Yo. I starting to slowly loose intrest on this story because, you know, I have writers block... I'm tryiing to listen to music to help with it though. So far, it was successes!

Which is what brought of this chapter. Naruto?

Naruto: HEYYA~! Been a long time?

Watch it...

Naruto: Geez, grumpy much? Anyway, Baka-Chan does NOT own the songs or refrences to products nor does she own me. No money was made out of this; only for fan purposes.

Beta: None


+NORMAL POV+

Now how in the hell was she supposed to relax when everyone was staring at her like that? I mean, did she have something on her face? Was she ugly? No, no, that cant be it. After all, she was, as her mother put it, "too cute to boot". Another lie. She wasn't cute, she was sexy-fine. Yes, that has to be it. They're staring because the were planning to rape her. Her sexy-fineness was spreading though the air like pollution. No, not the bad kind silly! The kind that floats in a gentle mist and makes you want to sing to birds.

Then them sneaky bastards steal your sandwich. But it's OK because you repay them by watching them fly into you speckless windows. Ah~.

What was that thing called again? Oh, right, Febreze. Yes, she was like Febreze. People secretly sniff her to get high-

on swings.

"Sa-sak..urrggg...!"

That or she was choking Naruto; the bright eyed wonder.

As much as she would love watching Naruto's normally grin branded tan face turn a sickly purple, she rather not do it in public.

She'd wait until he sees Santa. She had to pay him back for that "pony"; it was just sticks glued to togeth-

"..."

Oh. She forgot about Naruto again.

As her pale hands unclenched themselves from his slender throat, he fell to the ground with a "UCK!" and she rolled her eyes. "You act like you were actually dying, Naruto."

"Because I was!" Naruto whined with a raspy voice. He then crawled over to Sasuke; feeling Sakura's cold glare on him. Psshh, Sakura would've noticed if he was dying or not...maybe.

Sasuke raised an elegant eyebrow at the blonde who was now clawing his pant leg, "Get off, Dobe."

"B-but..~! She choked me and you were just standing there!"

"So? You deserved it." Sakura grinned. Well then.

"TEME!" Naruto whined, shocked beyond belief. He didn't even know if he was joking anymore; no one could read those endless voids of what he called eyes. Once, Naruto called him a scarecrow and tried to feed him corn- but thats a story for another day.

"Naruto." All that was tossed from his mind when the corner of Sasuke's mouth turned up, forming a smirk. Naruto almost smiled brightly at him, well, until he heard him talk again, "You the kind of the person who would get locked in a grocery store and starve to death or trip over a cordless phone. The kind of blonde who would take a ruler to bed to see how long you've s-"

"BUT I DID DO THAT! And it didn't make any damn sense!"

"...you..." He shook his head before continuing,"I remembered when you asked for a price check at the Dollar Store and actually studied for a blood test, that's the kind of blonde you are Naruto." He finished with turning on heel and sashaying away like he had practiced in front of his mirror numerous times this morning. Just in case he wanted to tell someone off today.

'I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Ahh, if only he could start getting crunk on the sidewalk.

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my-'

"SASUKE! We still have to take Sakura to her house!"

Goddammit.

ooRAWRoo

"Well, we missed the 44 bus.." Sasuke sighed then growled at Naruto. The Dobe just had to buy 7 packs of Ramen, which he had to pay for due to him "losing" his wallet. Yeah right.

(HELL YEA, FLASHBACK)

"Come on, Sasuke! Stop being a dildo and just help me out!"

"No."

Beside them Sakura laughed her ass off, oh no, Naruto wasn't going to ask her after she almost killed him. Hell to the no.

"Sasuke~!" The blonde whined, getting death glares from the people behind them and the cashier. "Your t-the GOD-FUCKING UCHIHA for crying out loud! Your family owns half of Kohanagure and are bajillionares! Your a doctor and singer and a- "

"NO!"

"BUT SASUKE! IF YOU DONT THEN-"

"I DONT want to hear you ridiculous blackmail attempts, Naruto!"

"TEME~!"

"I said NO!"

"PAH-KUH-SH-JA-KA-"

"Naurto..."

"YOU DUCK ASS!"

"...I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now."

"That means you care, jackass."

"No, I dont."

"Sasuke-teme..."

"NO!"

"BUT I LOVE YOU~!"

(HELL NO, ITS OVA!)

In the end, Naruto had is Ramen, Sasuke was a flustered piece of...Uchiha, and Sakura missed her bus. Looking up at the screen in the terminal, it was going to be awhile before the next one comes.

"Why dont we take the 22 bus twice instead?"

"...Your a fucking retard." Sakura sneered at him and flopped ungracefully into the bench behind them to wait for the bus to return at 3:28. She looked at her watch, it was 2:00. Ugh.

Sasuke gave Naruto a blank look and shook his head.

"I was kidding, damn!" Naruto sighed loudly and sat across from Sakura who glared at him though her long bubble gum bangs. He pulled the hat he was wearing down to cover his eyes but that didn't replicate the intensity of her glare. Sasuke stilled a laugh at sat next to Naruto, well more like 2 seats away from him.

"Hey, Naruto."

"Hm?"

"Why did the blonde cross the road?"

"Sasuke, I swear..."

"Just amuse me,Dobe."

Sigh. "I don't know."

"Neither did he."

"THAT. IS. IT!" Naruto pounced on him with a growl but, unluckily, Sasuke moved for his seat declaring that he was thirsty and went to the soda machine. Sakura also sneered at Sasuke then rubbed at her temples. He just had to get Naruto started, didn't he? Dammit. Now she had to put up with a yapping blonde instead of the quite one he tried so hard to be just now.

Naruto on the overhand, stared at the bright red on Sakura's skull top then at the red seat covering, "Are you two cousins? Twice removed? OHMIGOSH, really?" Silence. "Oh yea, he's a bastard. No, no, he doesn't have a nice ass!" Sakura raised a eyebrow at the blonde who was arguing with the chair. She sighed.

"What the fuck is up with him?" A deep voice rumbled.

She turned around with a annoyed glare that softed into a crimson blush.

A silver-haired man was leaning over her with a raised eyebrow, his amethyst eyes staring at Naruto but when he heard no reply they shifted towards her,his triangular necklace grazing against his unbuttoned ivory shirt. Her breath hitched in her throat and she let out somewhat of a squeak and a yelp. "What the fuck are you fucking staring at?"

"W-what are you staring at, prick?"

"Hell, I don't really know, give a minute."

"Shut the hell up you- you ass!"

"And which fucking dwarf are you?"

"You have a rip in your backpack, dickhead."

"And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?"

"YOU PIECE OF-!"

"Hidan?" Sasuke came back,3 soda's in hand with a amused smirk, "When did you get here?" The one known as "Hidan" stood up with a snort, "Shorty after-"

And I took his heart when
I pulled out that gun
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum
bum rum bum bum bum Man Down!
Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum
bum rum bum bum bum Man Down!
Oh mama mama mama

Hidan cursed about under his breath and lookedn though all his skinny jean pockets, which hugged his hips and flared out at the bottom.

I just shot a man down
In central station
In front of a big ol crowd
Oh Why Oh Why
Oh mama mama mama
I just shot a man down
In central station

And I took hi-

"Yo~ Weasel-chan!" Hidan practically screamed into the phone after realizing it was in the book bag he had.

Naruto, breaking off his argument about Sasuke's ass which the chair, turned to exchange a look with Sasuke. He nodded firmly and glared fiercely at Hidan's phone, wishing he could take it out of the ianthine eyed man's hand and crush it. All while laughing manically of course.

Hidan suddenly smirked at Sasuke, sharing a knowing look, "Alright, I'll be right there." He ended the call and looked at Naruto with the same smirk. He started to walk away but then stopped, "Oh yea, Itachi said to stop glaring at fuckin' inanimate objects, you'll get wrinkles. But I don't really see what the problem is; your face is shitty enough."

"WHAT?" Sasuke growled, his eyes seeping into that glowing garnet Naruto was familiar with.

"Sasuke..." Naruto warned, eyeing Sakura, luckly she was still all goo goo eyes with Hidan.

"Psh." Getting a hold of himself, Sasuke stepped back and put his hands in his pockets. "Well, at least your face is very becoming. It's becoming more and more horrid every time I see it."

Hidan scoffed and flipped him off, disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

Naruto frowned, though all that Sakura just sat starstruck. It's good that see didn't pay attention to their convasation but still...

Hidan was NOT the right guy the be googgly eyed at.

"Sasuke, our bus is here."

"Hn."

"Sakura?"

She got up and followed them wordlessly. His hands were...beautiful.

'I HAVE to have them...' But she didn't know who Hidan was and how did he know Sasuke and Naruto.

Although she might've not know might but one thing was for sure: Sasuke and Naruto were hiding something from her.


So Hidan appears! DUN DUN DUUNNNN~! 2,226 words! My longest chapter to make up for the lost in chapters!

I wanted to make a evil cliffhanger but I thought too you guys will try to hunt be down TT^TT So, I didn't cut it in half.

I don't think I ever explained that the setting isn't ancient japan xD There's still an Akatsuki though.

Review Reply's:

Cherryvampiress: Hahaha xD I like the way you think, Cherry. Maybe that will just happen :D Hidan's awesomeness can hardly ever be declined.

SakuraItachiLover: Well here's you update :D I'm very flattered to think my story's actually going somewhere (which I think it isn't xD).

Make sure to leave an review, or angry spider-monkey's will jump out of Hidan's ass and no, not the nice kind!

Ja ne~!

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