Every one had gathered at the usual basketball court the day after, as Tsuki so kindly put it, they got chewed out by Shinigami. At least, that was the nice way of putting 's actual words were more like,"Shinigami is an ass, how dare he bitch at us when he didn't notice the disappearence of an entire town or if he did, not send anyone to investigate." This was said, more like yelled as loudly as possible, as she left the others standing in the Death Room with a furious Shinigami next to them as she left with her family. Of course that did NOT sit well with Shinigami. In other words, he was like this (屮゚Д゚)屮

Tsuki approached the group with her family and another person they didn't recognize. She smiled at them and the introductions began.

"Hey guys! This is my friend Gravhz! He grew up with his brother Lucifer, who took his eye out, so he kind of a jackass to everyone he meets! We do a lot of extermination jobs together!" She exclaimed happily before moving to stand by Maka."These are my new friends! Gravhz, this is Maka Albarn. She's the group bookworm and know-it-all! As you can see, she hasn't got much to show for!" She then moved to Soul."This is Soul Eater Evans! He's the self-proclaimed cool guy, he's also possibly a closet pervert, if what Maka says is true." Then came Black Star."This is Black Star, hard-headed, egotistical loud mouth with a superiority complex. He always says he will surpass gods!" Followed by Tsubaki."This is Tsubaki! She's friendly, but I once heard some one say she might be a bit of an otaku!" Next came Liz and Patti."This is Elizabeth and Patricia Thompson! We call 'em Liz and Patti! There isn't to much I can say about them except watch out for Patti." She then moved on to her final victim, Kid."And this he is the son of Shinigami himself, Death the Kid. We all call him Kid, but I also call him Shinigami boy or Stripes, the latter nickname is obvious but please don't mention it. He's obsessive compulsive when it comes to symettry and is some kind of perfectionist. I'll admit it's really very fun to annoy him, but be sure not to take it to far cause he tends to have little...tantrums..." Gravhs grunted in greeting.

"As long as there's no one named Franken near here, I'm fine with meeting your friends." Gravhs said, his voice coming out alittle scratchy.

"Oh yeah! He HATES Stein...do you think you have to wind up that screw in his head?" Sirius said, blinking. Sometimes his imagination got the best of him, but at least it meant he was thoughtful. Gravhs's face twitched at the thought of the doctor with the screw in his head. He suddenly got a dark, depressing aura around him and his hand went to a place near his stomach.

"I'm never going to forgive him..." Gravhs mumbled.

"Normally I would pester you but I was wondering...Can you guys help us with something?" Tsuki asked, hands behind her back and head tilted to the side. Everyone looked at her as if she was mad.

"You want us to help you? What if we get in more trouble?" Tsubaki asked.

"C'mon guys, Shinigami won't punish you for helping me paint a...well I guess its a slab? Would you call it that? After all, it's a lagre, flat rock in the ground." Tsuki started going off about flat rocks.

"Okay... but I know a place with awesome paint." Gravhz said, smiling. Intruth it creeped everyone, except Tsuki and her family, out.

"You mean that oddity shop?" Sapphire asked, looking to Gravhz.

"I didn't think they sold paint..." Itachi muttered.

"That's cuz you don' think!" Sirius shreiked.

"No Sirius, I don't think." Tsuki said, matter-of-factly.

"Let's just say neither of you think." Kid said, with a bored tone.

"This coming from an OCD shinigami brat. Man you're so annoying."

"Brat? That's a new one...and just how am I annoying?"

"For one you OBSESS over symmetry! This ain't symmetrical, that ain't symmetrical, Symmetry is perfection! Not everything can be symmetrical! AND...and you've got that spoiled air around you that makes me wanna punch yer lights out! That and yer so EMOTIONLESS!" Tsuki took a deep breath.

"OKAY! Let's go to the shop!"


"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S... IT'S... IT'S PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL!" Kid cried happily.

"See? It's all about symmetry with you! You'll never get a girlfriend ya know." Tsuki said flatly, earning a glare from Kid. Gravhs sighed and looked at the shop.

"I have a friend who works here. He's rather... different?" Gravhs said, smiling. He pushed open the doors of the shop, but all the lights were out. "Kein?" He called. They heard a strange shuffling sound. Turning, they saw an Iron Maiden. Worse, there was blood on the ground near it.

"Oh my god." Maka gasped. Black star just HAD to touch it. The doors flew open, and out fell a body. It looked like the kishin. Grahvs sat on his heels and sighed.

"Must you make such a mess when pulling these pranks?" He asked, poking the body. All of a sudden, it sat up.

"BOOOOO! I can NEVER prank you!" The person said, pulling of the bandages around it's face. It revealed a very pouty, pale, and feminine face.

"Hey there Kein. Still using the ol' iron maiden I see. Ya just about scared everyone else senseless." Itachi said, looking over the group who still looked somewhat shocked."Anways, we need some paint. Got any?"Tsuki snickered and whispered to Sirius.

"Got paint? It's a part of a balanced diet!" Both snicked at their stupidity. The look they got was one that said: What? Kein was about to say something when he doubled over and clutched at his stomach. Gravhz looked at the smaler male.

"Kein, you okay?" He said. Kein shook his head. "Have you been eating and sleeping regularly?" There was a long pause.

"You're supposed to do that? I thought you were kidding..." Kein whined. He clutched his stomach again.

"Paint is in the third row of shelves." Kein stated as Gravhz picked him up bridal style. All the girls there squeed in delight. After all, what's cuter than a cute, clueless boy being treated like a child by a hot guy with a badass, tough guy atittude and one eye.

"Shall I cook something for him? Nothing heavy, that might make him sick...How does home made ramen sound?" Tsuki asked following Gravhz. Grahvz looked down at Kein, as though asking what he thought.

"I want Grahvz to cook. He makes good food." Kein whined, laying his head on Gravhz's chest as though he was going to fall asleep. All the girls once again squeed at the adorable sight of them. At the second outburst, all the boys, and Tsuki, took three steps away from the girls.

"Your such a tomboy." Kid muttered, glancing at Tsuki.

"What? You expect an orphan used to fending for her self and family to be all girly?" She snapped back bitterly. Her voice suddenly got so low, Kid had to strain to hear it."I know you Shibusen people think that we magic users are all evil, but listen closely. I live by two rules. 1) It's rough all over. 2) Nothing gold can stay. Learn it Stripes." Kid gave Tsuki a suprised and confused look. A few moments later, Grahvz came back down stairs.

"Let's get the paint so he can rest. I truly think that not eating anything for abaout a week and not sleeping for three times that amount isn't good for someone already in poor health." He said, walking towards the paint. Tsuki followed Gravhz and glared at Kid on their way to the register. Kid glared back and soon they were in an all out staring contest with a lot of tension between them.

"BWAHAHAHA! LET'S GO WITH THIS PAINT! IT'S AWESOME LIKE ME!" Blackstar yelled, shoving a paint can into Gravhz face.

"Keep it down. I just got Kein to sleep." Gravhz sighed. The staring contest continued, both picking up two cans and walking towards the door. Everyone else grabbed the remaining cans of paint. Gravhs put some money down on the counter and something that resembled little demon (though probably less intelligent) Took the money and put it into the register. Soul just watched the beast in confusion.


They reached a large stone slab in front of the hidden trail that led to Tsuki's home, Itachi had spread a tarp on the ground in front of it for the paint and opened a can of purple paint. Tsuki opened one of the neon green cans she was carrying. Grahvs opened the blood red paint and Black Star opened the neon blue paint.

"Let's get started shall we?" Sirius said as he shoved a brush in the green paint. He spun around, slapping it against the stone and sending it everywhere.

"Hey! Watch it!" Kid yelled.

"What's the matter? Don't like getting dirty?" Tsuki said, swinging the brush she had dipped in a shocking orange at Kid.

"Knock it off!" Kid bellowed, swiping at her with a paintbrush stolen from Grahvz's hand. He left a large line of the dark red on her.

"Hey!" Tsuki tackled Kid to the ground and smacked him with her brush, leaving an orange streak across his face. She then grabbed the nearest can of paint, neon green, stood, and dumped the whole thing on Kid's head. Kid's eye twitched.

"You asked for it!" Kid yelled, splashing a can of silver paint (aka, soul's paint) on Tsuki. After a few more wasted paint cans the two now very colorful miesters were on the ground and at each others throats. Something that was not so easy with their hands slippery from the paint. The rest of the group watched in amusement and shock. Not only was Kid acting so childish, but he had got into a paint fight with a wiccan. Not something you would expect to see from him at all. Kid kicked Tsuki off him and she landed against the slab, leaving a mark with the still wet paint. She the slumped forward on the ground and didn't get up. Gravhz picked them both up by their collars and laughed. It was deep and happy.

"Looks like we need more paint!" He giggled. Tsuki smiled, and pulled free.

"No we don't!" She grabbed Kid and and slammed him against the stone, leaving a mark of paint in his outline, just like hers. She then splashed paint against Itachi's back and pushed her sister against the slab, adding another outline. Gravhs just stared blankly at them as they did so. Twitch caught on and rolled in the spilled paint with Black Star and Patty. The three of them left their own imprints and chased down anyone without an outline. Gravhz had hid himself up in a tree and refused to come down. He preferred to stay clean rather than get covered in paint.

"Gravhz! Why don't you add your outline!" Twitch asked looking at everyone who was trying to scrape the paint off except for a few, namely Tsuki and Kid, who were at each other's throats again.

"No thank you. I would prefer NOT to be dripping with paint when I return home." Gravhz said.

"Than paint a picture of your soul." Itachi suggested, chipping dry paint off her arm. Gravhz jumped down from his perch and took to drawing a soul covered in bandages, and only one eye.

"There."


To say Shinigami was upset with them would be an understatement. It was not that they returned covered from head to toe in paint, mud, and dirt, though. They ran off with Tsuki yet again without saying a word. For all he knew they could have been hunting dragons again!

"May I ask what you were doing? And why you are all covered in paint?" He said.

"Well we were supposed to be painting with Tsuki on a stone slab, but she just had to provoke Kid and get into a paint fight and/or fist fight with him. Then the twins, Black Star, Patty, and her got the great idea to make out lines of us on the slab by chasing us down, covering us in paint, and pushing us against the slab to lean an imprint." Maka explained, sighing at the thought of the not so normal day.

"All right. But who is that?" Shinigami said, pointing at the only clean person out of the group, aka Gravhz.

"I'm Gravhz..." He said, looking around wearily. Twitch pouted.

"Gwavhz wouldn't let us add his impwint..." He crossed his arms and sat on the floor. Gravhz was about to snap that he didn't want to ruin his clothes when there was the sound of a wheelie chair. He turned around slowly and saw Stein.

"Oh... hello Gravhz." Stein said, smirking. There was an uncomfortable silence and then:

"NONONONONONONONONO! GOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAY!" Gravhz yelled, hiding behind Shinigami. He had tears flowing down his face. "IDON'TWANNABEDISSECTEDDDDD!"

"Awww~! Looks like Stein is about to have another fail~!" Ryuu sang, sticking her foot out in front of the chair. Stein stopped and smirked at her, she just smiled and pressed a detonator, making the chair catch fire.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Stein yelled, falling off his chair. Gravhz looked at him and started to laugh.

"YOU FAILED, FOUR EYES! PFFFFTTTT- LOL..."Grahvz said, smirking at him.

"Feel better Gravhz?" She leaned in towards him and whispered," I got one for his jacket to~!" She held out another detonator. Gravhz's smirk turned into a cracked grin that showed that he had the cracked mentality of a child.

"May I?" He asked, his hands twitching. She nodded, and gave it to him. Everyone else started to distance themsleves from Stein and Shinigami was about to say something. Gravhz twitched and slammed his thumb down on the button of the detonater. Steins jacket burst into flames, scaring the living shit out him and everyone around him. At first Stein shrieked, then he struggled to get the jacket off, threw it on the ground and tried to put the flames out. Ryuu, her family, and Gravhz exploded with laughter.

"Well, I've made up my mind!" Shinigami proclaimed. Gravhz realized he was still behind the death god and stepped away and stood Next to Tsuki. Stein was glaring at Gravhz angrily.

"What's he talking about oh, mighty warrior goddess?" Twitch asked Tsuki, tilting his head slightly. Tsuki shrugged and glanced at the confused looks the others were giving her. Gravhz was currently on top of the guillotine*A/N: Spelled right?* And hissing at Stein.

"...Right...well anyways, I think Tsuki and her family should stay here in Death City! They can live with Kid-kun, Liz, and Patty! That way we can monitor her better." Shinigami announced.

"NO WAY! I AIN'T HAVIN' MY FREEDOM RESTRICTED!" Tsuki yelled. Gravhz just blinked.

"YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME IN THE BONEYARD!" He yelled from his perch.

"I'm sorry Gravhz, but she must be monitored and the best way to to that is to keep her in the city." Shinigami said with a tone that clearly said 'no arguements. But of course Tsuki would not listen.

"NO! I HAVE A HOME AND I'M STAYIN' THERE WITH MY FAMILY! I DON' WANNA STAY HERE!" She screamed.

"Tsuki is right father, it would be better to leave her alone. Besides, we don't get along to well..." Kid stated.

"No. She will live with you, Kiddo. I don't care-"

"I SWEAR TO GOD SHINIGAMI, I HAVE MY F-ING CELL OUT AND I'LL F-ING CALL THE ONE PERSON WHO'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF SHE ISN'T ALLOWED TO GO HOME!" Gravhz yelled, showing him the phone.

"Tsuki, please consider it. We'd be closer to Shibusen here and we'd be near our friends...and Kid." Itachi said, smirking."Besides, the twins can come to school with us here." Gravhz pursed his lips in boredom at Itachi.

"Booooo. That sounds like a terrible idea." He whined.

"...If I stay, it's only to annoy Stripes..." Tsuki said, grinning demonically. Kid gulped.

"You'd have to anyway, or else we'd have to kill you." Shinigami said," Your too dangerous to wander around freely. I apologize, but try to see it our way."

"bOOOO... Shinigami is sooooo boring..." Gravhz whined, forgetting his position as grave digger.

"Sorry Gravhz, it looks like we're gonna have ta move. We can still do those exterminations though." Tsuki said.

"I don't think so." Shinigami interupted, earning a glare.

"We have to. These are a few things that I need to do." Tsuki said. Grahvz dropped from his spot on the guillotine and walked towards Shinigami.

"Well, if she's staying I might as well ask you this: Can I be a teacher?" He had an idiotic grin on his face.

"Why?" Shinigami wasn't exactly ready to allow on of Tsuki's friends teach at his school without reason. Gravhz's face went extremely serious. So serious, it hurt him to even TRY to be that serious.

"Because, unlike that four-eyed psycho," he pointed to stein, "I'm a licensed teacher with a certificate and everything. I may be a grave digger but I never wanted to be since it wasn't my choice I never took it seriously, but I never took it lightly either."

"Well...I won't let you teach an entire class...but since I doubt that any student in this room," He looked at the meisters and weapons,"are going to let Tsuki go off on her own, then perhaps you can teach them about some of the enemies they might have to fight. How does that sound?" Gravhz grinned, revealing his normally concealed fang-like canine teeth.

"Fine. They had better be ready though. Sometimes the creatures they're going to learn about are going to be from hell itself." He said, smiling.

"YEAH! HELLIANS! LET'S BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA DEM!" Twitch shouted, fist pumping. Tsuki looked shooked.

"Where did you learn that word?" Tsuki asked.

"From Black Star." Twitch said.

"That is a bad word which you should never say."

"Okay!"

"Now then, I have to go kill Black Star now." GRAVHZ AND SHINIGAMI SWEAT DROPPED. Tsuki turned to face Black Star with the most ferocious face anyone in that room had seen. She pounced on him, knocking him to the ground and started punching him as hard as she could. After she had made sure that Black Star was beaten unconsious, she stood up." Hey you know what? I just remembered that the Hindu religion says cows are sacred. So if you eat a sacred cow, you get bitch slapped by a six-armed Hindu godess. How cool would that be?" The look she got was like: What the hell?

"I would ask what is wrong with you, but I know I won't get a straight answer..."Kid said, muttering something under his breath that sounded like freak.

"WHATCHA SAY STRIPES? I DARE YA TA SAY THAT TA MAH FACE!" Tsuki yelled at Kid, who jumped at the sudden noise.

"TAKE IT OUTSIDE!" Gravhz yelled, pushing them all out of the door. Tsuki just huffed and started walking away.

"Hey! Where are you going?" Itachi called after her sister. Tsuki just shrugged.

"MAMA-CHAN FALMING ATTACK!" A person collided with the side of Tsuki's head before bouncing back and landing in a defensive position.

"Yew-taaannnn! Slow doooown..." A male voice whined from a little farther away.

"WHAT THE HELL? WHAT'S YER PROBLEM?" Tsuki snapped at the newcomer. It was obvious she was beyond furious.

"Oh sweet god no..." Kid whined. Standing there was a busty woman that looked exactly like kid. Only older. And as a woman. A small male appeared next to her, gasping for breath.

"Hi Kid-kun..." He gasped.

"Hi uncle Lyre. Mother, what are you doing here?"

"What, no hug for mama-chan? Boo... Asu-kun'd hug me."

A few boys in the area stared, a few yelled,"THAT'S KID'S MOM?"

"Why'd ya kick meh?" Tsuki asked.

"Why you next to mah son? HE'S MY YOUNGEST CHILD AND I DUN WANT YA NEAR 'IM!" She yelled.

"BITCH! I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO STAND NEXT TO MAH FRIEND!"Tsuki shouted, carefully moving Kid out of her way as she yelled at his mother.

"Tsuki, calm down..." Itachi said.

"NEIN! I DUN HAFTA!" She replied. The woman landed a punch on Tsuki's right cheek.

"Don't you dare talk to me like that, bitch. He's my son, what I say goes. Lyre, go get Shinigami for me, would you?" She said smiling gently.

"Okay." Lyre said, bowing and taking off.

"Well he's my friend! I don't think I should stop being his friend just 'cause ya don' like me!" Tsuki argued.

"What's going on...?" Kid asked.

"It's overprotective mother instinct vs. possesive female instinct." Itachi says.

"WHAT THE HELL? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU AR EYOU STUPID BITCH! I'M NOT A POSSESIVE FEMALE!" She yelled, getting up in Itachi's face.

"HEY! YOU CAN'T TALK TO MY SISTER LICK THAT! AND PLEASE BITCH, IF YER NOT BEIN' POSSESIVE THEN I'M THE TOOTH FAIRY! BESIDES, I'M THE POSSESIVE FEMALE, YER THE OVERPROTECTIVE MOTHER!" Tsuki shreiked. The woman turned to her with the freakiest look kid had ever seen overtake his mother's face.

"You even KNOW who I am? I'M THE MOTHER OF THE CLASSIFICATIONS AND ALL THE MADNESS SO, BITCH PA-LEASE GET OVER YOUR INSANITY SOUL AND SHUT THE EF UP." She snapped.

"...Oh...my...g-that's me? HOLY SHIT! I'VE GOT THE INSANITY SOUL? THAT'S BAD! WHAT IF SNAP AND HURT SOMEONE? I DON' WANNA HURT NO ONE!" By now Tsuki was acting like Kid when you mention his stripes."DAMMIT! DEPRESSED! DIE!" After another minute of that she jumped up,"QUICK SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!" Yew-chan was happy to oblige but then rolled her eyes.

"You can't die, f***tard." She huffed.

"Thank you Captain Obvious! I didn't realize that even though I had my throat slit once. It took you shooting me in the face."Tsuki said sarcastically, pointing at the hole in her head. "Well whatever I'm heading home."

"Bitch, why the HEEL you think you can hang around mah baby? I can only spend Mah time with MAH kiddo." She said, emphasizong her point. Tsuki gave her the middle finger and teleported away.

"We'll be moving in with Kid on Shinigami's orders. Just so you know," Itachi said, taking the twins and leaving.

"WHAT? OH HELL NO!" And with that, Kid's completely new, akward life with his mother, friend, and his Mother's meister started. Again.