Part 3- Haru (H), Hiro (Hi) and Momiji (Mo).
M- HELLO back to FICI! Today we are interviewing Hiro, Haru and Momiji!
I walk on stage, Momiji, Haru and Hiro are sitting down, Hiro is scowling slightly at his feet. Haru seems white. Momiji is smiling happily.
M- So Hiro. The first question is for you- do you think your like Kyo at all? Cause some of our fans do.
Hi- what kind of question is that? Did the fans really make that up or is it a question that your own plotting mind made up? I can't stand people that lie about things! And seariously, who ever came up with that question might need to be examined cause-
M- HIRO! The shows only a half hour. So you answer is-?
Hi- Well why would I think that, I mean its bad enough to have one Kyo. And I mean really im nothing like him- he's in love with that stupid woman and-
Kyo walks on stage
K- I'm genna kill you-
M- WAIT! Kyo- we cant have you killing Hiro so early in the show! Please wait till he says something else ignorant, and trust me- if you could see these questions, Hiro'd be dead already.
K- THAT'S suppose to make me feel better or something?
Kyo exits the stage his cat ears folded back in rage.
M- Okay, now that that's dealt with. Somebody get Tohru on stage for this next question!
Tohru steps on stage.
T- Hi.
M- Okay this question is for you, and Haru- kind of- well you'll see. Tohru, do you think Haru is gay?
T- ugh…
H- Of course she doesn't; she knows how I feel for certain little clumsy brown haired beautys.
M- Umm… Haru did you go black while no one was watching.
H- it's a possibility.
M- Tohru you can leave, umm… does anyone know how we get White Haru back?
H- I never said I was black, I might have been just stating the facts.
Kyo comes on stage.
K- you know, your black personality is REALLY annoying-
Hi- wow, he really does love that woman.
Kyo gets one of those throby things on his head.
K- and you're almost as bad!
Turns back to Haru
K- Now stop being such a jerk and fight me!
Haru stands up. Theres an evil glint in his eyes.
M- ya, he's definitely gone black.
I put my two fingers to my lips and whistle. Suddenly becoming in control.
M- Okay, really! I'm obliged to ask at least one question to Momiji before anyone can kill each other now SIT! Haru!
I point towards Haru and he sits quickly in his seat.
M- Kyo!
Kyo stays up.
K- I'm not a dog-
M- KYO!
Kyo sits done crossed legged quickly.
M- okay, much better. Now Momiji, sorry for the delay- the fans want to know what its like being the shortest it your class- being the tallest in my class I wouldn't know what its like so I'm curious as well.
K- you're the tallest in your class?
Haru starts snickering.
M- KYO!
K- HEY- Haru was the one laughing!
M- Ya, but you made the comment! Now zippit!
Kyo looks at his feet and his cat ears come out embarrassingly.
M- So Momiji?
Mo- its okay I guess. Can we watch Kyo and Haru fight now?
I sigh and put my head in my hands.
M- Fine whatever.
Kyo pounces up!
K- Yah! Time to fight cow boy!
H- nah, times past.
Kyo goes over to Haru and nuggies him.
K- So you think that your white you can just weasel out of the fight.
H- I was kind of hoping so.
K- ya, well –
Aaya walks on stage.
M- oh, no. (I mouth) Don't say anything offensive.
A-Your apprehensive? Don't worry I'll tell them! Everyone listen to me: our wonderful host has a crush on Kyo Kichie!
I turn the brightest shade of pink you've ever seen
M- that tares it! Come here!
I chase Ayame all over the stage. He hides behind Kyo.
K- Damn you! If your genna say things like that at least fight after.
M- he shouldn't have said it in the first place!
Kagura comes on stage.
Ka- What did he say!
K+M- Kagura!
Ka- Do you like her Kyo? (giving him big sad eyes.) cause if you do (goes ballistic) im going to have to kill you both!
K+M- Ahhhhhhh!
