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Chapter 5: Surprise Attack prt.1
Seeing my brother standing in front of the doorway with a shadow over his face tells you some things.
He's thinking, "What the hell is happening?"
He doesn't like what he sees.
He's wondering, "Why are there eleven half naked men in the house and one of them is trying to rape my sister's friend."
He's disturbed/traumatized.
Either way Yoru is still going to kill me.
"Shi, why the hell are there eleven half naked cosplayers in this room?" asked Yoru.
"AND WHY THE HELL IS ONE OF THEM TRYING TO RAPE OUR SISTER!" demanded Tenshi's brothers. I didn't say anything; I just looked at them with a blank face for about three minutes. The point of this was to make my brother and Tenshi's brothers forget about the situation and do their normal routine every time they get back from somewhere; sadly it didn't work…well not today at least.
"Shi...we asked you a question, now answer it." Demanded Yoru.
"Nh."
"Screw you!" yelled Tenshi's jet black haired brother, Midori. He walked over to Tenshi's direction furiously and bent down were he could talk to white haired Zetsu at eye level. I slowly looked to my left to see the other two Zetsus watching, but the black haired Zetsu seemed to be smiling at what he was seeing.
White haired Zetsu's POV
Okay, today really isn't the best day for me. My body has been separated into three people; I was turned into puppies with the rest of the Akatsuki, I'm now in a girl's house named Shi that Konan introduced us to, and I am currently on top of a girl that I hardly even know named Tenshi. And as if this situation couldn't get any worse- four men appeared in the door way and apparently three out of those four were Tenshi's brothers. They looked just like their sisters but they had green eyes instead of amber; while the forth guy looked was obviously Shi's brother. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE! I was currently being accused of being a rapist! One of Tenshi's brothers, walked over very angrily to my direction and bent down to see me at eye level and said,
"Hello..are you having fun?" he asked in a kind voice with a smile but through that kind smile and voice there was a murderous tone; so I didn't bother to say anything.
"Oh come on, you can tell me. You're a rapist aren't you? I thought rapist were open to discussions?" I wanted to protest but couldn't because the black haired me was chuckling and Tenshi spoke before me.
"Onii-san, there is no need to get murderous!"
"What? I'm not getting murderous."
"I can sense your aura…"
"Dammit! Why shouldn't I get murderous!"
"Onii-san, you've got the wrong idea.. It's just a misunderstanding.."
"Ooh. Is it? Then what the hell am I f**kin' misunderstanding!"
"I'll tell you Midori nii-san, as soon as..well…" Tenshi started to trail off, her eyes slightly lowered, and she began to blush even harder; I understand. I quickly got off of her and rushed over to the other me's' side and hid behind the green haired me's shoulder. Why? One I was embarrassed; and two, Midori-san glared at me with much venom in his eyes. They were scary, not Itachi Uchiha scary or Pein scary, but they were scary.
Tenshi's POV
I explained everything to Onii-san from finding the Akatsuki puppies to the situation now. Most likely I would expect Onii-san to say something that's surprising to him like, 'Oh that means Konan is here; where is she?' or he would apologize to white haired Zetsu. Instead he said "So, white haired Zetsu isn't a rapist?" Hikaru sighed, "Yes Midori, he isn't a rapist."
"Then if he's not a rapist, he's…a pervert!" exclaimed Onii-san as if he just figured out a mysterious murder case.
"WHAT!" exclaimed white haired Zetsu while black haired Zetsu and Akiro were laughing. Hana tried to calm them down and Hikaru was talking to Midori.
"What's wrong with you?"
"What? I just said he was a pervert, which is kind of surprising from white haired Zetsu. I would actually expect the black haired Zetsu to be the perverted one." black haired Zetsu immediately stopped laughing and glared at Midori.
"What?" asked Midori.
"I'm not perverted." Protested black haired Zetsu. "Yes you are" said the rest of the Akatsuki in unison.
"I'm not perverted, I'm just..really interested in women's physique"
"Sure you are.." Concluded the Akatsuki in a sarcastic tone.
"Any who, Midori nii-san is that all you can say?" I asked. "What do you want me to say?" he asked back. I simply sighed and looked at him in disappointment, "Think about it..the Akatsuki is here, who out of the secret organization of S-ranked criminals do we know that's been our friend for more than three years..?" I questioned looking at Midori nii-san. It took him a while; a long while and within that period of time my other two brothers and Yoru-kun went to the stairs to say hi to Tori-chan and Konan-san. Hopefully Midori nii-san will say something before Sasori kills him.
"Uhhhhh….hmm…uh….ah…..oh oh! it's Konan!" he said excitedly.
"FINALLY!" yelled everyone in unison.
"OH MY JASHIN YOU TOOK F**KIN' FOREVER!" yelled Moka.
"Midori nii-san it took you that long to remember? That's just wrong." I felt sorry for Konan-san, knowing that one of her friends didn't remember who she was for about ten minutes…forgive Midori nii-san; Konan-san.
"It's okay Tenshi, that's how your brother has been ever since I've known him; that's one of the things why we're good friends." Said Konan.
"You're so forgiving," said Moka, "It makes me sick.." Konan giggled and so did I.
Akiro's POV
After the awkward conversation my oldest sister and my brother had, Shi and her brother gave the Akatsuki their clothes.
"Go upstairs and get dressed. I don't care which room you go in, just don't do it here." Said Yoru. The Akatsuki went upstairs and went into a random room. Few minutes later the Akatsuki came back down, and they were dressed pretty f**kin nicely.
Sasori was wearing a white t-shirt with a graphic dark purple outline of a scorpion and dark purple skinny jeans.
Deidara was also wearing a white t-shirt, but had the word 'BANG!' in red, yellow, and orange in the front, with red skinny jeans.
Tobi wore a cookie monster shirt with black skinny jeans.
Hidan was wearing a black shirt jacket (if you don't know what it is search it up on images), and by the looks of it, the shirt had the f**kin Jashin symbol on the back, since Hidan was smiling like a psychopath; and he was wearing a light shade of purple skinny jeans and a white shirt.
Next was Itachi, who was wearing a blood red t-shirt with a black tie and grey skinny jeans.
Kisame was next and he wore a f**kin "Jaws" t-shirt with blue skinny jeans.
Kakuzu wore a green graphic Tee that f**kin said in black words 'Love is Money'..tch..money wh*re..anyways..he wore a light shade of brown skinny jeans.
Pein wore a black shirt that said 'World Domination' in white letters and wore regular skinny jeans.
Next the three Zetsus wore clothing according to their hair color. Green haired Zetsu wore a black shirt with a green hoodie and green skinny jeans, white haired Zetsu wore a grey shirt with a white and black striped hoodie with white skinny jeans and lastly black haired Zetsu wore a white shirt with a black hoodie and black skinny jeans. Damn! They are all f**kin hot..yes that even includes Tobi..
Normal POV
As soon as the Akatsuki were dressed it had just occurred to me that I never actually told Yoru what sizes to get for the Akatsuki.
"Yoru.." I called from the other half of the room. "Nh?" he answered back, "How did you know what size to get the Akatsuki that would exactly fit them?" I asked.
"I knew you were going to ask me this, but anyways- I always have a picture in my head whenever I go shopping on what to buy and who it's for. To me I never see Sasori as a short person and Zetsu seems like he would be a very tall person if they were human."
"Nh..I see, just curious." I replied back.
"It's like Yoru-kun has special powers to predict the future, right Shi-chan!" asked/yelled my annoying cousin.
"Nh.."
"I don't think so Tori..that seems impossible."
"But what if you did, Yoru-kun?"
"I don't know; what if I did." Said my brother bluntly. Then suddenly Tori gasped and begged Yoru to make a prediction.
"PLEASE!"
"No."
"PLEASE!"
"No."
"PLEEEAAASSSE!"
"No."
"YORU-KUN,PLEEEAAASSSSE!"
"FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST DO THE DAMNED PREDICTION YORU(UN)!" yelled Akiro, black haired Zetsu, and Deidara in unison.
Yoru sighed and made a random prediction, which he said, "Okay fine. Hikaru will hit you in the face, then you'll fall down the stairs and stumble and/or roll over to Tenshi's direction and from there she will kick you in the stomach.."
"What kind of prediction is that?" asked Hikaru, the Yamamoto triplets' brother. "Plus why does it have to be so mean; I would never do that to To-" he was quickly cut off by a small yelp and a loud stumble down the stairs. Hikaru had just back hand Tori in the face. Well so far Yoru's prediction was coming true 'cuz now I was seeing Tori roll across the room to Tenshi's direction and to make sure that the last part of the prediction didn't come true, Tenshi cautiously looked around the room to make sure nothing would make kick my cousin in the stomach.
"Tori-chan are you alrig-"once again another person had been cut off because of their actions. Tenshi slipped on a banana peel which had appeared out of nowhere…..again; but this time she caught her balance and accidently kicked Tori in the stomach in the process.
My brother's prediction had just been fulfilled.
"HOLY SH*T! HIS F**KIN' PREDICTION CAME TRUE!" yelled Moka pointing at Tori squirming in pain on the floor.
"Hell..maybe he does have powers to see the future." responded Akiro
"I have to admit, I'm a little surprised at this, but don't be ridiculous. Anyways lets go.."
"Go where Yoru-kun?" asked Tenshi trying to help Tori up. My brother responded in his monotone voice, "To the mall. There's no point of us staying in the house when the Akatsuki is here." Sky sighed and said sarcastically in her unemotionally, "Sure, why not. Let's take the Akatsuki out to the public and scar peoples' innocent lives, nobody would care-they'll love it"
"Nh. Just give them a chance."
Sky sighed, "Alright then; let's go…Shi go grab Tori and so we can leave." I nodded at our group leader's command and dragged Tori outside.
"How are we going to get to the mall?" asked Hana
"By walking" answered Jay
"But I don't f**kin' wanna.." complained Midori
"Why should we walk anyways?"asked Mizu
"To be eco friendly." said Jay
"That's a good enough answer for me." said Tenshi
"You just don't want to spend your f**kin' money on gas.." said Moka
"Okay..yes and I also don't want to be in the same van with Hidan.."
"What's that supposed f**kin' mean?" no need to know who said that
"It means what it sounds like, I don't like you.."
"Well. I don't f**kin' like you, b**ch!"
"Good. I don't want you to like me."
"Both of you stop it, now we are going to walk and that's that." Concluded Sky.
"Wait..since we're going to walk to the mall, what about the Akatsuki?" questioned Hikaru.
"What about them?" Akiro asked back
"They'll need shoes."
"No they won't."
"Yes they will."
"No. They won't. Me and Moka walked to Walmart without shoes on, onetime"
"Akiro, we live far away from Walmart..how long did it take you two walk there." asked Hana
"About…six hours…"answered Moka.
"Six hours.." said everyone in unison
"Yeah, about that much.." said Akiro
"And did you have foot pain afterwards..?"
"…Maybe…"
"Exactly, that's why they need shoes." Therefore the Akatsuki went back inside, picked random shoes and put them on. Now we were on our way headed to the mall; but I had the strangest feeling that something strange was going to happen.
End of Ch.5~
Once again sorry for uploading really late..My computer had a virus and I now have limits on when I can use the computer..and I also haven't been feeling well, but luckily it's not the stomach virus. Until nest time readers..now review…
