stage for this next question!

Tohru steps on stage.

T- Hi.

M- Okay this question is for you, and Haru- kind of- well you'll see. Tohru, do you think Haru is gay?

T- ugh…

H- Of course she doesn't; she knows how I feel for certain little clumsy brown haired beautys.

M- Umm… Haru did you go black while no one was watching.

H- it's a possibility.

M- Tohru you can leave, umm… does anyone know how we get White Haru back?

H- I never said I was black, I might have been just stating the facts.

Kyo comes on stage.

K- you know, your black personality is REALLY annoying-

Hi- wow, he really does love that woman.

Kyo gets one of those throby things on his head.

K- and you're almost as bad!

Turns back to Haru

K- Now stop being such a jerk and fight me!

Haru stands up. Theres an evil glint in his eyes.

M- ya, he's definitely gone black.

I put my two fingers to my lips and whistle. Suddenly becoming in control.

M- Okay, really! I'm obliged to ask at least one question to Momiji before anyone can kill each other now SIT! Haru!

I point towards Haru and he sits quickly in his seat.

M- Kyo!

Kyo stays up.

K- I'm not a dog-

M- KYO!

Kyo sits done crossed legged quickly.

M- okay, much better. Now Momiji, sorry for the delay- the fans want to know what its like being the shortest it your class- being the tallest in my class I wouldn't know what its like so I'm curious as well.

K- you're the tallest in your class?

Haru starts snickering.

M- KYO!

K- HEY- Haru was the one laughing!

M- Ya, but you made the comment! Now zippit!

Kyo looks at his feet and his cat ears come out embarrassingly.

M- So Momiji?

Mo- its okay I guess. Can we watch Kyo and Haru fight now?

I sigh and put my head in my hands.

M- Fine whatever.

Kyo pounces up!

K- Yah! Time to fight cow boy!

H- nah, times past.

Kyo goes over to Haru and nuggies him.

K- So you think that your white you can just weasel out of the fight.

H- I was kind of hoping so.

K- ya, well –

Aaya walks on stage.

M- oh, no. (I mouth) Don't say anything offensive.

A-Your apprehensive? Don't worry I'll tell them! Everyone listen to me: our wonderful host has a crush on Kyo Kichie!

I turn the brightest shade of pink you've ever seen

M- that tares it! Come here!

I chase Ayame all over the stage. He hides behind Kyo.

K- Damn you! If your genna say things like that at least fight after.

M- he shouldn't have said it in the first place!

Kagura comes on stage.

Ka- What did he say!

K+M- Kagura!

Ka- Do you like her Kyo? (giving him big sad eyes.) cause if you do (goes ballistic) im going to have to kill you both!

K+M- Ahhhhhhh!