Chaptre icchi
A/N: hey guyz dis is my fist dearth not funfic so plz be nice and giv me some rivoiws! WARMING: this will contain yaoi (lol i luv Japanese!) thx to all of the peeps who hav helpped me wic da spuelling. YOU ROCK!
SLIPKNOT ROX!
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Hi my name is Light Yagami i have longish sexah dark as night reddish brun hare and eyes rich an deepper than time that shimmer with unshed tears, they are brown but sometimes tun red wen i am feeling angroin or sexoy. MY life is veruy deprezzing as I feel unloved by my fadder and i am so intelligent dat none ov da ppl at skl undstand meh and it makes me wanna slit mah wrusts and deprezzed.
Dis hole world is rutten with fxcin preps dat don't gt me or mah justice coz im's the only goth heer incase you cudnt tell!1, 1 dai i was sittin in cass wiv all the preps bord as usually so i luked out the window down to da hells balow. den all of a sudden it was liek satan (A/N, im Satanist, OKAII FFS!1) had sended me a mircle from heaven. It woz the durth note,,, OMFG!1. I wuz liek "OMFG fuk dis im getting that shit!" and then i left clas liek the true rebel i am and picked up the notbook.
OMG dis was insan. I opuined da boox and read it. Dere wuz some rulez on teh back of teh covah. I read dem. It wuz so fuckin awsum! I red it and it red:
1. De prep hooz nam is written in dis notebook shall be killed to death (goffs are immune!).
2. Only gofthics can use dis book. No preps as the magic will backfire and KILL DA SHINIGAMI (prep SHINIGAMI are thrown out da fuckin JERKS).
Omg!1, SHINIGAMI? Weren't dey gods of deff? I couldn't believe my eyes. Obvs this couldn't be reul.
Dere were more rules but dey were all bullshit lol apart from the one about SHINIGAMI sex.
I wunted to try out da dearth note. Who betta to try it on than some fuckin preps? I wrote the nam of da biggest prep of all – BIN LADEN (A/n: FUCK YOU you fckin flammers! bin laden was a total prep and also an asshole ffs1!). and it worked he was ded but barak took all of the credit. I h8 poser attention seekers lik dat!
I killed all dah preps in my skl lol.
Den suddenloy a SHINIGAMI burst into my room as i got out da shwer all wet and covered in sexah watter. "WTF!1" i whispered loudly.
He sed, "Nigga (a/N: fuk u huyz i am nut rasscist i hv a blk bf!) plz," and told me to stfu.
He was quit obviously a poser prep with a feather boa, pink burberry shirt nerdish hipstar glasses and an asscot and a pair of jesus sandals.
"EW PERP!1" i creamed. I gut mad pissed.
"Im nut a prep i am actually a goff!"
"Oh" i sed. "gess i'll write you're name in the buk and cee if you die"
"NO PLZ BBZ DNT DOS DIZ" he exclammer'd, begging me not to kill him.
I was liek "fuk off u obvs prep! why dnt u suk mah DICKHOLE!" and then he gaves me awesum head and i made him my little goff bitch!
"OK we gotta go to Hot Topic and get you som goff cloth." I sed after. So we went hot topic and gut him sum cloths. He sed he was called Ryuk and wuz a SHINIGAMI who owened da duf note i had and so he had to follow me around but no-one cud see him i was lik "omg no way dat is so cool!"
He asked for da dearth note back in hot topic when we was trying on some corsets but i was lik "NAH FUK OFF!"
I made ryuk into a cool satnist and goff cuz i can't even handle tlkin to preps. He was wearing a tight PVC black leather cornet with blk leather glooves, a leather belt, chains and spikes with blak shinny stockings. He had white foundation, LOADS of black eyeliner, and black lipgloss. He spiked up his blonde hair and dyed it black putting in some purple violet and lilac highlets.
I wuz lik "ok we can be frunds now."
"You look sexah btw light."
"Yeah ano. You luk phit now too."
Den we went hum cuz i needed to gt ready for UNI tomorrow. So i went and killed some prep criminals on da tv, had some head and went to bud.
A/N: ok huys k thx for reddin plz reviow and tell me wht you tink. I'm nut racist or sexist or philanthropist.
