Pokemon Garnet/Jade Version
Pokemon Jade Chapter 2.5
It was about 7:30 in the morning and Jadamen was camping, sitting around a small fire on an island out of town. Him and is Salaswamt, a brown, swampy-purple-striped Salamander of the Water/Fire type, shivered in the chilly breeze. He was waiting for the Pokemon to wake so he could start his long daily training. He's been Region hopping North America for the past 3 years, training his 4 Pokemon to the brink. His Pokemon party included Sluglu, Salaswamt, Zweilous, and Whirlipede. He spent a lot of his journey in the Unova Region; only gaining 3 Gym Badges, but he perceived to try and gain more power as a trainer to defeat any weaklings in his way.
"I'm freezing my ears off, I can't even feel my hands...," Jadamen exclaimed wishing he had thicker gloves. (This suggestion of writing like everyone else and not being creative by writing in script was suggested by "Illusion fox." ...I hate this...)
Salaswamt: "Sala...Brrr...(Shiver)."
Jadamen: "I hate th-this—it's s-s-s-sooo—c-c-c-cold."
Salaswampt turned his head to the right, watching the second person of the morning biking up the shore. It was a young girl with blonde hair, tiny glasses, and wearing a school uniform. She appeared to be gasping for air as if she were biking for a while. Once Salaswamt saw the stampede of moving bushes trailing behind her, he tugged on his master's sleeve to try and get his attention.
Jadamen: "What is it?"
...
Jadamen: "WHAT THE?"
Casta: "EEEK! HELP!"
Jadamen stood up in pride and shouted, "THE JADAMASTER IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!"
Salaswamt started running in fear, not looking back.
Jadamen: "Where d' you think you're going? We got ourselves a GIRL t' save! IT'S A MIRACLE!"
Jadamen grabbed his Salaswamt by the arm and threw him in front of the action.
Jadamen: "Salaswampt, Scald those demonic bushes to their graves!"
Salaswampt: "S-S-S-SALEEEK! SWAAA!"
Salaswampt used Scald, burning most of the animated bushes to piles of mush.
Jadamen: "NOW ATTACK THE LAST TWO WITH EMBER!"
Salaswampt: "GrrrAAAHHH!"
Salaswamt finished the stampede with Ember, shriveling their dark green leaves to dust. The girl hit the brakes on her bike, stopping right in front of a tree. She walked up to Jadamen with a nutral expression on her face. Jadamen was smirking in heroism.
Casta: "Thank you."
Jadamen: "Oh you-are-welcome. It was all me, of course."
Salaswamt grunted when his master took all the credit.
Jadamen: "Hey pretty lady, what's your name?"
Casta: "Casta, yours."
Jadamen decided to speak in a French accent to sound more romantic.
Jadamen: "My name's Jadamen. My Pokemon go through the finest of training. You know, I AM the receiver of THREE Unova Gym Badges."
Casta: "That's amazing, cuz when I tried to battle just one of those weird bushes, my little Foonsligro couldn't make it..."
Jadamen: "Is it okay?"
Salaswamt: "Ughhh..."
Casta: "It just...fainted."
Jadamen: "I have a Revive riiight here."
Casta released her Foonsligro, then Jadamen smoothly took out the green, diamond-shaped Revive and popped it in the little mushroom's mouth. Salaswamt wish he was getting this type of treatment.
Foonsi: "Foonziii..."
Jadamen: "Aww...It's so cute."
Salaswamt: "Rrrrr...(Griefing under his breathe)"
Casta: "I have t' go now, bye."
Jadamen: "Goodbye, be careful!"
...
Jadamen: "Don't ever do that again. You better thank God she didn't notice that, or else. Get'in the ball."
Jadamen returned Salaswamt to his Poke Ball, put out the fire, and walk away.
