AN: OH ME FKIN GOOD!1!11 Eveywon stup fkin flammin. Thnx icepandacookies fur all da help, beust fkin fann eva.
OmfG!11 I cnt beleave im wrking on da case abut MEEEEEEE. Stupid fxcin sexoy L being all smrt and sexoy!...he is pretty sexoy. and if i wrk wiff him he wnt think its me, OMG!1 this is fxcin perfect!1.
Todai is da dai wher i go to L's pad and chck out his goffic detective stuff, so liek, i went. Wen i got thre L's granddad or som shit waz der and told me L waz upstairs.
"so i went "k" and went upstairs to c him. dere wer loads of ppl there like some guy called matsuda but i dint really care cuz i wuz too busy looking at L's crotch. then i saw OMG Also my dad was there WTF!
i was liek "wtf are you doing here?"
an he tld me nt to swear and that but i was like "NAH FUK OFF!" and den he agreed to let me be a detective or whateva. den L came over and straight up told me I was kira.
I was like "WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW? wait, what!"
L asked confused "wht was that?"
and i panckiked, so i yelped, "wtf NOTHING you fckin prep!1"
And he was lik "oh, i wuz only jokin anywayz lol."
so i was like "oh. k." and then i leane din to hug h den he tried to giv me head. it wudda been nice but dad wuz ther so i wnt "NAH FUK OFF!"
L looked confused and so sexoy and cute, he was liek a sexoy puppy in an oil spill. I lukerd at him wiff a luk dat sed "meet me aloan in an our" just wiff my eyes.
so den we al did sum work but fund nothing useful and just tlked about percentages and possibilities without actually making any progress other than in theory which wasn't going to help save lives - we were happy to sit and talk hypothetically for at least half of the series and, therefore, allow tens of people to die at the hand of a criminal that was quite obviously in the room. And also we tlked about pussy (a/N; waz reading dickshunary).
an hour ltr L met me in a dark lonely alleyway with loadsw of ppeps.
L wuz wering a flashur coat. thun he opuned the coat und sed "fuk me light2 az hee slupped me across the face wuth hees cuck. it tunne dme on IMMEDIATELY. I wotched him az he twirld hjs cuck liek a helicopter rund and rund. I cudnt tek it enymore and leeped on him, he felt so warm, he woz liek a snowmun. i grabed his MASSIVE penis wiff mah tiny hands, (theyre not tiny but dey are cumpared to his cuck!) and liek a dance i slwly moved my hand up and dwn his shaft rapidly.
"OH NO!11 im gnna cum!" he sed.
So i sed "It's ok, my ass iz redy!" and i let him go nd den i sat on hiz cuck. I cud feel hiz huge, throbing cuck insiude me, it woz AWESUM!
Den i sed "JUST HTFU AND CUM ALREDY FFS!111" and den he did, it woz so awesum i passd out frm excitement.
