Dragon Ball Z-Nappa is Italian Pt. 2: Saiyan Spaghetti

Again...I own NOTHING!

After Vegeta's death and hearing about the pizza Nappa made, Frieza wanted to taste the pizza for himself. But when he got to the kitchen..."NAPPA!" Frieza called angrily. Nappa was covered in pizza and the body parts of the Saibamen and Vegeta as he ate the last of the pizza. "Hmm?" Nappa asked with his mouth full. "What the hell happened to the pizza!?" Frieza asked in anger. "I don't know." Nappa said. "You do know and I'm about to-" "Frieza gasps. "What did you do to Vegeta!?" Frieza asked in shock. "And-" Frieza gasps a second time. "Look what you've done to my kitchen and is that my Saibamen seed gardening kit I told you not to touch!?" Frieza asked enraged. "But...I'm Italian! Waahhhawaahahawaaahhha!" Nappa said as he cried. "Would you stop crying?" Frieza asked as Nappa just kept on crying. "Please?" Frieza asked politely but Nappa just cried louder and louder. "ALRIGHT ALREADY!" Frieza screamed. "I'll give you another chance to make another f*****g pizza!" Frieza yelled. "Really?" Nappa asked as he immediately stopped crying. " Sure. Wait! On second thought, we can make spaghetti!" Frieza exclaimed. "That's even better!" Nappa yelled happily.

The entire kitchen is cleaned as the body parts of the Saibamen and Vegeta will be melted into rocket fuel. Frieza gets into costume with a false moustache and so does Nappa (he already has a mustache of his own) as they set cameras around the kitchen of Frieza's spaceship. "Here we are again folks!" Nappa said. "But now it is a time to make the spaghetti and meatballs!" Nappa announced. "That's right." Frieza said. "First we take spaghetti sticks and snap them in half." Nappa said. Cui's lucky voodoo doll was in the spaghetti stick bag."Hi Lord Frieza! Have you seen Vege-" Frieza snaps the voodoo doll, Cui and the spaghetti sticks in half.

SNAP!

"AAAAAHHHHH! Blergh!" Cui screamed as his dark blue blood flies everywhere. "Then we get a pot of water and boiled it at 345 degrees Fahrenheit." Frieza said as Cui pants. "Then we put it into the pot." Frieza instructed as Cui and his voodoo doll are put in the pot full of hot water.

Splursh!

"GGGRRGLLGRLLGLGRRRGL!" Cui gurgled in pain as he died. "Did you hear something?" Frieza asked. "No. Nothing at all." Nappa said.

The second scene approaches.

"The spaghetti is a done cooking! Now we filter it into the spaghetti filter." Nappa said.

In the boiler room, Dodoria was fixing a loose pipe which led to the sink where the spaghetti was going to be filtered. "Why do I have to be the plumber?" Dodoria asked to himself. "First we open the pipe lid and dump the water in." said Nappa. Once the lid was open Dodoria was sprayed with hot water when the loose pipe busts open.

SPLASH!

"AAAAHH! GRGLL!" Dodoria scream gurgled until he melts into a puddle. Nappa closes the lid.

The third scene approaches.

"Nappa...I...never felt so...alive!" Frieza exclaimed happily. "Maybe, Saiyans weren't as bad as I thought they were." Frieza said. "You...mean that Lord Frieza?" Nappa asked. "Yes Nappa." Frieza replied. "Tell you what! I'll make a new Planet Saiyan and you'll be its king!" Frieza yelled in honor. "Wow! Thank you sir! I accept!" Nappa yelled happily. "You're welcome." Frieza relpied. "Now let's finish that spaghetti." Nappa said. "Where were we? Ah yes! We are about to put on the a spaghetti sauce." Nappa said.

Some where in the Western Galaxy, Zarbon is not receiving any readings from Cui or Dodoria.

"Damn it!" yelled Zarbon. "Why aren't they responding?" Zarbon gasps. "VEGETA!" Zarbon exclaimed as he rushes to his space pod goes at full throttle to get to Frieza's spaceship. Meanwhile back at Planet Frieza 79, two of Frieza's soldiers were loading up the soon to become rocket fuel at the space pod fueling center until...

Ka-Trash!

Vegeta turned out to be alive and mutated by fusing together with the Saibamen, thus transforming into Saiba-Vegeta. He kills the first Frieza Soldier. "No! Please! Have mercy!" The second Frieza Soldier pleaded until Saiba-Vegeta kills him. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAAA HAHA HAAH HAAA!" Vegeta laughed maniacally.

Will Vegeta get his revenge? Will Zarbon get there first? Will Frieza finally change the way he thinks about Saiyans? Will they take over the universe? Find out on Mama Mia! A Saiyan Vengeance!