Part 4- Kagura (Ka) Ritsu (R) Kisa (Ki) (Okay, this episode is like set a little later in the series, maybe, I'm not sure)
We are all sitting. Kagura is holding Kyo in a death grip petting his hair. She glares at me then smiles.
M- ha, ha (Stupid fake- scared laugh) Hello everyone today we will be interviewing Ritsu, Kisa and Kagura. Umm Kagura, shouldn't you let Kyo go back stage?
Ka- You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me- no, no just an idea.
I give an 'I tried' look to Kyo.
M- So the first question is for Kisa.
Kisa smiles. Hiro pokes his head out of the side curtain but Kisa doesn't see.
M- So Kisa, the fans want to know how it is going at school?
Ki- Oh, it's doing really good, now that Hiro is at the same school it's really good.
Hiro blushes from the curtain and slips away.
M- That's great Kisa! Now the next question is for Kagura
Kagura puts Kyos head down.
Ka- Yes?
M- Are you, or have you ever been jealos of Tohru?
Kyo turns on the floor and stares at Kagura.
Ka- Kyo, go away.
K- No.
Me- go away, Kyo
Kyo gets up and leaves, grumbling.
Ka- I must admit I once was jealous of Tohru, but now I know that she is the only one that can really help him. But for now- he's MINE!
I scratch my head
M- I'm not sure whether to call that deep or odd.
Kyo faints out of the side curtain falling on the stage.
Ka- Baby!
Kagura runs to Kyo and hugs him.
M- Seems Kyo was spying on us. someone take him bake stage, please
Two people drag out Kyo from a sad Kagura.
M- Okay, alright. Well that went, well?
Ka- *tear* *Glare*
M- Ha, ha (same SFS laugh) Ok, so I guess the next question is for Ritsu.
R- I'm sorry!
M- Ritsu, calm your apologize.
R- I'm sorr-
M- Ritsu! Okay, so the question is, do you like Mitchan?
R- I- I-I, uhh… Maybe, I don't know! I guess? I'm sorry I can't answer this!
M- It's alright Ritsu, we can cut that question, kay?
R- *nod* *quivering lip*
Ka- darn, I wanted to know!
R- I'm sorry.
Ka- S'Okay. Hey where's my Kyo, is he better now?
M- *scaatch head* Ya, I was wondering that too.
Ka- *Glare!*
M- I'm allowed to be conserved, Kagura!
Ka- *glare!* *Run at me*
Yuki walks on stage rubbing his eyes (it's early)
Y- Kagura? Are you trying to kill someone already? Where's that stupid cat?
Ka- He got hurt and is back stage! –Kyo walks on stage with bandage around his head- Kyo, my love! Are you alright!
K- ya, ya I'm okay. Get off me!
Kagura walks over to her seat dragging Kyo by his hair. Kyo pulls himself out.
M- Kyo, I think you should come sit over here.
Kyo sits over by me. Kagura gets up but Yuki pushes her down.
Y- leave it.
Yuki walks off stage.
Kyo sighs.
Ayame comes on stage singing;
A- Kyo and our host sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
K+M- YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Me and Kyo chase Ayame everywhere. I trip over Kyo and land on Ayame.
POOF!
Kyo grabs Ayame and ties him in a knot. He walks over to the boarded window.
K- Hey, take this!
Kyo chucks Ayame out in to the crowd.
Some Girls- *Squel!*
Some Actually Intelligent Girls- You perve!
The girls wrestle over Ayame, some girls beating him, some hugging him.
Y- (from behind stage) Who ever did that, thank you!
M- it was Kyo!
Y- I take it back you stupid cat!
K- Don`t call me stupid!
Ki- Will Ayame be okay?
R- I'm sure he'll be fine, Kisa. Don't worry.
Ki- That's good.
K- I could disagree.
M- Me too.
Ka- is this over yet?
M- Well *flips notes* I asked each of you at lest one . Ayame said something stupid. Check. And we tried to murder him, alright, ya I guess that raps things up for today. But, hey who should I have next week?
Ka- Those two friends of Tohru!
K- Why?
Ka- *Shrug* Not sure.
K- wow
R- ah, I'm sorry.
M- what Ritsu, did you have an idea?
R- Ya, maybe, umm… Shihan?
M- you mean Shishou?
Ritsu nods
K- Please no!
M- that's a great idea Ritsu!
K- Great
M- Oh, and if any of our watchers out there have ideas PLEASE REVIEW!
