Part 4- Kagura (Ka) Ritsu (R) Kisa (Ki) (Okay, this episode is like set a little later in the series, maybe, I'm not sure)

We are all sitting. Kagura is holding Kyo in a death grip petting his hair. She glares at me then smiles.

M- ha, ha (Stupid fake- scared laugh) Hello everyone today we will be interviewing Ritsu, Kisa and Kagura. Umm Kagura, shouldn't you let Kyo go back stage?

Ka- You'd like that wouldn't you?

Me- no, no just an idea.

I give an 'I tried' look to Kyo.

M- So the first question is for Kisa.

Kisa smiles. Hiro pokes his head out of the side curtain but Kisa doesn't see.

M- So Kisa, the fans want to know how it is going at school?

Ki- Oh, it's doing really good, now that Hiro is at the same school it's really good.

Hiro blushes from the curtain and slips away.

M- That's great Kisa! Now the next question is for Kagura

Kagura puts Kyos head down.

Ka- Yes?

M- Are you, or have you ever been jealos of Tohru?

Kyo turns on the floor and stares at Kagura.

Ka- Kyo, go away.

K- No.

Me- go away, Kyo

Kyo gets up and leaves, grumbling.

Ka- I must admit I once was jealous of Tohru, but now I know that she is the only one that can really help him. But for now- he's MINE!

I scratch my head

M- I'm not sure whether to call that deep or odd.

Kyo faints out of the side curtain falling on the stage.

Ka- Baby!

Kagura runs to Kyo and hugs him.

M- Seems Kyo was spying on us. someone take him bake stage, please

Two people drag out Kyo from a sad Kagura.

M- Okay, alright. Well that went, well?

Ka- *tear* *Glare*

M- Ha, ha (same SFS laugh) Ok, so I guess the next question is for Ritsu.

R- I'm sorry!

M- Ritsu, calm your apologize.

R- I'm sorr-

M- Ritsu! Okay, so the question is, do you like Mitchan?

R- I- I-I, uhh… Maybe, I don't know! I guess? I'm sorry I can't answer this!

M- It's alright Ritsu, we can cut that question, kay?

R- *nod* *quivering lip*

Ka- darn, I wanted to know!

R- I'm sorry.

Ka- S'Okay. Hey where's my Kyo, is he better now?

M- *scaatch head* Ya, I was wondering that too.

Ka- *Glare!*

M- I'm allowed to be conserved, Kagura!

Ka- *glare!* *Run at me*

Yuki walks on stage rubbing his eyes (it's early)

Y- Kagura? Are you trying to kill someone already? Where's that stupid cat?

Ka- He got hurt and is back stage! –Kyo walks on stage with bandage around his head- Kyo, my love! Are you alright!

K- ya, ya I'm okay. Get off me!

Kagura walks over to her seat dragging Kyo by his hair. Kyo pulls himself out.

M- Kyo, I think you should come sit over here.

Kyo sits over by me. Kagura gets up but Yuki pushes her down.

Y- leave it.

Yuki walks off stage.

Kyo sighs.

Ayame comes on stage singing;

A- Kyo and our host sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

K+M- YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Me and Kyo chase Ayame everywhere. I trip over Kyo and land on Ayame.

POOF!

Kyo grabs Ayame and ties him in a knot. He walks over to the boarded window.

K- Hey, take this!

Kyo chucks Ayame out in to the crowd.

Some Girls- *Squel!*

Some Actually Intelligent Girls- You perve!

The girls wrestle over Ayame, some girls beating him, some hugging him.

Y- (from behind stage) Who ever did that, thank you!

M- it was Kyo!

Y- I take it back you stupid cat!

K- Don`t call me stupid!

Ki- Will Ayame be okay?

R- I'm sure he'll be fine, Kisa. Don't worry.

Ki- That's good.

K- I could disagree.

M- Me too.

Ka- is this over yet?

M- Well *flips notes* I asked each of you at lest one . Ayame said something stupid. Check. And we tried to murder him, alright, ya I guess that raps things up for today. But, hey who should I have next week?

Ka- Those two friends of Tohru!

K- Why?

Ka- *Shrug* Not sure.

K- wow

R- ah, I'm sorry.

M- what Ritsu, did you have an idea?

R- Ya, maybe, umm… Shihan?

M- you mean Shishou?

Ritsu nods

K- Please no!

M- that's a great idea Ritsu!

K- Great

M- Oh, and if any of our watchers out there have ideas PLEASE REVIEW!