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7 Vegeta's devious plot

"So Vegeta the plan here is what kill them all," Raditz ask hopfully.

"Yes but my father will become suspicious at us destroying all but earth," I say.

"Who cares let's not worry about that," Kakarot says.

"I vote we make this quick," Kase says.

"I'll second that vote," I say walking off the ship and looking for any sign of life. Raditz, Kase and Kakarot go off in opposite directions. Where is every one there should be some sort of life form by now but there's nothing I think to myself right as I'm attacked not having been ready I got hit and it was bad enough that I couldn't power up and fight. But I could see enough to see Zarbon, Frieza's second in command who obsesis with looks more than Raditz which is saying something.

"Well if it isn't the monkey prince I wasn't expecting to find you here Frieza will be surprised sadly one of these hideous creatures blasted my scouter but all well," Zarbon says kicking me hard in the stomach and to his disappointment I didn't make a sound.

"Zarbon what are you doing here," an extremely angry Kakarot says growing even more furious after lieing eyes upon his prince.

"Oh looks like we have two monkeys escaped from the zoo," Zarbon says laughing right as Kase arrived and being sayian she's naturally over protective of friends but being the wishing sayian makes her very easy to anger.

"Zarbon is you name right you made a big mistake angering me by injuring Vegeta," Kase says in a menacing voice that could cause Frieza to pee his pants.

"Aw come on every time I turn around someone gets hurt and someone else goes super sayian," Raditz says starring jealously at a blond Kase.

"Super sayian well that's pathetic look at her there's blood all over her face actually those almost look like tears though she is very pretty," Zarbon says.

"What tears that can't be," Kakarot and Raditz says in unison amazment. Before they even realized what was happening Zarbon was nothing more than a pile of dust. Kase was nowhere to be found and I was barely breathing.

"What do we do," Raditz ask his brother.

"Give him this," Kase says holding up a senzue bean.

"Wow that was fast here Vegeta eat this," Kakarot says feeding it to me. I quickly get back on my feet and look furious to Kase and Kakarot but to Raditz who's seen something similar to this happen before knew I was only a little angry and slightly amused.

"Well never thought I'd be a victim to surprise attack ecspesially as a super sayian but doesn't matter now does it, I don't expect alot of unlikely things," I say chuckeling.

"What do you mean exactly," Kakarot ask slightly scared.

"Well there's the fact my father actually was dumb enough to think I wouldn't be able to figure out who the wishing sayian is before he did, that I wouldn't realize his and Bardock's plan they themselves once forgot, that Kase would not only go super sayian at me being close to dead but would actually cry red tears, lastly that you guys wouldn't realize with my IQ and cunningness that I'd know exactly what you thought you were hiding from me," I say chuckleing to myself again. The other three just stood there staring at me dumbfounded. Kase was the first one to speak.

"Wait plan what plan," Kase asked wondering what I could have meant.

"Sorry if I'm not to know then you three definatly shouldn't," I say.

"Wait your father knows she's the wishing sayian," Kakarot ask.

"Yes he knows you were there remember," Raditz says.

"Wait how long exactally have you known," Kase ask me.

"Since the day before you showed up out of nowhere in to the home of Bardock," I say smirking.

"Vegeta how you were like one," Kakarot ask.

"Some part of the fairy tale that was litteraly forgotten maybe it went something like this the creators of the wishing sayian fire and air will go to the prince for only he can pick a good home for the wishing sayian," I say my smirk never faultering.

"So let me get this straight Vegeta is more of a genius than we knew," Kakarot ask dumbfounded.

"No I just am better at figuring things out than you thought," I reply.

"Who cares I want to know what exactally that plan is or was," Raditz says.

"Tell you what as soon we get back I'm sure they'll be willing to tell now that the plan is complete and the results far better than they expected," I say.

"Fine I guess that's fair," Raditz says.

"This is fun and all but don't we have a mission to complete," Kakarot says and with that we reboard the ship.

Two months later:

"Frieza come out come out where ever you are," I say walking into Frieza's quarters on his ship.

"Vegeta how nice to see you again been well I hope you remembered to say good bye before you left Vegeta-sai because all the girls have been killed which should eventually wipe out your proud race of monkeys," Frieza says with an evil grin.

"Frieza you shit head how dare you hurt my race," I yell trying to go super sayian but failing.

"Vegeta wake up," a voice that sounds familiar says I woke to find myself in my own bed on my ship.

"Raditz what are you doing here," I ask annoyed.

"I'm about to depart for Vegeta-sei I just wanted to let you know besides it looked like you were having another of those dreams," Raditz says.

"What ever now tell me exactally how we managed to kill the entire cold family in six weeks," I ask.

"We're fucking geniuses and put you in charge," Raditz says,"see you when you get back but do you honestly plan to be alone for what a year and a half you'll go nuts."

"Not exactly I decided just the right amount of time will be perfect," I reply heading to the bathroom.


Meanwhile on Vegeta-sei

"Well it's good to be back but I wonder what they'll think of me being in the Ginyu forces ship," I say to myself as I land at the palace's landing dock. The door comes down and I see the King, Tarble and my father standing there with what I assume are looks of surprise.

"Kase is that you," father ask bewildered.

"Where are you brothers," Tarble ask.

"Why do I not sense any of their power levels," King Vegeta demands.

"They aren't with me they killed the ginyu force while they were asleep and tied me up and threw me on the ship," I say innocently.

"Where are they," father ask worried now.

"They were drunk went looking for Frieza immediatly after throwing me on the ship and setting coordinants for Vegeta-sei," I once again lie.

"Are you saying are boys went after that monster," King Vegeta angerly says.

"That what they said I would have tried stopping them but they realy know how to tie knots it took me a week to untie myself," I say.

"Father does this mean I get to be king," Tarble ask hopfully.

"Not yet it doesn't we'll give them some time but for now it's getting late and I'm sure Kase is more than hungry and exhausted," King Vegeta says.

"You can stay here for the night your mom I'm sure will be worried sick about you and the boys," father says.

"Why is it the girl gets treated better than the prince," Tarble mumbles to himself.

"Because Tarble unlike you I'm not a disgrace," I reply to him laughing.

"Looks like the boys are rubbing of on her," King Vegeta says walking inside the palace.

The next day

"I wonder when Kakarot will arrive we planned it so we arrive only a day apart each except Vegeta," I think aloud to myself. As if in answer to my question I hears people yelling that Frieza's ship just arrived. Not wanting to miss anything I quickly go super sayian and go to meet my brother. Nobody even noticed my presence until I made my way to the front every one was neiling waiting for departure.

"Kase get down," father orders me.

"Not in a million years am I about to neil to my brother can't you sense his power on that ship it ain't Frieza's," I say. As if realizing what I said was true the king and father rose right as the door came down and standing there was Kakarot.

"Hey guys what's up Frieza's ship is freaking awsome," Kakarot says hopping off the ramp and onto the ground.

"Where are the others," I ask knowing full well where Raditz is but clueless as to where Vegeta planned on going.

"They did the same thing to me they did you beat Frieza and went for King Cold," Kakarot says in his ignorennt manner.

"Come on Kakarot let's go train you still haven't showed me that kamehameha move you promised to show me months ago," I say which is true he hasn't but really they need to discuss the plan.

"Sure Kase I'll race you there," Kakarot says taking off.

"You know nobody beats me in a race well maybe Vegeta but still nobody but him," I say taking off once out of sight I go super sayian as to catch Kakarot.

"I think this is far enough," Kakarot says landing about three miles away from the palace near a cave.

"Your probably right," I say landing as well.

"The plan is working they think you weren't there for the defeat of Frieza or any family members of his," Kakarot ask seriously.

"They haven't a clue as to how the mission went or the plan for killing Frieza and his family,'' I say.

"Excellent," Raditz says out of no where.

"How did you," Kakarot began.

"I landed an hour a head of schedule and way off course Vegeta told me to leave early and land a mile away from the cave," Raditz says.

"Great now we say right as we were leaving you landed and said Vegeta went after cooler," I say with a smile.


Meanwhile

I am going to go nuts eventually from lack of people to torture but no matter it will be five months at most before I should return. I say to myself. Then again maybe it'll be alot sooner best to find out.

"Vegeta why are you calling we could have been with the king," Raditz says into his scouter.

"If you were you wouldn't have answered," I reply, "When do they expect me back."

"There estimating three days since our arrivels were a day apart," Raditz replies.

"Excellent then I shall see you in a months time," I say turning off my scouter. One month an excellent amount of time they'll think I'm dead so long as the others act like I died. I may as well speed this ship up a bit maybe have a beer or two. I walk over to the fridge and pulls out some beer downing it.


one month later

"Vegeta has to be dead father there is no way he is alive even the other three agree," Tarble once again says to his father during breakfast.

"He's right your majesty I know Vegeta and he would have been back by now I'm sure if he were alive," Raditz says.

"Well until I'm convinced you boys and Kase aren't leaving this planet or palace," King Vegeta once again reminds them that he thinks we've contacted Vegeta.

"I'm afraid that if his best friends think that it may mean he was severally injured but dead I'm unsure of," father says.

"Vegeta said he wouldn't get killed as long as he had another sayian with him," I say glumly.

"Vegeta was alone against Cooler," Raditz replies.

"He just can't be alive we should hold a memorial service," Kakarot says.

"I'm afraid you have me rather convinced we hold service tomorrow afternoon," King Vegeta says. Getting up and leaving for his room.

"I hope Vegeta isn't dead but it looks rather slim," father says leaving for his room in the palace.

"Well this means I'm going to be king so you three should start being nice to me," Tarble says.

"Sure thing as soon as your king but one problem with that," Kakarot says happily.

"Until your twenty you can't qualify to be king," Raditz says.

"So for now get out of our faces," I say with a smirk.

"What time did Vegeta say he'd be arriving yesterday," Kakarot eagerly ask.

"Sometime tonight though he didn't say anything specific," I say.

"Good I can't wait to see Tarbles hopes and dreams crushed," Raditz says.

"I still don't like the idea of lieing to the king," Kakarot says.

"Hey guys what's up," Nappa says walking into the room.

"The king is finally convinced Vegeta died," Kakarot replies.

"Wow Tarble must be throwing a party," Nappa says.

"Likely his first decree I'm sure will be an apology from everyone," Raditz says.

"Not happening in my life," Nappa says.


meanwhile

Well looks like I shall be arriving at midnight everyone should be asleep if I land in the woods I should be able to get in the palace undetected. Tarble will likely throw a fit about me returning but who cares what he thinks. They'll be amazed to learn that I had actually single handedly killed Frieza and his family.

"Vegeta you shouldn't talk to your self," Kats says appearing out of nowhere.

"You know I hate her more than anything but she may be right this time," Zacharian says.

"Well this is a surprise it's been a while since I last saw you two," I say.

"Sorry can't stay long I've got a party to attend," Zacharian says disappearing out of there to another demension.

"Party Goku's telling every one he wants to stay dead doesn't sound like a party to me," Kats says going after her life long enemy.

Well I'm never going to understand those two and who's Goku and why would he want to stay dead. All well must be someone the me of another demension knows what I do there I'll never know but I don't really care.


Back on Vegeta-sei

"Tomorrow I become next in line for the throne officially," Tarble says as every one leaves for bed after dinner.

"No you won't," Kakarot says surpressing a laugh.

"Yes I will Kakarot," Tarble says.

"Maybe but Kakarot watch what you say," Raditz says smirking.

"Relax Tarble I'm sure there just trying to get some more teasing in before they get showed up by some one else," I say also smirking.

"Right of course good night guys," Tarble says.

"Vegeta will definatly have a few million insults for him," Raditz whispers.

"Definatly now let's go to bed we have an exciting day tomorrow," Kakarot whispers.

"Don't you mean depressing and long," I sarcastically whisper. With that we each walk to our palace rooms. I for a reason still unknown to me somehow had been given Vegeta's room in the palace after Kakarot and Raditz returned. Even though there were at least thirty unoccupied rooms. I lied down and fell asleep rather easily and woke in the middle of the night when it seemed as if someone were watching me. Waking up enough to recognize the ki I realized it was Vegeta at the window which I had forgotten to unlock. By the look on his face he at least hadn't been there to long. I quickly got up and went to unlatch the window.

"Well seems someone forgot I was returning," Vegeta says to me teasingly.

"I forgot the window was locked no need to be mean," I say.

"Well at least nobody knows I was returning other than you and your brothers," Vegeta says.

"Yes and what perfect timing your father was convinced at breakfast you were dead and you memorial service is this afternoon," I say.

"He finally believed it good timing in deed," Vegeta says.

"Poor Tarble will be devistated he was so excited that he was to be king though he wasn't showing much respect for the supposed to be dead," I say smirking.

"I can only imagine his reaction to me being at breakfast," Vegeta says smirking.

"Yes and I'm sure Raditz will be disappointed if you don't give Tarble a few million insults," I say laughing at the thought.

"Surley he hasn't missed my insults to Tarble that much," Vegeta says chuckling.


"Well after we started acting like you were dead we pretended to think no insult could match yours and relized it was true," Kase says laughing.

"Well of course no one can insult better than me," I say smirking.

"As for Kakarot he realized he has issues with this plan because it means keeping secrets," Kase says.

"He kept it this long which saying something he couldn't keep a secret long to save his life," I say smirking.

"Tomorrow will be an interesting day in the least now I'm going back to sleep so I don't look like I was up all night," Kase says turning away from the window and the balacony which I was sitting on.

"Nice try but we all know sayians can go weeks without sleep you'll be fine staying up a little longer," I say chuckling.

"Maybe so but I'm going to need sleep so tomorrow I can come up with an excuse for not being as glum looking as usual," Kase says happily.

"Well then not happening now come here," I say kindly.

"What did I do something wrong," Kase innocently ask.

"Yes I have been here ten whole minutes and have not gotten even a hug how rude," I say smirking.

"Your a big boy surley you don't need a hug," Kase says teasingly.

"Well then how bout a kiss," I say.

"Depends when was the last time you cussed," Kase ask.

"The day Raditz left I believe and it was in a dream," I reply smirking.

"Ok not because you went that long doing the impossible but because your so cute," Kase says leaning in to kiss me. We stood there kissing for at least two minutes.

"If I get a kiss that good for being cute what do I get for being strong," I ask teasingly.

"For that you get a pillow in the head," Kase says grabbing a pillow off the bed and hitting me with it.

"Well then some one is just asking for a pillow fight and I warn you I never lose," I say smirking.

"Don't think your going to win you see I'm a girl and it's a known fact girls rule at pillow fights," Kase says confidentlly.

"We'll see about that," I says hitting Kase with a pillow. We continue on like this for an hour.

"You give up Vegeta," Kase ask hitting me with one of the last pillows in the room that is now covered in feathers from most the pillows in the room.

"Never as prince of Vegeta-sei it is my job to win this pillow fight," I say laughing as I hit Kase and my pillow became useless.

"Yes I win my pillow isn't useless yet," Kase says hitting me yet again with the pillow,"correction wasn't yet useless."


"This fight is not yet over to Kakarots room and his pillows," Vegeta says like he's about to charge into war tiptoeing to the door and opening it.

"Should we realy go wake him just to steal his pillows," I whisper.

"Well if your willing to admit defeat," Vegeta simply replies.

"Well then lead the way," I say following Vegeta to Kakarots room we qiuetly sneak in and begin to steal all of his pillows and take them back to Vegeta's room after ten minutes not even the pillow under Kakarot's head was left in the room.

"Now I believe we had a pillow fight to finish," Vegeta says.

"And if we run out of pillows again we go to Raditz's room," I say smacking Vegeta with a pillow and four hours later we are once again out of pillows. And have stolen the pillows out of every room in the palace occupied or not except for king Vegetea's room.

"Well let's go my father is the only one with pillows in the palace," Vegeta says.

"Alright but if he catches us I'm putting the blame on you," I say as they head to the kings room.

"You started this," Vegeta says.

"You should have surrendered," I say as we reach the door Vegeta quietly opens it we quickly steal all of his pillows. Then sneak back to the room now full of feathers we were litteraly walking on nothing but feathers unable to see the floor or the bed for that matter.

"Well looks like this will decide the winner," Vegeta says smacking me with a pillow. By the time the alarm went off at seven indicating it was time for breakfast we were both down to our last pillows.

"I shall win this time," I say hitting Vegeta while he hit me until my pillow was useless and Vegeta got one hit after that indicating that he had won our seven hour battle.

"Sorry looks like I win and for my prize I want another kiss," Vegeta says laughing at all the feathers in his room.

"Not now were going to be late for breakfast it's five minutes after seven," I say running out of the room to the dinning hall.

"Fine but you still owe me one," Vegeta says running after me. I walk in a minute before he does.

"Kase your two minutes late for breakfast," father sternly says.

"Sorry I didn't mean to be," I say appologetically.

"Why is there a feather in your hair," Raditz ask noticing my hair I just shrug pretending not to know.

"Were all of your pillows gone when you woke nobody in the palace seems to have any," Kakarot says through a mouth full of food.

"Even mine and my fathers but who would be stupid enough to steal from us," Tarble says.

"Why would anyone want to steal pillows," King Vegeta ask nobody really.

"Perhaps father they wanted more pillows than they all ready had," Vegeta says walking into the room.

"Vegeta your back," Kakarot ask unsurprised.

"Why is it you also have feathers in your hair," Raditz says pointing to Vegeta's hair.

"Welcome home son," King Vegeta says.

"Thanks for returing," Tarble sarcastically says.

"Tarble move your in Vegeta's seat," father says to the younger prince.

"So when exactally did you arrive back," King Vegeta ask.

"Around midnight," Vegeta says.

"Really Vegeta you wouldn't have a good reason to have feathers in your hair," Nappa ask now noticing the feathers.

"Of course I was in a pillow fight," Vegeta says.

"He did say someone might need more pillows and steal them," I say.


"I take it this fight was against Kase," Bardock ask.

"Yes it took seven hours and every pillow in the palace but I won," I say happily.

"Next time you plan on having a pillow fight Vegeta invite me," my father says as the food for breakfast is finally brought out.


- A pillow fight for seven hours sounds fun I wish I could have pillow fight like that any ways please review all reviews are appreciated and for now I say see you later