Wednesday 8:00 AM

Okay. Gonna ask Kurt out today. I've got my best uniform on and I ironed it myself. I did that whole X-across-the-chest thing with Axe.

Wish me luck, inanimate journal that is so not a diary.

9:30 AM

Damn. Kurt wasn't in physics this morning. I hope he's not sick...

9:33 AM

What if I gave him some sort of disease? I don't think I have any diseases, though.

9:35 AM

What if he has chlamydia or something? Can you get that from kissing?

9:38 AM

What if my kisses are like poison? What if I'm like one of those cat people from that one ABC family show?

10:15 AM

Mrs. Elmer told me to put my journal away or she'd confiscate it. Like, really bitch? My boyfriend might be dead and you're worried about me not paying attention?

10:16 AM

But he's not my boyfriend. Yet. Unless he's dead.

12:46 PM

I called Kurt during lunch to see if he was okay. I mean, I'm not being clingy or anything.

Just being a good future-boyfriend.

12:47 PM

Oh yeah, so anyways, he's not dead. I'm pretty sure I'm not a cat person. He just said something about Finn twisting his ankle and he had to stay home because Finn can't get up to feed himself.

I guess I'll just ask him out tomorrow, then.

4:40 PM

I told the Warbler guys about me kissing Kurt and they were all super happy, except Trent. He just kinda stood back. Weird.

They all gave me suggesting on how to ask him out. David said to serenade him, Jeff said to make him a cake, Trent mumbled something about chloroform, but I think I'll just be myself.

Bitches love Blaine.

8:00 PM

I texted Kurt after school with some lame excuse about Physics homework. I told him to meet me by the gazebo during break tomorrow so I could give him my answers to copy off. I'd ask him to meet me in the morning, but I know he doesn't get caffeinated until break.

That's when I'll make my move.