Part 5 Arisa (U) Saki (Sa) Shishou! (Sh) (this one is also farther in cause Hana is in love with Shishou already, big time leap, I know)
Shishou, Uo and Hana are sitting. I walk in smiling.
M- Hello, everyone! Welcome to the 5 episode of FICI! Today we have Arisa Uoatani, Saki Hanajima and Kazuma Sohma, or as most of you know him; Shishou. Well now that I think of it the first question is for Shishou, wait is it okay if I call you that- I look at the cards so I can remember his name- Kazuma?
Sh- Yes, that's fine if it's easier for you. (Smile)
M- that's great. Okay so the first question was the number one asked question of all the groups and – I turn to the tv camera- I actually had to contact Shihsou before this to get them from him, so here is a slide show of young Kyo.
K- (from behind stage) WHHHHAAAATTT!
Kyo bursts on stage and teres down the screen, but the slide show continues but on him…
K- I can't believe you sent these to her!
Sh- well she seemed so real and I thought everyone would like to see them. Especially Tohru…
Kyo blushes and storms off stage, there's screaming from the tech box and the slide show stops.
M- well, since Kyo's so much of a party pooper, I'll go to the next question, it's for Uo and Hana, so Hana, Uo, if you had to chose one of the Sohma boys for Tohru to date, who would it be?
Sa- Well the only stabley correct Sohma is Kazuma, but I am not sure that is the best thing for Tohru, I really have no say in this matter, that is all I have to say (GLOOMY!)
M- Okay, I think your scaryer then Kagura. Uo, do you have an opinion?
U- Nah, I don't really care, not at the moment anyway, none of them are even mature enough for her, especially one of them… (Giving a look that makes it Oh, so obvious)
M- Alright then, oh, that's odd, this is usually when Aya would show up, I bet he'll be here in a sec
5minutes later.
M- WOW! He's not even here? YES!
A- HEELLLOOO!
U- Frick! You jinx it!
I stick my hands in my hair.
M- Uo, do you think you could get rid of him, I'm getting tiered.
U- Sure
Uo chases the invisible voice of Ayame, there's a scream. then silence.
U- ya hah ah~!
Uo comes on stage and wipes her hands.
U- Okay
M (a scared sweat drop) Okay…
Y- Thank you miss Uoatani!
U- Ya, well he's a pain in the neck.
m- someone get Kyo and Tohru on stage, state!
Tohru and Kyo enter.
M- So, Hana, Uo were you a where that kyo and Tohru went on a date a few days ago?
U- THEY DID WHAT NOW!
M- ya, she also went on a date with Yuki, I'd bring him on stage but I think he might hurt me
U- I DON'T CARE!
Uo walks off stage and walks back on pulling Yuki by his hair.
U- Miss Uoatani, please let go!
Uo places Yuki down by Kyo. She turns to Tohru.
U- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU WENT ON DATES WITH… THESE!
K + Y- Hey!
T- Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't think of it, I'm sooooo sorry, please forgive me i-I-
Uo hugs Tohrus head
U- It's Okay Tohru, at least nothing happened- turns to Kyo and Yuki (GLARE)- Right?
Y + K- yes Mam.
M- Alright Yuki, you can go take a nap or make sure your brother isn't dead.
Y-Ill take that nap…
K-…Nap… *snicker, snicker*
Yuki glares at Kyo who falls backwards. Yuki leaves the stage.
T- Here Kyo, I'll help you up.
Tohru pulls Kyo up but he falls on her.
POOF!
M- Oh no.
The smoke is clearing, I push Uo and Hana to the end of the stage and the curtains close.
Uo and Hana stand there looking confused.
U- what was that?
M- nothing, nothing at all.
Tohru walks out.
Sa- Tohru, did you figure out what that was.
T- no, I guess it was just a technical thing. (sweat drop)
M- Ya, must have been (sweat drop)
Sa- shall we continue the show?
Me- Oh, we can just end it here-
POOF!
U- there it is again!
M- Tohru, entertain the crowd, ill be right back.
(The tech guy is getting revenge on Kyo and a live feed of backstage plays on the red curtains. But for some reason, Uo and Hana don't notice)
M- One of you has to go and explain that to Hana and Uo. Now.
Sh- alright, I'll go do it.
Shishou walks on stage and explains something to Uo and Hana, who know what he's talking about because every ones watching the live show of me and Kyo sitting backstage.
M- I really should just cancel the show.
I slump over and put my hands in my hair looking pretty tired
K- You really should, it's too embarrassing
M- ya, I guess I should have thought of that… sorry
K- It's alright, I guess
M- Hmmm… I blame that Stupid Snake, he's funny but it could be so much longer if he wasn't here
K- Ya, he's as bad as his brother…
Someone in the audience does that whistle thing that's like "WHIT-WOU" Kyo jumps up
K- what was that!
People in the audience- Nice one Kyo! Have a good Hunny moon! Et cetera, et cetera.
K- Damn!
Kyo storms on stage with me following
K- WHO THE HELL SAID THAT, ILL KILL YOU!
Kyo's about to jump off stage and hurt people, I put my hand on his shoulder.
M- give it up, I'm cancelling the show after this anyway
T- Oh, how come
M- Cause, I have no one else to question.
U- does that mean I can go now?
M- yes,
U- Okay, bye
Sa- alright, I will see you all later, thank you.
They leave
M- she gives me the chills!
K- join the club
M- you guys can go if you want
T- would you like to go do something with us, umm… I'm sorry, I still don't know your name.
M- Oh, it's Jillian. And ya I'd love to go do something with you
K- I guess we should go then
M- I just don't get something,
T+K- what?
M- why we had this conversation in front of the audience.
Kyo turns to the audience and glares
K- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!
…
T- Okay lets go!
We walk off the stage and the lights go off but the tech guy forgets to turn off the camera but its all black. Theres the noise of someone crashing something and falling over.
A-Hello? Is anyone here? Yuki, little Brother! It's so dark in here. Help…
A few lights turn on and Yuki is standing near the switch rubbing his eyes
Y- Nii-san, let's go
A-Oh Yuki! It was so cold and dark, were you scared?
Y- no I'm fine, now come before I leave you here.
Aya skips over to Yuki and they leave. Nothing happens, 1 minute, 2 minute, 5 minutes, then I walk on stage a stare at the camera.
M- I shouldn't have even started this show, *Grumble, grumble*
I smile at the camera really close up
M- And that's that! Thank you to all my viewers! and good luck with your own stuff. Ha, ha
I go reach my hand to the back of the camera and
BLACK
