YES! I HAVE GOT THE MAGIC BACK! (Even though I just stayed up until 9:30 AM trying to work up to writing this e.o) IM STILL PROUD THOUGH! *O* Well, not proud of this but proud of me because this its... its too horrible for words. I think my sleepyness made it too random to even read xD Oh well, I'll try to fix it if it seems too stupid. (Can anything really be too stupid?) Yes they can.
Warning: A bit of SasuNaru and ItaSasu here. ;D
Disclaimer: i wish I OWNED him! -SOBSOBSOB-
Beta'd: You know whats weird? I found I beta but as soon as I did I got sick ._. Then I choose to just get this out before I go into a coma of some kind e.e Well, shes moving so I'm now Beta-less. -sobsob- I'll miss you Maria~! DDX Now get your ass back online, I need someone to complain to XD
ONWARD!
"So…is that a no?"
"YES. Stop asking me you- you-!"
"Sasuke stop your bitching and toss the salad."
Silence.
"What salad do you see here? HUH? HUH!"
"Oh no, he's PSMing again…"
"I. AM. NOT. A. GIRL!"
"Sure, sure."
"I will never say never unless the circumstances are appropriate for the situation that I'm in at the current time."
"…."
"AHAHAHA! This guy is HILARIOUS!"
"Naruto, stop watching NigaHiga."
He frowned, "B-but but it's The Daily Life Of Rustin Hieber!"
"Everyone needs to lay off that poor girl! She's one of my favorite female singers!"
Silence.
"Errm… Hinata, you DO realize that she's a he, right?"
"THAT BASTARD!"
"Don't they have a tape of him and Selena Gomez having sex?"
"Shut the fuck up Kiba!"
"WHAT? I-"
"You crushed her lezbo dreams, thanks a lot."
"Nar-"
"No, Kiba, ju-just stop don't break anymore hearts."
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?"
Silence.
"Damn, man. Stop fucking screaming."
"I have pizza~! OW! Naruto, don't fucking bite my hand! KIBA, get your grubby piglets off of my couch!"
"It's Naruto's!"
"FUCK YOU! Go take a bath!"
"Who are you? My mom?"
"Phwey, Tennie!"
"Naruto, I said, 'GET YOUR MOUTH THE FUCK OFF MY FINGERS!' "
Naruto never imagined he'd find himself having a huge party at his house. Well, not exactly a house- a mansion is more like it. And not a huge party. But- whew- did he not expect Tenten, Hinata and Kiba to be there!
Well, he did but he wasn't going to let Sasuke and Sakura know that. They where already pissed off that Naruto practically threw them into the wrong bus claiming that he just had to get some Ramen or he'll die from noodle depression. He really needs to see Lindsey Shaw in Teen Spirit because she was so hot. It's just his duty to watch her on Pretty Little Lairs after thatbecause he's just so sure she killed Ali- or something.
Sasuke on the other hand, expected this from the time that he woke up this morning. Why? His Naruto's-gonna-do-something-stupid-might-as-well-bring-my-bat-but-I-don't-want-to-carry-that-around-all-day-hmm-mabye-my-gun-WAIT-Itachi-just-might-try-to-come-and-make-up-a-lame-excuse-about-some-assasinationmamamia-mission-and-I-took-his-"Bella"-I-mean-who-names-there-guns-seriously? -Oh-well-I-guess-I'll-just-punch-him-or-something senses where tingling.
But then, when he woke up-
"IT'S FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Silence.
"Thank God."
"KICK IT IN THE FRONT SEAT!"
"ITACHHIIIIII!"
Itachi the human clock to the rescue! VRROOMMMM~!
Punch.
Kick.
Block.
Glare.
Scowl.
Snort.
Hiss.
Stare.
Glare.
Stare.
Glare.
Sta-
"WHAT?" Sasuke screamed, breaking their muted to-the-death stares. He was just having the most loveliest dream where Naruto was panting beneath him, whip cream smudged on his devious bruised lips and down his well-muscled and sun kissed body, trailing do his hard-
Cough. "Sasuke…."
Sasuke looked down with his ultimate glare at his brother. Wait….down?
He had somehow straddled his brother while in his Naruto Dreamland. His hard on was now pushed firmly against the older's stomach. "WHAT THE FUU-" He leaped off and landed ungracefully onto his butt. He groaned. 'Why are those even there?' He landed right on his steel-toed boots and they never saw it coming. A shame really, since he just shined them.
"Oh, I put those out. I just knew they would do some good!" Itachi smirked and stood up. "Need a hand?" He offered his hand to Sasuke with a smug look plastered on his face. Sasuke growled and grabbed his hand but regretted it when he felt a sting run up his arm. Oh. Hell. No. He yelped and staggered back. Itachi grinned widely, "WHO YOUR DADDY NOW, BITCH?"
A Joy Buzzer.
A MOTHERFUCKIN' JOY BUZZER?
"THE FUCK?" Sasuke screamed but his rainbow curses could not be heard as Itachi skipped away joyfully. Oh, he'll give him a joy to buzz about. He'll give him and joy to buzz about!
"ITACHIIII!"
He'll make sure crack-pancakes are this mornings breakfast.
Xxboo-hooxx
"Hey guys, what am I talking about?"
"Nothing!"
"It's none of my business!"
"Ok!"
"BAHAHAHAHHAA!"
"Bitchin'! (1) He's funny!" Hinata howled and took a snipple- I KNOW it's not a word goddammit- from her pizza. She scowled and prevented a piece of her purple streaked hair to get in the cheese. You see, Hinata is very picky about her food and if one piece of hair gets into it, well….
"GODDAMMIT! THAT'S IT! I'M CUTTING MY HAIR!"
That was the third piece of pizza she cremated.
Kiba whined, obviously not amused with Hinata destroying edible pizza as the others were. He was pretty sure Hinata was bipolar. It would sure explain Neji…..
Anyway.
Where the heck is Sakura you ask? Oh, you didn't ask? Oh well! I'm saying my corny joke weither you like it or not! So, where the heck is Sakura you ask? UP YOUR GRANDMOTHERS ASS! AHAHAHA! Ahahaha….
I need a life.
Any who.
Sakura sat on the couch looking at Naruto's flat-screen TV, nibbling on a piece of gooey goodness. He stared at the X-Box then at Naruto watching NigaHiga. Why was he complaining about Sasuke being rich when he has all this stuff? She scanned the living room, her ex-killer self-planning escape routes. She shook her head and sighed. No matter how many pills they give her it won't make that night disappear. Oh right. She forgot she had to take her pills. They can wait for now, she was watching NigaHiga. He was wwaayyy more important than taking some anti-depressant-
"Who wants to play Just Dance 5?"
"HELL YEA!"
"Hell no." Ten Ten walked out.
Maybe not.
"TAKE ME WITH YOU~!" Sasuke jumped dramatically but was pulled back by Naruto and Hinata. "Your having major mood swings today..."
"Kinda OOC!" Hinata piped in.
"ARE YOU PREGGERZ?" Naruto screamed.
"LET ME G-" Sasukes crying with tears falling in rivers suddenly stopped. "I'M AM NOT A GIRL YOU CRETIN!"
Sakura sighed and held her head, maybe if she got up she wouldn't have this head bashing headache.
Xxwowxx
"Stop getting in my space!"
"OW! YOU JUST KICKED ME!"
"Too many bright colors!"
"Why did'ja slap me?"
"I was in the moment and the moment said slap ya." (2)
"I'M A BARBIE GIRL~!"
"This is madness!"
This is SPARTAA~!"
"Holy mother $%# its an ICECREAMTRUCK!"
"Where?"
"I was singing a song retard."
"What did you call me kit?"
"Did you just call me kit? Dogboy?"
Growl.
Hiss.
"…Sasuke?"
"TURN THAT SHITTY GAME OFF!"
"It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!"
"No way! I'm getting the high score!"
"That's because you're a wuss!" Sakura screamed while messing up yet another move. "No sane person is going to dance to this ridiculous music! Bitch, is not Friday it's Saturday! Learn your days!"
"Kick it in the front seat! Kick it in the back seat!"
"You can't kick it in any seat because you're not old enough to DRIVE!" Sakura screeched at the TV.
Hinata, who was very bored of screaming random stuff at Naruto, came to Sakura's aid, "Kiba, I'm bored so if you don't lose I'll piss on your cat!" (3)
"Hah! I don't have a cat!" He grinned without missing a beat. Hinata smirked, her lavender eyes narrowing with mischief, of course she knew but it was just a distraction. Besides, she really needed to go so…
Yeah.
"WAITWHAT?" Kiba whirled around but Hinata was already dashing up-stairs where Akamaru slept in the guest room, which was currently Kiba's room for the time being. "WAIT, HINATA, DON'T DO SOMETHING SO DISGUSTING!" "Too late~~!"
Whimper.
"AKAMARU! DON'T DRINK IT, BOY!" He scrambled up the steps.
Sasuke looked at Naruto who was staring at the cream colored wall with disrupting interest. "You think she's going to do it this time?"
Naruto came out of his daze and rolled his eyes, "If she didn't do it last time why would she do it now?"
"Hn. Probably just took some lemonade while we weren't looking."
"You-" A crack echoed through the living room along with a bright flash and the hissing of broken wires. Sasuke snapped his head at the direction of the sound and cursed, "Naruto!" He hissed and grabbed the blonde's arm with a cautious step back.
"Oops." A singsong voice filled the quiet, "I broke your little toy Naru-Chan, forgive me." The voice was dripping in sarcastic waves. The pink haired girl gave a cruel smirk to him. "I guess…" She slowly pulled he leg out of the glass and turned around slowly with her head bent. The "little toy" was not the X-Box but was the flat screen TV. Blood dripped from the gashes in her leg into the pearly white carpet. Naruto was sure his eyes couldn't get any bigger. Sakura, she was going back. Going back to-
"I'll have to repay you with….sleep!"
HER.
With a terrorizing screech, she leaps forward.
AHA~! Taa DAAA~! -gets pineapples grown at me- OUCH! Im sorry OK? DDDX
(1) Lucy Star is just...AWESOME xDD
(2) ... Who didn't see this coming?
(3) Boondocks... I cant find words for it but that was soo freaking funny when I watched it.
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