A/N: GUYS OMFG STOP FLAMMING! WTF! its getting reli annoying and blockeing my creative flow. FFS jus lern to appreciate diferunt stlizs of ritting and be mur mature about theez tings!1 thx icepandacookies and Trying to help you – it's niiyce to no fans wanna spund time wif me, but i'd rartha be riting dan walking in da country. Im glad u recognirsed im intelligent tho aha no one else seemz to!

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I awok ot L's goorjous eyes coverd by hes sexoy oil spill hair. he woz liek "Hello sweet cheecks"

So i sed "oh hai."

"how wuz it 4 u?"

"its was fuckin SICCKK." I beaymed. "And mah 1st time wif a boy lol."

"k," L said. "me 2 actually. but leik, EVAR."

"wow" i said and den we lolled. "we should probz leave." a hobo had been watchin so we left after but he gave us some money. Den we kicked da crap outta him and i secretly turned awuy and killed him to death wif ma dearth note. WHT A PREP.

"dat waz weird, he liek, died all ov a sudden" L said suspishuslay.

"LOL i know wat a weird ass prep!" i sed liek total fuckin ninja. Obvs he'd never know i had killed him, even tho it was kinda obvs. For a detective he haz da brain of a PREP.

"Yeah i know" L sed. He lukereed at me curiasly. I knew he fort I had killed him den. Oh ffs. I needed to change da subject.

"LOL L liek, i kno u probs wanna b my bf now, witch is cool bt, i carnt let ppl know im gay."

"Bt Light ur obvs gay"

"NAH FUCKOFF! I'm da straightest of straight!" i sed, eyein up his massif croch. "besuids i haz a gf!"

"who?"

I lukerered arund pancakely. Dere wuz a girl over da ova side of da street. She had blonde hair so obvs i thought she was a prep. but den I reluised she wuz wearing gofic fishnets, big black leather gofic boots, a big lacy black gothic corest pvc frilly dress and a spiked cokar, lacy gloves dat wer black, black eyeshadow, black eyelinder, LOADS of white foundation, an red lipprick. She wuz a goff so it was fine. After al I cant go ut wiif PREPS!2

"Dere she iz!" I exclamerined pretendin 2 b happy 2 c her. She was quite sexoy but nt as sexoy as L because her hare wuz like spun gold and nt an oil spill. Mmm.

L was liek "o rly?" and decided to cal her ova.

FUCK FUCK FUCK! hes caught me ut shit! So i decided ot run ova to her nd ksng her fayce off. i went ot pul away but den she kept me der, wtf? i waz being kiss rapped!1!

"omg i hv SHINIGAMI iiz" she whispurred in mah era when she FINALUY pulled awuy. "I no youre kira and omfg i luv ur work!1"

"OMG BITCH STFU!1! dat sexoy guy wif the sexoy oil spill hair ova der is a detective!"

"did u say sexoy? r u gay?"

"LOL no! i just think he's phit okay?" (A/N: its not gay you homophobes! no hoimo.)

"O okay coz i think u r one sexoy mofferfucka, i'm Misa, b my bf ye?" she sed licking my penis.

I didn't even reelise she got ti out. i sed "K" hoping she wood stop sucing mai dik before L cumed ova.

Den he did. I sed "oh hai L dis is mah gf Molly!"

"LOL WHU?" Da grl yelld.

"I m-mean, lol jk, i mean MISA!"

"Oh ok... hi" L sed gloomily. "Hw long u been 2getha?"

"Like literally a minute ago -!"

"K WE GOTTA GET BACK NOAW. We're jus so in love so it jus FEELZ DAT WAY FFS!1"

"light, whu?"

"stfu! see u l8tr L!"

"do we rly hav to go so sun?" Mis sed.

"Ye i need sum awesum head" and den we went.