Baka: I dont know where this came from but.....BLOOPERS!! :D
I DO NOT OWN VOCALOID OR NARUTO IN ANYWAY!
Summary: He knew she was dangerous, he knew she used to kill, but he never would've guessed she collected this kind of stuff after she got out, going back to her old ways. Now it was too late, he knew too much. "It's my garden and you have the perfect hands I need…too bad they won't be yours for very long now, ne?" He's in her garden now.
Sakura POV
I sat in that stupid padded cell. Why was I in there? I don't know myself. They said I was crazy. A lunatic. Totally mental. Why did they call me those unordinary names?
" Hey Baka-Sama did they call me retarded?!"
"How would I know that?!"
"YOU WROTE THE SCR-"
NEXT
I was like any other human being wasn't I? So, why was I in this lonely cold place?
"UUGHHH, Its so hot in here!"
"SAKURA!"
"Im sorry! Can you at least put the air conditioner on?!"
NEXT
It looked hideous to me, unlike any other person. It would look like fluffy white clouds lifting you up....
"HOLY SHIT! IM ON A CLOUD!"
"Dammit Sakura! Your not on a friggin' CLOUD!"
"Then why is it like this?! Baka-Sama Im scared!!" Sakura rocks back and forth.
"At least she has the crazy part down...."
"Wait! Does this means im dead?!"
"...."
"I GET TO MEET GOD!!!"
".........."
"DONT YOU DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT D-"
NEXT
My eyes snapped open and emerald eyes swept the dark room franticly with the moonlight shining in from the slight crack in the curtains.
Naruto jumps up from under the bed.
"BOOOO!!"
"AAAHHHHH!!" Sakura tries to catch her breath while Naruto is on the ground laughing.
"NARUTO! Your not supposed to be in there!!"
"Im so sorry Baka-Sama! B-b-bu-but- HAHAHAHAHA! I couldnt help it!"
Sakura beats the shit out of Naruto.
NEXT! O_O
By now I was in front of their door, my hand on the cold silver knob, trying to figure out if they were awake or not...Sakura starts to hear moaning.
"What the..." Sakura opens the door to she two figures -cough- doing "it"-cough-.
"SHIT! THIS WAS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!"
"Baka-Sama! Is that how mommy and daddy made me?"
"FUCK! I told you guys to do it on break! Now Im going to have to tell her about the Birds and Bees!"
NEXT? O.e
I moved closer to them with the knife pointing up at the ceiling, "Hum, you guys want to play? Huh? Wanna play a game? I know-" I pointed the knife at them, "you want to play with me…." They started at me, funny that I could smell their fear, the masked never changed and I growled. They will pay; I don't care what I have to do! I loved them for so long and now that I know the truth they want to keep their lives? "How selfish." I mumbled then I got the brightest idea or should I say darkest? Why not mix the thing I used to love and something I do love to make something that's pure love for me? I made a clone and she had another knife reflecting into the midnight glow from my precious garden. My clone jumped up and sliced my dad's head off with one powerful swing
His head falls on the floor.
"You actully killed him?!"
Sakura and her clone point to each other.
NEXT -_-
I stepped back once again to see both of my masterpieces with an amused face and touched them. Sakura sneezes.
"What kind of hands are these made of?!"
"Uh plastic?"
"Why does my dads hand look so old and crusty?!"
"Sakura.."
" And WHY THE HELL IS IT HANDS?!"
"She isnt listening to me is she?" Looks at you
You: NO!
"UGH I CANT WORK LIKE THIS!!!" Runs away
-twitch- Next -twitch-
I read my clock as it blinked 4:55. Ugh. I'm really not the type to wait for people even if it was just five, four, three, two, or one minute(s)!
Sakura looks at script. "This cant be right!"
"Well, Thats how I wrote it...."
"But Baka-Sama!! I sound like Sasori!!"
".....And?"
"YOU LITTLE-"
PLEASE STAND BY
NEXTZZZZ!!!
After I got finished I ran downstairs with a blue top, green mid-thigh shorts, and pink flip-flops.
" I DONT EVEN FUCKING MATCH! BAKA-SAMA!!!"
I scream.
Next
Since then I was always here, in this white strait-jacket being held against my will. One of the clouds opened and I looked up. A man came in with a mask on….headband with a leaf covering his eye? I know this man!
"Holy shit! ITS GOD!!!"
"Sakura, its just Kakashi-sensi."
"NO NO NO! HE HAS THE GREY HAIR AND EVERYTHING! HIS HAIR EVEN SCREAMS GOD!"
"Hmmm.....What conditioner do you use Kakashi?"
"....." He smiles then a peice of his hair falls down in slow motion.
"HOLY SSHHHHIIIIIII-"
STAND BY.
STAND BY.
STAND BY.
He got out a book and started reading it. I twitched. Was that porn?! He's reading THAT while talking about this stuff?! "Seriouly, WHY IS HE READING THAT?!"
"Pffff, like I know"
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