Thank you to everyone who contributed ideas! Now enter... the pinata. And possibly Fluffy-sama. Dun dun dun... :)
While Kagome was in her bedroom posting the kiss/slap video on Youtube, and Sango was staring at the door, looking defeated, Miroku was getting the thing he had been holding behind his back. It was round, pink, and the size of a laptop. He also, while in the kitchen, had grabbed a large wooden kitchen spoon. Kagome walked out of the bedroom, and Sango stood up. "Did you actually post it?" she asked demandingly.
"Yeah, I did. It has over a hundred views already!"
"Really?" Miroku asked, looking interested now.
"Yeah! It has a couple comments, too."
"What do they say?" Sango asked instantly.
"Let me read you a few. One said, 'OMG! So funny! ROFL!'" Sango sank to the floor in embarrassment.
"Another said, 'LMFAO!' And the third one said, "Hoshi-sama, you would do well to restrain yourself.' That was from taiyoukai376."
"Don't tell me... Sesshomaru saw it?"
"I think so."
"ARG..."
"Well, well, let's not cry over spilled milk!" Miroku said lightly. "Anyway, I have another party game!"
"What is it?" Kagome asked.
"Shikon no Pinata!"
"What?" came Inuyasha's muffled voice from the kitchen cupboard.
"I said, Shikon no Pinata! Wait, what are you doing in the cabinet above the stove, Inuyasha?"
"Um... Searching for ninja food..."
"Haven't you already eaten your way through the whole snack bar?"
"Yeah." Inuyasha climbed out of the cupboard and landed neatly on the tiled kitchen floor.. "So what?"
"Nothing... But could you be so kind as to set up the pinata?"
"Sure." Inuyasha got the pinata from Miroku and hung it up on the living room ceiling.
"Shouldn't we clear the room?" Sango asked.
"Yeah," replied Kagome. "Inuyasha, you're the strongest, could you push the couch up against the wall?"
"Why do I have to do everything?"
"Because you ate all the food in my cabinets."
"Fine..." He pushed the couches against the wall and turned the TV off.
"Thanks, Inuyasha." Kagome said. She walked into the kitchen and opened a drawer filled with large wooden spoons. "I don't own a baseball bat, Sota still has all of them, but a kitchen spoon would work just fine!" She picked the largest of the spoons up and handed it to Sango. "You go first."
"Don't you need to blindfold me?"
"Oh yeah. I'll grab a piece of cloth from my bedroom." She headed down the hall. Several minutes later, she emerged with a blue bandana with a checkerboard pattern. She tied it on Sango's head, making to obscure all view of the pinata. "Can you see anything, Sango?" she asked.
"Nope."
"Ok, then! I'm gonna spin you and try to aim you in the right direction. Please... don't destroy any walls or something." Kagome smiled and started spinning Sango. "One... Two... Three... Four... Five!" She turned Sango so that she was facing the pinata that looked remarkably like the Shikon Jewel. She released Sango's shoulders and told her that she could hit it now. Sango did. "Miroku, it's your turn now!"
"Ok, Kagome!" Kagome tossed the bandana and kitchen spoon to Inuyasha. "You tie it", she said. "I don't trust that pervert." Inuyasha tied it and spun Miroku. The monk spun into a wall and landed on a couch. "Oops..." Inuyasha said.
"Inuyasha!"
"I didn't mean to, Kagome!"
"Apologize to Miroku!"
"Sorry, Miroku!" the hanyou called over his shoulder. A voice drifted from the couch cushions. "It's okay..."
Sorry if you were hoping for a Sesshy entrance... Next chapter, I promise this time! XP
