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Disclaimer:don't own CoVT
Vlad:good
Me:*glares*because if I did I could only kill Vlad once. With fanfic I can kill him again, and again and again and again...
Rule 14: long car rides and little half-vampire kids don't mix
Otis Otis had never thought he would actually go on a vacation with Nelly and Vlad. Nelly, apparently had yet another doctor's convention that was located near an amusement park, and she insisted on bringing Vlad and Otis along with her.
Otis had of course agreed, however he didn't expect how horrible the car ride will be.
"Are we thewe yet?" Vlad inquired for about the hundreth time.
"No," Otis answered, paying attention to driving the car while Nelly sat next to him, asleep, and Vlad sat in the back row.
"How much longew?" Vlad asked, completely bored.
"Two hours," Otis answered.
"That's a long time," Vlad complained.
"So I've been told," Otis grumbled.
Silence filled the car.
"Are we almost thewe yet?" Vlad asked again.
"Vlad you asked two minutes ago the answer is still the same," Otis replied heatedly, regretting his decision of going on the trip.
"But I'm bored!" Vlad whined.
"Well then talk to Stripes," Otis suggested.
"Stwipes is bored too," Vlad told his uncle matter-of-factly.
"Well then you should talk to each other so you won't be so bored," Otis responded logically.
Vlad scowled, sometimes logic can be so annoying when you're bored.
"But Stwipes fell asleep!" he argued.
"Well then wake Stripes up," Otis told his half vampire nephew.
"Then Stwipes will be mad," Vlad protested.
"I'm mad," Otis retorted.
Silence filled the air, and Otis gave a sigh of relief.
"Uncle Otis?" Vlad asked after a while, the stillness boring him to death.
"Yes?"
"Are we thewe yet?"
Otis Otis face palmed. Isn't it curious how his forehead is never red from all the face palming right?
After a very, very, very long car ride, Otis had reached their hotel, and all was well with the world. For about five seconds.
Rule 15: beware the zombies.
The very next day Nelly had regretfully left for her convention after making sure Otis and Vlad had enough blood bags for the trip, but Nelly promised she'll spend the rest of her vacation with Vlad and Otis.
So Otis was left alone to take Vlad to the amusement park. Three very long hours passed taking Vlad to the kiddy rides when Otis saw a ride that had that wasn't a kiddy ride, but wasn't a rollercoaster. It was one of those virtual shooting games that you shoot the target, and the target just happened to be zombies.
"Uncle Otis," Vlad asked, "Are you sure this ride isn't scawy?"
Otis nodded, the tour guide had promised that the zombies were cartoons and it was completely suitable for children. After getting on one of the carts with fake guns and 3-D glasses in it a recorded voice boomed, "Prepare for battle."
Vlad gave Otis an anxious look.
"It'll be fine," Otis whispered, "I promise."
Then the first zombie attacked with a bloodcurdling shout.
Sure, it was cartoon, but it was one of those realistic looking cartoons.
Vlad gave a horrified scream as the other riders shot down the zombie, but floods of virtual zombies gatherer around the riders. Vlad shot his fake gun faster than the energizer bunny on a sugar high and steroids could have, all while screaming, "Kill the zombies!" he screamed on the top of his lungs in a terrified voice.
"Vlad it's okay," Otis said frantically, "Just close your eyes, and everything will be okay."
Vlad had time to give his uncle a doubtful look, after all this was the guy who had just taken him to hordes of zombies. Vlad closed his eyes. For about ten seconds Vlad had stopped screaming, then at that moment the ride cart thingy spun around and circles and lunged through the tracks towards the zombies. Vlad opened his eyes and screamed louder than ever. At that moment Otis decided fate hated him.
For a moment the zombie attacks and the cart stopped, and Vlad gave a sigh of relief. Then at that moment a horrible king zombie creature lunged out of nowhere at them. Needless to say the following events contained a lot of shooting and a lot screaming.
Otis Otis was going to kill that employee who said it was suitable for kids.
Once they got off of that ride, Vlad's pale face has lost all color in them, his black eyes wide with fear, several other riders gave Otis the evil eye.
"What were you thinking?" one woman yelled at him, "Taking a toddler on that ride?"
"The worker said it was suitable for kids," Otis protested.
"You're an idiot!" The woman screeched, "Taking a little kid on that ride! What's the matter with you? What kind of father are you?"
Otis was about to argue that he wasn't Vlad's father he was Vlad's uncle and that was completely and utterly different when the woman walked angrily away. Fighting the urge to kill the woman Otis turned his attention towards Vlad, "You okay?" he asked his nephew.
Vlad opened his mouth to talk but nothing came out.
"Vlad, I promise zombies aren't real," Otis said desperately, "they were all fake."
"I hate zombies," Vlad said in a horrified whisper.
Rule 16: the only thing thy half-vampire kid will allow thy to kill is zombies.
"Well I promise vampires can defeat zombies any day, besides the zombies on that ride weren't real, they were all fake, every single one of them," Otis said comfortingly, "and if any zombies did exist I will kill them before they hurt you."
For the first time in his very short life, Vladimir Tod didn't protest with, kiwwings bad!
Vlad nodded, looking a bit more calm.
"You feeling better?" Otis asked.
Vlad gave a weak nod.
"Good," Otis gave a sigh of relief.
Then at that moment, because the fates hated him, a employee dressed up as a realistic zombie approached.
Vlad screeched in horror, "Zombie!" he screamed, running away, "There's a zombie! Kiww it Uncle Otis! Kiww it!"
Otis Otis face palmed.
Haha I had a fun tim writing this.
Anywho onto other news have any of you guys read my CoVT fic in their memory? It was orginally a oneshot and has two OCs and I decided I wanted to write more with them because of a book I read. I started thinking about how cool it'll be to write about having ghost siblings and eventually I got a plot idea. I was hoping for you guys to read my one-shot and tell me if you liked the character I thought of and if I should continue it or not. I will really appreciate that. If a lot of you say yes then I wil continue it.
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