Violet: Hello thanks for tuning into Tosogare Meets Akatsu-
Moka: This isn't a talk show Violet.
Violet: I know that, I just want to be creative.
Dalton: Don't lie, earlier you were talking about how people didn't respect your British accent; you just wanted to show them how cool your accent is… that's the whole reason, right?
Violet: …I refuse to reply…
Hana: Kazeru-chan is sorry for updating late and is ashamed to speak to her readers right now, so read and maybe she'll feel better. She does not own the Akatsuki she only owns her 12 Oc's
Chapter 3: Poof goes the Akatsuki.
Hana's POV
Finally after naming the strange looking puppies we did…..nothing.
"Tori-chan is bored Violet-sempai play with Tori-chan." whined Tori, but Violet denied which left a very sad Tori sulking in the emo corner; until Tenshi, my oldest twin sister spoke, "Tori-chan I'll play with you." then they left with a screaming Tori in happiness*sigh* sometimes my sister needs to be more like Akiro, my second oldest twin sister…but then again things would be even more chaotic…never mind Tenshi stay the way you are.
Normal POV
So we just sat on the couch, some on the floor and just stared at the 12 puppies and the puppies staring at us for about 5 minutes during that time that's when I noticed that Pierce was beside Orukami, Honoo was beside Kisame, Halloween was beside Forest, Kuro, and Shiro, Death was beside Koukyuu, and 'It' was beside Sasori. That's when I felt dumbfounded I mentally face palmed…now I know where I've seen all of this I've read about it on on how puppies/cats were actually people of the Akatsuki and other people in the narutoverse…wait..that means these puppies are the Akatsuki. This is the slowest moment of my life *mentally ashamed* looks like I'm not the only one; Sky and Dalton noticed it too.
Sky's POV
It's been five minutes since we've been looking at the puppies and that's when I noticed that all of them were paired up together like the Akatsuki; I wasn't the only one either I looked over to Dalton to see him go wide eyed and over to Shi who just nodded…so the puppies we have right now are 12 S-ranked criminals from the Narutoverse who can kill us in a blink of an eye and ending our life here, isn't that wonderful (note my sarcasm)…wait twelve there are usually ten of them not twelve*sigh* no time to think about that how do we turn them back to their human form…water of course..err..well that's how it usually goes.
"YOU F**KIN' PUPPIES FU**KIN' STINK!" screamed Moka and Akiro in unison.
"What the hell." said Hana and Jay bluntly in unison; well Moka and Akiro's statement came out of nowhere.
"What?" questioned Akiro
"That statement was random" replied Hana with a disgusted face
"But it's true they stink, can't you smell it" asked our oldest Egyptian/Japanese friend.
"…now that you mentioned it they kinda do stink" admitted Jay, which left an 'I told you so' Moka. The good thing is now we can turn the Akatsuki back to normal, the problem is that 'Death' or Hidan probably won't get into the bath tub,*sigh* troublesome Hidan.
"Nee-chan and Tori get your asses down here and carry one puppy we're going to give them a bath!" yelled Akiro, we heard footsteps and saw our two friends. So off we went into Shi's red, black, and white marble bathroom upstairs, down the hall after 8 minutes. We actually could've been in there sooner if Hidan would've just stop fighting with Moka.
Akatsuki POV
"B**ch let go of me, let go!" yelled Hidan trying to bite Moka's hands. "Dammit stop squirming we're just going to give you puppies a f**kin' bath!" yelled Moka back at the Jashin worshiping Akatsuki member. "She's right Hidan; now stop squirming." said Kakuzu coldly, "No, I don't want to take a f**kin' bath!" shouted Hidan in reply, then the Akatsuki leader, Pein spoke up in his unemotional voice, "Hidan I can understand that you don't want to take a bath, but we really do stink so stop your squirming and go along with it, no complaining and no excuses and stop acting like a 5 year old." Pein demanded. "Stupid mother f**kin' leader telling me what to f**kin do," mumbled Hidan under his breath as he continued "I should sacrifice you to Jashin-sam-SPLASH!
Sky's POV
We went inside the bathroom and dropped all the puppies in at the same time…nothing happened, no poof, no nothin'
'why didn't they poof back to normal' I thought to myself as I looked at Pein in curiosity which he just gave me a confused look back. I sighed and got busy; washing Pein's whole entire body..how disturbing.
Krys's POV
We just got done giving the puppies a bath and dried them off and we all decided after giving the puppies a bath we would go into the kitchen to eat dango; with the puppies closely behind following us.
"YAAAAYY~! SNACK TIME, TORI-CHAN IS HUNGRY!"
yelled our haired masked friend running down the stairs along with the orange face black body puppy, Halloween.
"Tori & Halloween, if both of you run down the stairs you two are-" Sky was cut off by a loud thud, Tori and Halloween hit the floor face first, Sky continued.
"*sigh*going to hurt yourselves.." All of us sweatdropped including the puppies..strange; any who Sky went to go pick up Halloween while Shi dragged Tori into the kitchen sighing. We all followed in and started eating. The only thing that was bothering us is that the puppies were staring at us; especially Honoo. To avoid the staring, each of us gave a piece of dango to them and the onyx/red eyed puppy, Honoo gladly accepted it. POOF. Suddenly there was a big cloud of smoke in the kitchen and a loud shriek.
"KYAAAA! NAKED COSPLAYERS!" shrieked Violet and that's all I heard just when my mind went blank…
Dalton's POV
"KYAAAA!NAKED COSPLAYERS!" shrieked Violet, when I heard this I knew what just happened the 'naked cosplayers' were actually naked Akatsuki members…wait.. they're all naked….OH CRAP! KONAN IS NAKED INFRONT OF 11 NAKED GUYS..wait 11? There are usually 9..NEVERMIND THAT KONAN IS NAKED! I panicked I didn't know what to do at that moment..I was freaking out which was not like my usual self 'though luckily for me and for Konan, Shi and Sky brought her of out of there in time and gave her a bath robe; in fact they brought 11 towels for the guys. I sighed in relief. 'Thank god' I thought to myself as Konan smiled at me and gave her a small smile in return. *sigh* good to have Konan back.
" Here put on the towels to cover up your… you know what." ordered our leader, Sky in her monotone voice while throwing them towels. And so they did what they were ordered and followed us into Shi's living room which was really huge it could fit to almost 200 people or more..yeah; it's that huge.
"Uh..Shi tell us why there are now half naked cosplayers in your house?" asked Hana bluntly. Shi responded in her monotone voice as always "Nh. They aren't cosplayers they're the real Akatsuki."
"You're joking..honestly you've got to be joking." intruded our Deidara like friend, Violet.
"I don't joke." replied Shi
"Wha- you can't mean these people are S-ranked criminals?"
"Yes we do Violet" said me and Sky in unison and to my surprise Konan looked shocked to know that we, meaning: me, Sky and Shi knew that they were the Akatsuki from the start. I just chuckled to myself.
"I don't believe you guys.." said Violet with an upset face
"Nh." said Shi
"Eh? You don't believe your own group leader..well then, hold Deidara's hand." said Sky
"Eeehhh?" shouted Deidara and Violet in unison
Violet's POV
When Sky told me to hold the Deidara cosplayer's hand I blushed, but why in the world would I blush! I mean it's not like he's the real Deidara that I adore, right? It can't be; there's no way. I was blushing even harder, why, why, WHY! *sigh* It's impossible for these cosplayers to be the real Akatsuki, it's a fact. I shook off my emotions of Deidara and turned around behind me to hold the Deidara cosplayer's hand, so which I did and smiled in satisfaction and turned around facing Sky, Shi, and Dalton still holding the Deidara cosplayer's hand.
"See, nothing is happening; I told you they weren't the real Akatsuk-"my words were cut off by a wet slimy feeling in my hand. I slowly removed my hand and looked at it in shock, then looked at the cosplayer's hand, his showed a mouth smiling at me..these were the real Akatsuki. I slowly took three steps back from Deidara, looked at him and from the spot I was standing in, I fainted into a black space of fangirliness.
Krys's POV
"Is she going to be alright, un?" asked the blonde bomber. "Yeah, the brat is going to be okay; she'll probably wake up in the next five minutes or until Tori's annoying voice gets into her head…eventually." I said looking at Tori poking the unconscious Violet's cheek and calling her 'sempai'. I looked away from Tori and Violet and looked at Sasori for a few minutes..I noticed something different about him.
"Hey guys, is it me, or does Sasori look taller and more human like." I said with curiosity while pushing my glasses up. "Yeah you're right Krys, and his Kanji Symbol is bigger and looks more like a tattoo." replied Mizu, our neon purple friend. Soon enough every eye was on Sasori which left a very uncomfortable puppe- I mean guy…I guess.
Sasori's POV
As soon as that girl..Krys, I believe her name was, said that I looked human I was surprised. Yet I was uncomfortable; every eye was looking at me..so what if I was human, not a big deal…..okay I guess it's a big deal; but still I'm not the only one who's human. Look at Zetsu he's human, his personality is split into three people; literally, one has black hair, one has white hair, and the other has a dark forest hair color. Their skin color is the same: fair skinned, and their eyes are the same color: yellow with no pupils, and surprisingly they are really tall about 6 ft and 3 inches. So to get off the subject of me being human I spoke up. "Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not the only person who turned human. Look at Zetsu." after what I said all eyes were now locked on Zetsu. Finally.
Mizu's POV
All eyes were locked on the three human Zetsus especially the eyes of the Yamamoto triplets: Hana, Tenshi, and Akiro. After Sasori said Zetsu was human, I was quite confused.
"Huh? Zetsu being human that I can understand, but why into three people? Isn't one Zetsu with a split personality enough?" I questioned
"That's what you think, un." answered Deidara
"Anyone care to explain; How 'bout you Pein?" I asked, hey I rhymed! Haha that's a first.
"Hm. I guess I'll explain." answered Pein in his unemotional voice. Well here comes a story that will be worth listening to.
Me:..Update..late…ashamed..never..will get…awesome reviews*sulking in corner*
Tori: Uh, is Tsukaki-chan ok?
Me: ..horrible author…every reader…hates..me*still sulking in corner*
Pein: I would take that as a no
Deidara: What's up with her, un?
Hana: It's a late update that's all, that's why I'm asking you readers to leave positive reviews and maybe she'll feel better and update faster
Hidan&black haired Zetsu: Doubt it
Tenshi: We're supposed to be making her feel better not worse
Moka: Oh well, just review and see what happens.
All: JA NE
