Sorry for not updating sooner (curse you, Writer's block!) and sorry for this chapter being on the short side. But thank you to all my amazing reviewers: Bucky5, lolchika21, rainbowspring, Addicted-To-Sugar-Quills, deathly fan, and of course lilbunny98!

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The restaurant was wonderful: squishy chairs, polite waiters that didn't ask if you wanted more water, they just came and quietly filled your glass back up, amazing food (the pasta struck the right balance with just enough spice, but not to were you were practically drowning in your water to set out the fire on your tongue, and the chocolate cake was a sugary monster of deliciousness). Harry was miserable.

"Harry!" Ginny snapped her fingers in front of his face, looking irritated. He blinked.

"Yes?" the Glare darkened. Harry could feel a rant coming his way.

"Harry James Potter! That's the fifth time I've tried to get your attention! Now will you stop looking at that blasted clock and talk to me?" the Glare softened. "I know you're worried about Teddy, but really, what could happen to him?" she laughed. "I mean, it's Malfoy Manor for Merlin's sake! The worst that could happen would be that he dies of boredom!" Harry managed a weak smile. A quick glance at the clock (while Ginny was taking a delicate bite of her own slice of the Chocolate Cake Monster, of course, he wasn't daft enough to give her reason to blow up again). Two more hours until he could rescue his godson from the wrath of Astoria. It wasn't that he had anything personal against the girl (other than her giving him many sleepless nights), it was just that trusting Teddy with anyone that's last name was Malfoy was difficult. Stop being prejudice he scolded himself. So what if she was a pregnant lunatic (she had to be to marry and have a kid with Draco)? She should be perfectly capable of watching Teddy for a few hours. Right?

"So, Teddy, do you like it?" Astoria questioned, taking another bite of her crepe that was oozing with chocolate sauce. Even though she had transformed her robes into a regular maternity dress and poofed shoes on her feet, she was still get stares from people. Her green eyes narrowed, and proof that yes, she was indeed fit to be was proved without a glimmer of a doubt when she sent the Queen of All Sneers to a woman who was gaping as Astoria shoveled the crepe into her mouth (the King of All Sneers still belonged to Draco). The Muggle woman blushed a startling shade of red and quickly turned back around. Astoria smirked, celebrating her small victory.

"Uh, yes, it's very good," he stammered, taking another bite of his strawberry crepe. She nodded, satisfied, then finished off her own crepe with a satisfied sigh.

"So, you just turned nine, did you?" she propped her elbow on the table, resting her chin in her hand. Teddy nodded, and she smiled.

"You'll be 19 when this little one," she patted her stomach, "goes to Hogwarts," at the mention of Hogwarts, Teddy broke out into a grin.

"I can't wait to go to Hogwarts!" he exclaimed, surprising even himself at his sudden outburst. A smile twitched on Astoria's lips as Teddy elaborated. "I mean, I'll be glad when I finally get a wand. Then I can do magic all by myself! Although not at Harry's though, only at school," he took a deep breath, then shoved another piece of crepe in his mouth.

"Oh!" he looked up, startled, as Astoria flung her hand in the air, smacking herself on the forehead. "Harry's your godfather, isn't he? I forgot!"

"Yeah. I stay at Grandma's, and Harry and Ginny's on the weekend, but not recently ever since James, and now with another baby on the way," Teddy sighed inwardly at the thought of yet another baby, that Harry and Ginny would fuss over and stay up all night with and gush as they exclaimed "Oh! He smiled! Come look dear, he smiled!". Teddy could smile, but they never seemed to get excited over that.

"Well, you're welcome to come over to Malfoy Manor whenever you wish! Although if I were you, I might wait until the baby actually sleeps through the night," she winked at Teddy, then promptly demanded the check. Whenever he wanted? That was certainly…generous. Usually adults said things like that, but they really didn't mean it, like when Ginny told Uncle Percy he and Aunt Audrey were welcome to eat lunch at the Potter's whenever they wanted, even though Teddy knew she really hoped that they wouldn't be coming back for a long time, because Uncle Percy spent the whole time lecturing all of them on the importance of using Ministry-approved regulation-sized cauldrons. But Astoria seemed to have really meant what she said. Well, it certainly felt nice to have an invitation like that, especially to somewhere as prestigious as Malfoy Manor.

"Baby Malfoy can stay with me when I get bigger whenever it wants!" Teddy promised. Astoria gave a little laugh.

"That's sweet, dear, I'm sure, ah, Baby Malfoy," she grinned, "will appreciate the invitation," her answer seemed to satisfy Teddy, as he nodded, taking a sip of his lemonade.

"But Astoria?" she looked up from where she was counting out Muggle money, her eyebrows furrowed in concentration.

"Yes?"

"What about-wait, how do you have Muggle money?" Teddy said, getting distracted.

"I'm a Malfoy," she stated simply, as if that were the answer to life itself ("And tell me, why do you have a gold-painted Dragon with diamonds on its scales?" I'm a Malfoy." "I see. And can you please explain exactly why you deemed it acceptable to set an entire bunny farm on fire?" "I'm a Malfoy.")

"Oh, alright I guess. But," Teddy started, remembering what he was going to ask in the first place, "who'll Baby Malfoy stay with on the weekends? Who'll be its godfather?" Teddy's voice was full of innocent concern at the thought of Baby Malfoy's Godfather-less life, filled with boring weekends and inescapable parents (Grandma in Teddy's case).

"I haven't put much thought into the matter. Did you have anyone in mind?" Astoria handed the money to the waitress, then stood, one eyebrow raised. Teddy thought for a minute, subconsciously following Astoria out of the restaurant and into the streets of Paris.

"Well, Harry already has me, and Aunt Hermonie probably wouldn't mind, but I don't think Uncle Ron likes your family very much, when he gets mad he always blames it on Draco, even though Aunt Hermonie points out that they haven't seen Draco in years," Astoria snickered, "but I don't think that matters to him very much. Uncle George is married, and besides; he has the joke shop, Baby Malfoy would probably end up green or get into a nasty scuffle with some fireworks if it got lost in there. I don't hate Baby Malfoy, so I won't say to send it to Uncle Percy. Uncle Charlie might be good! Oh, wait, he works with dragons. Nevermind. Uncle Bill's married, and he already has two daughters. Oh! I know! Me!" Teddy stopped walking, marveling at his solution to the issue. Astoria looked amused.

"You, Teddy? But what if something happens to me and Draco," Teddy cringed; Aunt Hermonie would have balked at the blatant ignorance of proper grammar," when you're still young?" Oh. He hadn't thought about that. Well, the same thing had happened to Harry! He could manage.

"I'll just do what Harry did: it can live at Great Aunt Cissy's house!" Teddy congratulated himself for being clever.

"And Baby Malfoy will visit you on the weekend?" Astoria prompted him. He shook his head, his brown hair (she had made him keep it one normal color, so as not to draw attention to them) flopping.

"No. Then it'll move in with me," Astoria looked touched, and for a second Teddy worried she was going to start crying.

"Teddy?" they both whirled around to face a tall, red-headed man with scars down the side of his face. A pretty blond woman was beside him, and two girls in front of them.

"Uncle Bill? Aunt Fleur?" the confusion on Astoria's face smoothed out into understanding, although the two Weasleys still looked suspicious.

"And zis is?" Fleur's eyes narrowed at Astoria, who gave a haughty look back.

"Astoria. Astoria Malfoy," she replied, Fleur's arched eyebrows rising.

"And what is Teddy doing with you?" Uncle Bill had come forward, hand on Fleur's shoulder.

"She's watching me, Harry and Ginny went out to eat," Teddy hurriedly explained before things could turn nasty. Fleur nodded approvingly, seeming to believe that no, Teddy was not being kidnapped.

"Ah, I see. And does Harry know that you're in France?" Bill asked.

"Um, no, well you see, Astoria's pregnant, and sometimes pregnant witches make odd things happen, and-" Bill held up his hand to stop Teddy's explanation.

"I understand," Fleur's eyes were now sparkling as she looked at Astoria, and Bill had an amused expression on his face, probably reminiscing about all the things Fleur had made explode or when she had Apparated to China or Africa.

"Teddy!" a tiny girl with long, pale red hair ran up to him, throwing her arms around his neck. She leaned back, her eyes sparkling.

"Hi, Dominique," he said to the little five year old. She grinned, showing off perfect tiny teeth.

"Teddy," he turned to face a taller girl, with big blue eyes and a bored expression.

"Victoire," he stated, refusing to be friendly if she was going to act like this. He much preferred the younger sister to the snobby, older by two years one that acted like a Fairy Princess and treated Teddy as if he were a bother.

"What are you doing in France?" Teddy turned his back on the blond girl, who merely huffed, to look up to his Uncle.

"Visiting Fleur's family," Bill explained.

"Well, why are 'e just zanding 'ere?" they all looked to face Fleur, who tossed her long silky hair over her shoulder. "Come! Let us make ze most of our time before zey go back!" she turned, then looked back, waiting for them to follow. Victorie flounced to stand by her mother, staring at Teddy coldly. Astoria walked past them to stand on the other side of Fleur, the two witches already getting into a discussion about the best place to bet robes embroidered. Uncle Bill, holding Dominique's tiny hand, looked down at Teddy.

"Ready? As she said, you might as well make the most of your time," Bill quoted with a smile. Teddy nodded, quickly glancing around to make sure no one was looking before he changed his hair to magenta.

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