Me: Hello fellow readers! I'm sorry for updating so late please forgive me! I've been doing a lot of projects lately. Oh and the most awesome thing happened to me on Halloween but I'll tell you later in a shorter chapter.

Moka: If you ever get a chapter like that

Me: Shut Up!

Sky: Looks like she's not depressed anymore.

Violet: Yeah…

*Moment of Silence"

Deidara: What now, un?

Me: Someone do disclaimer, and that someone is Pein.

Pein: Why? I'm already going to have to explain a flashback in the story.

Me:*sigh* technically you're not 'explaining' it, we're doing a flashback but alright, Konan do disclaimer for me, please.

Konan: Okay. Tsukaki Kazeru doesn't own the Akatsuki if she did, things would've been waa-aay different.

Chapter 4: Explanations, Art, & Brothers

Noone'sPOV

Pein cleared his throat, and began to explain why Zetsu is human and split into three different personalities.

Flashback

"Hidan,where's my money!"yelled Kakuzu walking around the Akatsuki base trying to find Hidan.

"Dammit,"said Hidan,"what money,what are you f**kin' talking about,I owe you nothin'!"

"Lies!I gave you 200 yen to get your stupid scythe fixed,now where's my money you bastard!"

"You said you'd give me a f**kin' month to pay you back.."said the Jashinist trying to find an excuse.

"I did..it's been 5 months..5 f**kin' months Hidan, now I'm going to ask you again,where's my f**kin' money!"

"Uhhh..I-I don't know,I'm busy sacrificing to Jashin-sama!"yelled Hidan back at the stitched man.

"HIDAN!"when Kakuzu finally found Hidan's room,he punched the door down and a loud thud echoed through the entire base.

In Pein's Office

Thud!-with a sudden thud echoing through the Akatsuki base,Pein slowly looked at his door and sighed.

"What did Hidan do now that would make Kakuzu so angry?"said the emotionless leader.

"Well,he must've done something really bad to make Kakuzu hit something."said Konan."Should we go check it out?"

"No..whatever Kakuzu needs or wants Hidan will eventually give it to him and they'll stop fighti-."

BANG!-CRASH!-BOOM!-THUD!-CRACK!

"You were saying.."concluded Konan as Pein got upfrom his chair and started looking for the two troublemakers along with Konan.

Back to Kakuzu's Problem

After Kakuzu punched down Hidan's door, he started breaking everything that was in his way in able to find his bastard of a partner . Suddenly he noticed that Zetsu was in Hidan's room just staring at him.

"Zetsu what the hell are you doing in Hidan's room?"

"It's none of your f**kin' business." responded the plant man. After a moment of silence Zetsu swiftly turned around and started to walk towards the exit of the broken door of Hidan's room but froze.

"Wait a minute..you ate Hidan didn't you?"questioned Kakuzu.

"Wha-what?I didn't f**kin'eat him!"said Zetsu defending himself.

"Oh?So Hidan just forced himself into your mouth then?"asked the stitched man with suspicion.

"Uhhh"replied Zetsu nervously.

"Well, no matter.Since he's gone I guess I can sell his stupid scythe for some money..right?"said Kakuzu in a cold voice.

"NOOOOO! If you dare sell my f**kin' scythe I'll sacrifice you to Jashin-oh sh*t." Busted. Kakuzu dropped the scythe and started yelling at Zetsu's stomach which was awkward for him . And so an argument was going on between Kakuzu and Hidan who was inside Zetsu's stomach and the situation wasn't getting easier for Zetsu either . Twenty minutes later, still arguing and Zetsu was pretty damn sure that Hidan was being digested right about now; that's when 'they' meaning: Kakuzu and Zetsu, noticed the rest of the Akatsuki was standing in front of Hidan's broken door and watching them.

"How much did you hear/see?"asked the embarrassed white half of Zetsu.

"All of it Zetsu-san!"yelled Tobi.

"Dammit!"shouted the black half of Zetsu who was now currently pissed off.

"*sigh*why the hell is Hidan in your stomach Zetsu?"questioned the leader of Akatsuki.

"Well, it's f**kin' Hidan's fault, if he just paid back Kakuzu's f**kin' money of sh*t he wouldn't had to force himself into my f**kin' mouth!" shouted Zetsu, defending himself again.

"I see,"said Pein,"Zetsu.."

"Yes?"

"I'm splitting you up."concluded Pein.

"Ehhh?What the f**k!Why would you do that?"panicked the shocked carnivorous plant.

"Well for one you smell like the dead, two;that plant thing around your head through neck area is starting to creep me out, and lastly you talk and argue with yourself almost all the time ." Explained the unemotional Pein . Before Zetsu could protest Pein quickly did a series of hand signs and smoke immediately filled the room and now stumbled three separated human Zetsus on the floor.

"Wait, i fZetsu is now separated..where's Hidan?"pondered Kisame clearing the smoke away from his face.

"He's right there."answered Konan. And there he was, the worshiping Jashinist wa ssitting on the floor of his wrecked room looking totally un-digestified* by Zetsus' stomach acid which was kinda strange for the three Zetsus.(A/N:*=I'm not sure if that's even a word:p)

End of Flashback.Now to Mizu'sPOV

"And that's how it all went down." said Pein

"Umm…okay but, uh you never actually explained why Zetsu is split into three instead of two." I wondered. To me splitting Zetsu into two was easier than three; I think Pein is just causing himself trouble.

"Oh. Well, if I had split Zetsu into two the Black half and the White half would still argue. So I wanted somebody to deal with their problems instead of the rest of the Akatsuki having to deal with it."

I sweatdropped, this was the reason why Zetsu is like this? *sigh* I can't argue with the leader of the Akatsuki, if I did he'll kill me.

"Since that's cleared up, uh I guess we welcome you to Ko-" I was cut off by Konan's voice.

"No worries Mizu, I already told them where we are, the sweet neighborhood of Melody Estate and introduced you all to them." explained Konan. I'm in shock, she actually remembers our old neighborhood name. She really must love this neighborhood.

"Konan, I know you've been gone for three f**kin' years, but they changed the name of the neighborhood to Kokoro Estate and the street to Melody Drive." announced our girl Jashin worshiping friend.

"They switched the names around, why?"

Our group leader, Sky spoke up, "A lot of emo people, and perverted stalkers came into this neighborhood by the name of the street. It increased the number of emos and perverted stalkers a normal neighborhood should have. Way to high."

"Oh." quivered Konan. I tried to cheer her up by saying, "Don't worry; now that the names have swapped all the emos are gone and some of the perverted stalkers are gone as well."

"Where are the rest of the..perverted stalkers?"

"The rest are in the back of the neighborhood." replied Krys.

"Isn't that where Violet lives?" asked the concerned bluenette.

No one answered , now Konan was really concerned but we all shrugged. Violet's family takes care of the perverted stalker problem. Speaking of which, when the hell is Violet even going to wake up? She's been laying on the floor for the past forty-five minutes, Krys needs to wake her up.

"Krys, wake Violet up, she's been unconscious for forty-five damn minutes."

"Why the hell should I wake her up?"

"Because you are her little do-"

"Don't you ever call me that word…EVER"

"Alright, just wake her up…gosh damn."

"*sigh* fine, Violet..wake up..wake up..wake up.." Krys was repeatedly saying "wake up" as she was shaking Violet's body by the shoulder until, "Gosh dammit, wake the hell up!" shouted Krys as she slapped Violet five times across the face..and man was that slap loud.

"..I have no choice but to play the 'Art Card'.." don't ask, Violet made it up, but the "Art Card" is a very annoying card, that you would not like to have around as much. Any who back to the "Art Card" Krys took a moment and in her unemotional voice she said this.

"…Art is the most eternal beauty in the world, nothing is better than an eternal life piece of art.." There was gasp that entered that filled the silent room (guess who it was) and with that being said I heard Sasori whisper to himself:

"Thank you, somebody that understands true art." And with that the Yamamoto triplets: Tenshi, Akiro, and Hana tensed up.

"Hey Krys..we're sensing a dark aura from you-know-who, be prepared to meet your opponent" said the triplets in unison. Suddenly Violet jumped out of her uncautiousness (A/N: that's probably not a word too :p) and said in her demonic/cold voice,

"Who the hell said that? I'm going to blast that person into pieces" Krys raised her hand. Violet was angered quickly.

"Art is a bang; it is an explosion, art is watching the beautiful destruction and /or bang appear then suddenly disappear, then living in the moment of that bang for a split second and knowing it is the best art the world would ever remember. That is true art!"

"HELL YEAH!" agreed the blonde bomber, which Sasori and Krys didn't seem to like as much and in unison said,

"No-art is eternal, it shall forever be eternal-not a bang and/or explosion-it's eternal, having the most remembered piece of art and looking, admiring it, and so forth; is the best type of art the world has."

"Oh hell no, it's not (un)" said the two bombers-and let's just stop there, 'cuz things were getting ugly...and thank god Shi's cell phone was ringing because I had a feeling that the bystanders would be brought into their "fight".

NormalPOV

To be honest I never knew that Krys had the energy and strength to kick and punch Violet at least sixteen times(because of her height)..not that Violet is bad at fighting or anything, in fact she's really good; it's just that she was more defending herself than attacking. When everybody was getting interested in their fight (Kakuzu started betting money against Jay (Jay gave him some then started betting)), but stopped when my cell phone rang in the instrumental version of All of the lightswhich the Akatsuki were startled at.

I slowly walked over to the phone, picked it up, and spoke into it.

"Nh."

"Hey Shi, sorry I'm late I'm picking up Midori from the mall."

"Why? Doesn't he have his own car."

"Yeah but, his car got towed..don't ask it's a long story."

"No worries…hey Yoru,"

"Nh."

"While you're at the mall can you buy eleven pairs of shirts, pants and shoes for guys in teens."

"Nh?Why so much?"

"Well I saw this ad on TV for charity and they showed eleven poor, un-educated, no skill, teen guys so I kinda felt sorry for them and I wanted to donate some clothes to them…oh and I noticed they have traits like the Akatsuki, and three guys are like Zetsu."

"So you want me to buy shirts,shoes,and pants that the Akatsuki might wear if they actually existed in real life"

"Nh."

"Well I guess I can do that, hey who's with you?"

"Sky, Dalton, Tori, Violet, Krys, Mizu, the Yamamoto triplets, and the Hikariko sisters."

"Are you sure those are the only people in the house."

"Nh."

"*sigh*okay then see you later."

I hung up and sighed pondering how my brother was going to act once he sees the Akatsuki, but I'll think of some type of excuse later. After putting my cell phone in my back pocket I turned around to only see a ticked off Akatsuki glaring at me.

"Nh."

"You called all of us poor, stupid, unskilled people, un." Complained the blonde terrorist, who was currently done fighting with Sasori.

"No, I didn't call all of you poor, un-educated, unskilled people-I only called the guys poor, un-educated, and unskilled-I would never call Konan stupid, unskilled, or poor."

"What's the f**kin' difference?" yelled Hidan.

"Nh."

"Why would you even call us that in the first place?" questioned the white haired Zetsu.

"I don't want eleven half naked men walking around the house with girls being in the same house."

"She has a point." Stated Konan.

"Speaking of girls, Tori take Konan into your room; your clothes should be able to fit her."

"Hai, Shi-chan! Come on Kona-san, follow Tori-chan!" yelled Tori in excitement as she dragged Konan by the arm into her room. I sighed and started heading for the kitchen, pushing the kitchen door. It only took me a moment to notice that Tenshi was in the kitchen cooking. Soon after I heard footsteps coming into the kitchen. Tenshi and I turned our heads and saw our dear leader of the Tosogare, Sky.

"Hi Sky-chan, do you need anything?" questioned Tenshi.

"No, not really, but thanks for asking." Said Sky unemotionally, like always. "Shi,"

"Nh." I answered.

"I was thinking that we should keep the Akatsuki at your place until I can think of some other arrangement, sorry this is so sudden-especially when we just found out that the Akatsuki were the puppies we found on the street."

"It's okay, I understand; plus I have more guest rooms, so no problem."

"Thanks..um Tenshi what are you cooking?"

"Huh? Oh, I'm making beef curry that way it can go with the rice and some other side dishes." Explained Tenshi. When it comes to cooking Tenshi is the best at it you wouldn't believe how good her food is until you've tried it yourself, but if someone does horrible or insults her cooking she turns over to her demon side, so Tenshi is very serious about ingredients, flavoring, seasoning, and much more. In general-Tenshi loves to cook but is serious about it even though she doesn't look like it.

After at least thirty minutes, Sky and I had just finished helping Tenshi cook. As we were cleaning the kitchen, Sky and I had just noticed that we helped Tenshi cook a huge meal-no that would be an understatement; we helped her cook a feast for at least fifty people, why we cooked so much I don't know; but Tenshi looked very proud of herself while Sky and I sweatdropped. Now I understand why she had so many bowls out and flour, and spices, no wonder our aprons and ourselves are so dirty.

"Tenshi look at the food." Said Sky

"Mm-hmm, I know isn't it wonderful?" questioned Tenshi as she spun around on one foot with a glint of happiness in her eyes facing Sky.

"Well yeah, but I think you may have overdid it."

"But that the great joy of cooking!"

"Tenshi listen to me-you overdid the cooking." Tenshi slowly looked over her shoulder and sweatdropped.

"Gah, gomennasai! I didn't mean to! Gomennasai gomennasai gomennasai gomennasai!"(A/N: LOL:D Lavi from D. Gray-man)

"Tenshi its okay, just….calm down." I told her which eventually she did.

"*sigh* I'm sorry I got carried away I'll try not to do-" Tenshi was cut off buy a loud crash that was coming from the living room. We all rushed out through the kitchen door and saw broken glass on the carpet and a very angry Deidara yelling at Tobi.

"Baka Tobi! Why must you touch everything that doesn't belong to you."

"Tobi is sorry, Tobi didn't mean to, forgive Tobi!" Whined the lollipop faced Akatsuki member. Tobi had knocked down my brother's high school vase and that vase was made up of a very fragile type of glass; Yoru isn't going to be happy. Stupid Madara, he always has to cause some type of destruction.

"Don't worry Tobi-kun, I'll clean it." Said Tenshi running towards the kitchen to get a bag for the glass. When she came back she immediately went over to the broken glass and quickly reached her hand for a piece but a hand smacked her hand away.

"Are you stupid? You're going to injure self if you are going to try to pick up a piece like that, I'm helping you." Stated the white haired human Zetsu.

"But-" Tenshi tried to protest but she was cut off.

"I'm going to help you, understand?" asked the white haired Zetsu.

Tenshi replied, "Okay." While they were picking up pieces of broken glass I heard footsteps coming down the steps.

"What happened, Is everyone okay!" asked the concerned bluenette

"Yeah just an accident happened," Krys stated in her unemotional voice, "Tobi was being an idiot and knocked over a vase."

"Tobi said Tobi was sorry, please forgive Tobi!" Whined Tobi

"Oh no! Tobi has been a bad boy!" shouted Tori

"NOOOO!" cried Tobi in chibi tears.

"It's okay, Tobi we forgive you." Said Tenshi giving him a warm smile as she turned around facing the kitchen.

"Thank you girl-chan!"

"My name is Tenshi."

"Oh….thank you Ten-chan!" Tenshi giggled at Tobi's remark and started walking to the kitchen along with the white haired Zetsu following behind her. I closed my eyes and sighed having the Akatsuki staying at my house especially with Tobi/Madara is going to be a pain. Not to mention Yoru is not going to be too happy about this. As I opened my eyes Tenshi was still walking towards the kitchen, that's when I suddenly noticed a banana peel was on the floor behind Tenshi; I wanted to say something but it was too late, white haired Zetsu slipped on the banana peel and fell on top of Tenshi when she turned around facing the white haired Zetsu. With that being said their faces turned a deep shade of red.

Everybody just stared and stared and stared until a familiar voice broke the stare.

"Yo Shi, I got the clothes you needed for the char-" Yoru, my brother walked into the living room seeing me and my friends with eleven half naked men as if the problem couldn't get any worse Tenshi's brothers came in as well but didn't notice as fast what position Tenshi was in.

"Hey Yoru, what's wrong with you? Why are you just standing in front of the doo-"

"Uumm, hi Onii-san." Quivered Tenshi and by the looks of it white haired Zetsu tensed up by the word "Onii-san"

"WHAT THE HELL!WHO THE HELL IS THAT?" yelled Tenshi's brothers in unison. Isn't this going to be fun (note my sarcasm).

End of Ch.4~

Me: Yes I finally finished, sorry the flash back was too long.

Hidan: This F**kin' chapter is seventeen pages long I wouldn't be surprised if people stopped Reviewing this f**kin' story.

Me: Really, I'm sorry readers..*goes sulking in corner*

Moka: Why'd you do that, now you made her upset.

Hidan: I don't give a rat's ass.

Hana: You're so cruel.

Pein: Anyways, review and give constructive criticism on how to make her story better..see you next time.