Chapter3 leaving for Earth
Diclaimer: i own nothing having to do with the show
"Alright now try not to get to drunk," Bardock says to us as we climb into our pods.
"If they do I suggest you run and hide Kase because they're nightmares when drunk," father says.
"What do you mean by that," Kase ask them.
"They mean no matter how strong you are when any of us is drunk we're either happily singing or killing and paying little attention to who we kill," I say sirking at Kase, who all of a sudden loses her smile.
"Vegeta's right we may end up killing," Kakarot says a little worried.
"Can we take Nappa instead we'll remember him if were drunk," Raditz says not wanting to kill Kase by accident.
"No you can't and if your so worried try not get too drunk," father says.
"See you when you get back and remember if run into Frieza's men kill them and leave the planet imediatly," Bardock says to them as the doors to our untraceable pods shut. Then we blast off headed for Earth. A transmission is coming through the scouter Kase had been given before take off.
"Kase are you excited for your first mission," Kakarot voice says through the scouter.
"A little mostly worried," Kase replies back through the scouter.
"Don't be rediculous we'll be fine these Earthlings are pathetic," Raditz says through his scouter.
"Yes but not the Gorins," I say through my scouter.
"Wait what do you mean Gorins were not going there right," Kakarot says a little worried.
"About that were headed there after Earth then another three planets," Vegeta says from his pod.
"What exactly is this mission," Kase ask not understanding.
"Apparently it's a scouting mission of planet's we haven't bothered with in a while," Raditz says slightly annoyed.
"Well in a way but not entirely," Vegeta says laughing through his scouter.
"What ever you say Vegeta how long until we land on Earth," Kakarot says boredly.
"Three months since we have the fastest pods available," I say in reply.
"Well might as well get some sleep," Raditz says turning on his sleeping gas. Kakarot and I do so too. Kase looks around the pod and the controls before turning on her sleeping gas as well.
"We shall be landing on Earth in ten minutes diactivating sleeping gas," an automated voice says waking me and the others from their sleep.
"Alright once we land nobody make a move unless I authorize it if you want to even piss you got ask me first," Vegeta says through his scouter.
"Um Vegeta can I piss when we land I got to go now that you said that," Kakarots voice says through the scouters.
"Fine but don't be long," Vegeta says.
"Can I buy a keg of beer or maybe two," Raditz says through his scouter.
"Damn Raditz we don't need beer yet you'll have to wait a while," Vegeta says.
"Welcome to Earth impact in ten seconds," the automated voice says to the four sayians. Ten seconds later they all felt a hard thump all but me were used to these things so I was the only one who was surprised. A few seconds later the doors of the pods open. Kakarot runs out of the place they landed and behind a tree to piss.
"So what now Vegeta can we have a little fun," Raditz says to Vegeta staring at the crowd of people who had come to where we landed.
"These trees are good for pissing on Vegeta," Kakarot says walking back over to us.
"I'm sure these bakas have bathrooms Kakarot," Vegeta says.
"But those are so unsanitary," Kakarot says back.
"Kakarot even I know that it's better than a tree and I'm a girl," I say.
"Um excuse me but what is it that has brought you to Earth," an annoying reporter ask us saiyans holding up a microphone.
"What and who are you exactly," another of the reporters ask.
"Don't even think about it," Raditz says to Kakarot who was getting ready to answer.
"Our business here is none of your concern as for who and what we are we're saiyans, I'm the Prince Vegeta, the long haired one is Raditz, the spikey haired one is Kakarot and the female is Kase," Vegeta replies to them all a little annoyed by questions.
"Can I kill at least one," Raditz ask Vegeta hopefully.
"Why don't you shut up and focus on the mission," Vegeta says.
"Fine what ever," Kakarot says. Vegeta turns on his scouter.
"Alright there are a few above normal power levels well for Earth that is," Vegeta says.
"Realy where too them," Kakarot says.
"They're coming right to us," Vegeta answers in reply. And sure enough a few seconds later Yamcha, Chioutzue, Krillin, Tien, and Piccolo all arrive.
"Wow you these guys look weird," Raditz says since Yamcha is the only one who looks remotely normal out of the group.
"What do you know just like us they're teenagers but patheticly weak," I say sensing and reading their power levels.
"Right but according to you your power level is twenty five," Vegeta says with a smirk.
"Something made me think you knew very well I was lieing," I reply with a smile.
"So Vegeta who gets to kill who I'm assuming you'll want to kill the extra," Raditz says obviously wanting to kill some one.
"Fine Kakarot you get the bald one Raditz you get the three eyed freak, Kase you get the one with scars and I'll get the Nemekian and Clown," Vegeta says looking at all the people they're up against.
"What no way am I fighting a girl alien or not," Yamcha says.
"Get over your stupid Earth's chivalry stuff because if I have to kill you I want you to be at your best," I say.
"Why do I have to fight the tallest of them," Krillin complains.
"What does it matter," Piccolo says," we obviously have strength enough to beat them."
"Don't think your the only ones able to sense and surpress power levels," Raditz says.
"Their scouters are a mere liabilty mine tells exact power even if it's being surpressed," Vegeta says laughing.
"Right now let's go," Kakarot says blasting Krillin who had finished powering up to his full strength needless to say it didn't take much for him to die.
"Damn Kakarot learn to play with your toys before killing them," Raditz says to kakarot.
"Sorry I'm not good at knowing how much to use to keep them alive," Kakarot says sad he once again got imediatly carried away.
"It's ok Kakarot surley we'll run into some to kill later," I kindly say to my older brother.
"I'm growing rather bored let's just kill them all now," Vegeta says after Chioutzue blew himself up trying to get rid of Vegeta obviously the plan failed epicly.
"Why not," Raditz says blasting Tien whom he had been toying with.
"They've just been toying with us," Piccolo who was attacking Vegeta says, right before Vegeta said bang and killed him.
"Oh come on realy all well at least I'm fighting a girl," Yamcha says.
"Don't feel relieved I've been able to knock my two brothers on their asses more than once," I say with a maniacle laugh.
"Hey she is sayian after all now if only we could find out what Tarble is," Raditz says laughing at thought of Tarble.
"Shut your damn mouth Raditz," I say right before kicking Yamcha's head and snapping his neck.
"Whoops looks like you kicked him to hard," Vegeta says.
"Darn there went the fun," I say right then Bulma arrives to the scene with her parents and master roshi.
"The scouter says that these two are genius amongst the planet though not much to sayians but they've made a few good inventions," Vegeta says reading his custom scouter.
"Cool so do we spare them," Raditz ask.
"Kill them all but the blond and the one with glasses the blue haired one maybe smart but is defiantely obnoxious," Vegeta replies reading his scouter.
"So why spare the blond," Kakarot ask Vegeta.
"We need someone to cook for us and scouter says she loves cooking and is excellent at it," Vegeta says killing master Roshi and Bulma.
"Vegeta this may be my first mission but why do you get to have all the fun," I ask.
"Well I am the prince," Vegeta simply replies wearing his normal smirk and scowl.
"What ever," I reply.
"You build us a ship able to travel as fast as our and able to store ours," Vegeta says pointing to Dr. Briefs.
"You fix us something to eat we haven't ate in three months," Kakarot says as his stomach growls sounding like thunder.
"You don't give orders but this one can slide oh and make sure that ship has adjustble gravity up to a 1010 times your own planets gravity," Vegeta says.
"Why not just an even thousand," Dr. Briefs says scarred he'll be killed next if he doesn't listen.
"Because you baka our home planet's gravity is ten times that of the Earth," Raditz says to him.
"What would you guys like to eat," Mrs. Briefs ask kindly in her high pitched voice.
"We eat anything and fix enough for four hundred Earthlings to start with sayian's have apetites far grater than yours," Kakarot says to her being the only one mainly concerend about food.
"When shall we be leaving," I ask Vegeta since I was clueless.
"As soon as the ship is done you have three days old man," Vegeta says to Dr. Briefs.
"Does this mean I can buy a keg or two of beer," Raditz says.
"Fine Raditz buy as much as you want but your not to drink a drop until after the meal," Vegeta says rather happily.
"Aren't you boys a little young to be drinking beer," Dr. Briefs ask with a raised eyebrow.
"No our planet allows you drink at any age but you have to be eighteen to be allowed to get drunk," I reply.
"Doesn't matter this isn't Vegeta-sai and I'm the prince it'll be fine," Vegeta says to me with a smirk.
"I hope you come up with another song," Kakarot says laughing.
"Hey we're not on Vegeta-sei so the end won't sound bad if we sing it now," Raditz says.
"You can but I'm not right now," Vegeta says.
"Yes here I go fuck, fuck, fuck, bitch, bitch, bitch, damn, damn, damn, shit, shit, shit, I hate this planet," Raditz says singing the song Vegeta made up.
"It sounded the best when we were drunk," Kakarot says.
"To damn bad," Raditz says.
"Let's go before these two kill eachother," I say to Vegeta.
"Good idea let's go guys Raditz get the beer we'll drink some when we finish our meal," Vegeta says. We all fly off to capsule corporation except Raditz who was getting his beer. Once we were all there we ate what looked like the planets entire food supply in an hour. Then we all started to drink the beer all but me I was heeding the warning to get far away from them and hide if they were to get drunk. Which they did pretty quickly to.
"Man Vegeta I can't believe we were sent here," Kakarot says burping.
"Dude he's so mean he made our sister his mate," Raditz says laughing.
"I didn't know she was your sister I'll noticed was actually looked damn pretty and was powerful," I dazily say.
"Where is Kase any ways," Kakarot ask them not remembering she had left.
"Something about listening to the advice to run and hide if we got drunk," Raditz happily says laughing but at this point they're all laughing non stop.
"Damn hey new song here's how it goes," Vegeta says," I'm prince Vegeta this is Raditz, that is Kakarot, their sister is Kase but we don't know where she went this makes me damn furious for I chose her as my mate she's damn prettiful and makes me want to have sex with her."
"Not bad but dude that's just to gross to think about she is our sister," Kakarot says.
"Wait she is I thought she's Vegeta's mate," Raditz says.
"She's both buddy now let's go find her nobody told her the good news of her going to be my mate yet," I dizzly say standing up to go look for Kase.
"Yeah I can't wait for the ceremony let's have it now," Kakarot says.
"We can't she's not here," Raditz replies.
"Where the hell do you think were going the circus," I jokingly say.
"What can we go there it'll be fun," Kakarot says.
"Not now we got to find Kase before Frieza does," Raditz says.
"Frieza you mean he's here," I say.
"Yeah he's going to kill Kase because she's to be your mate," Kakarot says walking with the us to find Kase.
