A/N: OMG GUIS THNX FOR THE REVIOWS APART FRM ALL THE FXCIN FLAMMBERS!1 Oh btw L iz in dis one.

I HERT SLIPKNOT!

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Da nxt dai it was uni. I had to giv a speach cuz I am the cleverest kid in da skl. I spend a lot of taim studieying bcuz moi dad makes me. I am forced to do a lit of tings i don't wanna liek study and it makes meh depressed and my eyes fill with tearz bright wid pain and i slit mah wrusts and watch the tantalising red blood move slowly dun mah pale skin (A?n: YUS i am a goth and my deprezive loife made me dat way).

(A/N: ano dis is intense plz don't be put off)I wuz killing mur preps everyday wid me deafnote and finally the police were onot me LOL but dey'd nevur fund me. Dere was also a prep detective called L after me. I wuz gonna be a god of a nu world widout preps...

Me and ryuukuuuuuu the SHINIGAMI went to the uni speech bullcrap. i was so board coz the principal was fugly and boaring. Den i went to do mah speech and some fxcin poser prep was with me. I was liek "WTF? who's this prep? sit bac dwn you fxcin poser!"

Den he woz liek "LOL we got da same score you fag (A/N: dis nam is hurtful and im only using it fr effect, no homophobic). kthxbai."

I fought "fxck this guy" and did mah speech. it woz AWESUM and deep and poetic and beautiful and amazing and considerate and inspiring and defining of a generation and liek rly gud... and and da preps was shit.

He was obvs a poser prep tryina be gothic. His eyez were outlinned in black eyeliner and he had a depressive luk on his fce like he was trying to be deep and gothic, he had long shiny black hair that hung limply over his gloomy eyez and reli white skin like milk – obvs he wasn't made of milk, or, mur imrotacly, GOFIC. I fuckin H8 PERPS TRYING 2 B GOTHIS! GIT A LIVE!

After the seramoaney he came to me. As he warkd over i felt my six pack swirl. Wtf waz going on? i herd people only get liek that for people dey cream over, I COULDNT CREAM OVER A PREP!1.

He said "hi".

So i said "hi".

Then he was liek "your speech rocked"

And den i was like "OMFG dnt even fxckin talk to me u obvs prep!"

"EW WTF IM NO PREP LOL!" he said wiv a sexoy smirk.

I lukerered him up and down. Tbh, he wasn't an ugoly prep. Da black hair was sexoy like an oil spill down his face. I reliused my pants were strainin. I slighytly had A ERECTUN.

I wuz liek so embraced. I didn't know whut to do – fistly, he wuz a PREP, secondly I wuz nt gay (a/N: nuttin aghast gays it ink bisexual bois are liek sexah). If he was gothic this wouldnt have been so bad.

Den he said, "hey, do you like Slipknot?"

At that point I knew I could not kill hm wif da death not. He obvs was actually a gothic. I had just assumed he was a prep.

"WHU?" I grasped.

"I like to listen to dem when i'm working. I'm trying to solve da kira case."

Dat was whut dey were calling my prep murders! Clearly i wuz jus trying to purify da world but dey didn't get me. Im so fuckin misunderstood it herts.

"You work on da kira case? but don't you think he's so fxcin cool killin all the shitty preps?"

"Preps don't deserve to die, no matter how shityy" He said so sexoyly.

OMFG!111 he was so cool! but obvs wrong coz all preps should DIE. I still think his pretty though.

"Wull if you lik kira maybe you ARE kira!1" He exclammered.

"No way!"

"Help me solve da case den lol. I'm Ryuzaki."

"k" I sed.