A/N: oh, ffs. u guyz are obvs all fckin preps and h8trs. I wont listen to u. GET A LYF and stp hatin on me. Im just a writer tryna improve n share ma stories n ideaz. fuk yu FLAMMERS.

i lucked at Misa and she lucked at me. well, i say she lucked ta me, bt she woz actually lucking at mah crotch.

"OMG BITCH MAH EYES ARE UP HERE FFS!1!"

"Speakin of eyes, i hve da SHINIGAMI eyes." she sed, expecting to gt laid.

"LOL wtf r SHINIGAMI eyes?" i asked, this bitch mustve bin high.

Den Ryuukuu lucked all nervus and tryed to hide, he woz too fucking big to hide anywhere tho LOL.

"Ryuuuukuuuuuuuuu wtf? hav u bin hidin shit frm me agen! dis is worse den wen u hid my porn!"

"light ffs dat waz 4 ur own gud. after all u were wnking 2 much u cudve hert urself." He said. "so actlie i didn't tell u abut tha SHINIGAMI eyez cuz it was also 4 ur own GUD FFS!"

"NAH FUK OFF! I cudda wanked all i wnted! im a yunmg boi! but anywayz wht do u mean? wht to dey do?"

"well," misa sed "dey let u see a persons nam n when dey will die. FCKIN SICK!"

"Oh SKILL," i sed. "can u get em 4 free?/"

"nah u fckin prep," sed ryuk obvs taking the piss outta me. I gt mad pissed.

"WTF IF IT WAZNT 4 ME U'D STILL BE A FCKIN PREP AND NT A GOFF SO STFU U TWAT!"

"wteva r gothalicious with CHEEZ." he humped. "anyway, u have to give up ½ ur life span 4 dem. so do u want them or not? u might die sooner tho obvs lmao"

"erm. nah fuck off igotta live and be a god of da nu world without preps."

"k"

"Well dats dat den, now FUCK OFF! i needz to tlk ot Misa about sum shit." i sed licking penis, LOL jk tht'd be fucking SICK, and nt in da gud way. Ryuuk went away ot go luck at my porn, isn't dat beastiality? NAH FUCK OFF.

"We're finally alon" Misa sed walkin ova too me.

"BITCH STFU! im not gunna fuk u okay?" den she got realy sad and acuzed me of bein GAY! i was like "NAH FUCK OFF" and promised to fuk her if she wood help me kill L. At first she was like "NAH F-" but den i took off my shirt.

"wow, actually, im creamin alreai light. oh my kira. ok i'll help u. plz just satisfy me wit your love trunk!"

so i was leik "ok." den i tuk of my pants n stuff and lay her down on the gothic purple bed.

I didn't reli give a shit about makin her feel gud. But i figured if i wnted to kill L i'd have to make hr fell nice so she'd wanna help. So, steadily, i moved my warm, wet mouth across her smooth white skin, and liked how she twinged and sighed beneath meh. I sucked on her nips, my tongue slowly swirlin around and round, just tapping da tip and den i bit dat fucker! her throat was also suckd with my sexoy mouth, den her vag LOL, and den i put my dick in it also and moved it in and out. inside felt slippery and warm and tight so it was gud. She was moaning like a monkey high off cannabis and it was so annoying but i just ignored her. i closd my eyes and imagind it was L's sweet ass. she den had an orgasm liek "oh my kira, oh my kira, OH MY FUCKING KIRAAAAAAAAAAAH!" and den i just did as well haha, but liek whispurring "L, L, L!" der woz lovejuice EVRYWER! and cum LOL.

so we were done.

"so shall we try n kill L?"

"k" she panted.