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"Darling, I cannot wait any longer, we must get you into your, dress." Said Cinna with a disgusted look on his face.

"Well, don't just stand there get your butt over here." Said Cinna with a pained expression on his face.

"Okay." Said Fatniss shimmying towards Cinna and shaking her hands above her head like she was worshiping him.

"You disgusting creature, stand still." Said Cinna with his eye twitching furiously just from contact with her.

"Hah, hah." Said Fatniss showing off her triple neck rolls once again.

"Be quiet, or I'll have to call on the Hot-Thorne again." Said Cinna raising his golden-penciled eyebrow. Fatniss was not doing well, she needed to eat or lick someone. That someone would be Peeta.

"Never mind, the Hot-Thorne quit, dammit." Cinna muttered to himself.

"Now, we shall present you to those up-tight, dirty, ugly-faced, cocky, dimwitted, outrageous, drunk, bastards who-," said Cinna but stopped himself as Haymitch walked in. How awkward is that, describing the man himself as he walks in.

"Why hello my fellow comrade, we shall go into war together, lets go kill them Germans!" shouted Haymitch as he began pretending to hold a gun and blow air kisses while doing Michael Jackson moves.

"Oh God! You're hurting my eyes!" screamed Cinna as he rushed out of the room. Fatniss just turned to Haymitch and licked his feet.

Haymitch Flashback:

Everyone had been talking about the "it." It seemed to be stalking its prey and then licking it to death, then devour it. I, Haymitch Abernathy, was going to capture it. I must be prepared for death, just in case. I brought the following items: A Chew toy, Finnick Odair, Cookies, Underpants, my lucky penny, and my beloved Alcohol. I could survive hours with these items with me. I would bring pride to my district by caging the beast. That was exactly what I would do.

End Flashback:

"Put on your dress, then go meet Peeta." Said Haymitch drinking another round of shots. Fatniss nodded her head and then shuffled to a red piece of fabric that looked like a speedo.

"No, No, that is Peeta's, this is yours." Said Haymitch pointing to a dress that was on a doll. Fatniss's eyes rolled to the back of her head and then back to normal. Which, in her case, wasn't even normal. She put on the doll's dress, but it was torn across her whole backside.

"Pita bread!" shouted Fatniss as she waved to the boy-in-the-speedo once she saw him strutting down the hallway flipping his hair around and around like a maniac. (Get it? Instead of Boy-with-the-bread xP) Peeta had a very thin, tight, red, see-through fabric wrapped around his waste. Once Peeta saw her he started backing away but Fatniss jumped on top of him and pinned him down.

"I'm sorry, I just don't love you! I'm-I'm in love with bread!" yelled Peeta, Fatniss backed away in horror.

"You're a Peeta-Phile!" screamed Fatniss. Which caused all the mentors and capitol citizens to stare at them.

"What the hell?" asked Haymitch. He sadly was also wearing the same outfit as Peeta for some odd reason.

"He loves bread more than me!" screamed Fatniss then she started rolling on the ground, circling Peeta.

"Fatniss, shut up!" shouted Peeta. He didn't think that she would take what he said seriously, he was just trying to get her away from him.

"He's a Peeta-Phile, a Peeta-Phile!" screamed Fatniss once again. Everyone in the whole country of Panem heard, because it was on live TV. Fatniss began crying, sobbing, then she started getting violent. She ran around the whole stadium and tried biting everyone who got in the way of her Peeta. Sooner or later, Fatniss was shot, with an animal dart. By none other than her mentor Haymitch.

"I killed a Nazi!" shouted Haymitch too drunk to realize that he shot his tribute.

LOL Boy-in-the-speedo Idk how I came up with that! xP Oh well, plz Review!

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