Lion: Huh. So apparently there is a new Metal Gear game coming out November 2nd and I had no clue about it.

Lucario: Is it because you've been at work all this time listening to everything your boss tells you?

Snake: F#$&! Yeah! I'm gonna shine once again baby!

Samus: Either way, you're still an idiot.

Ike: How about that date Samus?

Samus: O.O

Lion: I don't own Super Smash Bros. or Pokémon or Metal Gear. They belong to Nintendo and Konami respectively. Besides, it'd be a really bad idea if I did own them.

Lucario: Because we'd all have to live at your place?

Lion: I'd get evicted again.

PS: Is Snake gonna be in the game? I've had no idea what the new Metal Gear is gonna be about or if Snake will not be the main character.


Lucario and Snake were still arguing with each other as time passed by. Master hand then nudged Crazy who twitched wickedly. He flew over and promptly slapped the soldier and Pokémon across their faces.

"Now can we begin?" Master Hand ordered the two.

Snake stood straight as Lucario leapt forward. Pokémon Trainer watched idly as he spun his hat around. He pulled out a yellow and purple Poké ball.

"Alright then! Let's ready go, Mewtwo!" The Poké ball flew open with a ray of light shooting out. It began to solidify into a tall looking purple creature. Lucario and Snake watched the rival Pokémon float over with his arms crossed.

"Ah I see now. Pokémon Trainer has managed to capture Mewtwo." Lucario noted wisely.

"Ah! Mewtwo was caught by Pokémon Trainer? How!" Master Hand questioned the silent protagonist.

"I used my Lv. 96 Charizard and fifty Ultra Balls. It was a piece of cake." Everyone went silent not understanding the trainer's logic. Of course, the Pokémon residents were well aware of this.

As everyone payed attention to the Pokémon Trainer, Snake pulled out his codec. Octon appeared on the screen glasses and all.

"What's up Snake?"

"Octon, the Kid is using some other Pokémon than those other ones." Snake spoke to his buddy showing him what he meant.

"WOAH! It's Mewtwo. It's real –AGH!" Snake's codec became fuzzy while Octon was pushed away. Then a young woman appeared on screen.

"OMG that's Mewtwo! It's a legendary Pokémon Snake!"

"Mei Ling? Where's Octon?" Snake asked. Octon was lying on the floor behind Mei Ling unconscious as the woman ignored them.

"That's not important Snake! Mewtwo are known to be very powerful foes! One was a Smasher in Melee years back!"

"She's right Snake." Lucario chided in to their conversation. "It may just have been caught recently, but it could be very strong."

Snake rubbed his bearded chin and began to let his brain think. Trainer… Pokémon… n00b… Colonel… KFC… Wait, where was he going with this?

Snake looked back at the floating Mewtwo. Then he looked at Pokémon Trainer. Then finally he looked at Lucario.

"Yeah I've got nothing." Lucario and Mei Ling fell back at this response. Did he really save the world several times over?

"Okay Snake. You're just gonna have to give me simple orders. We can win this like a regular battle okay?" Lucario responded to the mercenary. Snake nodded his head.

Lucario jumped back into position and placed two paws forward. Mewtwo floated over looking down at the aura user. He also put a hand forward as if to acknowledge the challenge.

"Alright, let this Pokémon battle… BEGIN!"

The crowd cheered as Lucario and Mewtwo braced for battle. Pokémon Trainer took this chance to give orders.

"Mewtwo, use Psychic!" The purple Pokémon waved his hand and lifted Lucario into the air. The aura user gasped for air.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." Mewtwo said silently.

"Ah! No… he's choking me!" Lucario hollered out. Snake screeched out like a little girl.

"Aw crap! Mewtwo is gonna kill Lucario with a Star Wars reference!"

"Snake, give Lucario an order!" Mei Ling answered on the codec. Snake scratched his head.

"An order. Um," Snake began to think while Mewtwo slowly began to kill Lucario.

"It looks like Pokémon Trainer is already gaining the upper hand! What will Snake do next!" Master Hand announced like a ring side commenter.

Then a light bulb went on above Snake's head. He turned around. "Lucario! Do that… uh, Palm thing!"

"Force… Palm?" Lucario questioned as his face turned purple. Snake nodded seeming to have gotten it right.

Lucario sprung into action and pushed his palm into Mewtwo's chest. The legendary Pokémon flew backwards having endured much pain.

"Ah! Mewtwo, are you okay buddy?" Pokémon Trainer questioned.

"It's not very effective." Master Hand announced.

"What do you MEAN not very affective? That was a direct hit!" Snake complained out loud.

"Ignore the Pokémon logic my friend." Lucario responded dusting his shoulders.

Pokémon Trainer scratched his chin. Lucario was tougher than he first anticipated. However, his Mewtwo was stronger than this. He smirked before pointing a finger.

"Mewtwo use flamethrower now!" Mewtwo obeyed as Lucario grimaced. Snake stood by still as the enemy Pokémon shot out flames.

"Holy shit on a stick! Lucario get away now!" Snake yelled out in desperation. Taking this as an order, Lucario flipped his body around dodging the flames.

"Mewtwo, do it again!" Pokémon Trainer ordered again. Mewtwo used flame thrower and directly aimed at Lucario.

The aura Pokémon panicked watching the flames burst forward. There was no time to evade this one. Snake seemed to panic and forget he still had to order Lucario.

Samus slapped her head in annoyance and stood up. "Snake! Tell Lucario to use extreme speed!"

The mercenary looked over at the object of his affection before looking back at the battle. The flamethrower was inches away from the blue furred fighter who stood in place.

"Lucario! Use extreme speed on Mewtwo!" Snake ordered. In the very same second, the flames bursted out into an explosion. However, Lucario had already disappeared and reappeared

Then the aura Pokemon slammed its paws into its enemy. Mewtwo flew backwards and into the ground. This received a cheer from the audience.

"It's not very affective!"

"I'm gonna kill that hand!" Snake yelled frustrated at the antics.

Then something no one really expected happened. A smash ball exploded into the stadium receiving shocked stares from Snake, Lucario, Pokemon Trainer, and Mewtwo.

"What the- did someone forget to turn off the smash ball?" Master hand asked his workers from the stadium.

"Sorry boss! We thought we got them all!"

Snake then got a weird creepy smirk on his face. Lucario noticed and was momentarily fazed until understanding what he could do. Pokemon Trainer and Mewtwo also seemed to know what to do as well.

"Lucario! Go get that smash ball and get super saiyan!"

"Mewtwo! You get that smash ball too!"


Lion: DUN DUN DUN! Who will get the smash ball first? Who gets to be super saiyan first? Find out on the next chapter of Lucario, I Choose You?


OMAKE:

Lucario: I sense a disturbance in the Aura.

Snake: either that or it's constipation.

Samus: Snake! Really now?

Snake: What it's true! I had firsthand experience!

Lucario & Samus: creepy.

Omake 2:

Meta Knight: It seems Lucario is becoming popular with girls.

Lucario: seriously?

Samus: well a lot of the female writers on here say you're cute.

Snake: Why don't they say that about me!

Lucario: could it be your slight insanity?

Samus: It's because he's a perv.