chapter12 a prank
I head to the kitchen for breakfast surprisingly I'm the last one there I'm always first or at least second never have I been the last saiyan at the breakfast table ever.
"Kakarot we were beginning to think something happened to you," Raditz says to me with a laugh.
"Just managed to sleep through hunger," I say with a laugh scrating the back of my head.
"How is gravity training going," Vegeta ask Bulma,Chi-Chi and Nappa.
"We need the sign up sheet back these two are bringing me way back," Nappa says in complaint.
"Get over it Nappa we'll be headed home before you know it," King Vegeta says with a frown.
"Now what makes you so sure are you suggesting the harpy is close to reaching super saiyan," Vegeta says with a frown.
"Don't be rediculous he's too busy to pay them mind," Bardock says with a laugh.
"With your spying," Raditz says with a snarl.
"Don't be rediculous Vegeta found all our camera's and destroyed them if we replace them he does it again I'm afraid your fans are getting merely reruns for the time being," King Vegeta says with a frown.
"Can't help you with that I'm with Vegeta on that one," I say with a smile.
"Well I'm glad you stopped I hate cameras if you hadn't noticed," Kase says with a frown.
"A pathetic fear," Nappa mumbles.
"Every saiyan has their fear mine is needles," I say with a frown at Nappa.
"Not every saiyan Kakarot unless you expect me to believe Vegeta has fear," Kase says with a laugh.
"He has a fear of worms," Raditz says laughing.
"I do not fear them there just disgusting and are worthless creatures," Vegeta says defensivly.
"So if I did this you wouldn't mind," Bardock says putting a pile of worms infront of Vegeta who picks them up and boredly throws them at Bardock.
"Alright Vegeta what is your fear," King Vegeta ask his son.
"Ask Kakarot he may know," Vegeta says in reply.
"Vegeta's greatest fear is nothing I know," I say with a smile.
"Well we all know mine is cameras, Raditz's being bald, Kakarot's needles," Kase says with a small laugh.
"My only fear has already been lived I'm afraid," King Vegeta says with a frown.
"What is your fear father," Vegeta ask curriously.
"That'd I'd have to raise you alone and if that wasn't bad enough it got worse with Tarble then he caused it to come true," King Vegeta says with a frown deep on his face.
"We all know my greatest fear," Bardock says laughing.
"Is it mom because I don't think you've always knew her so does that mean you conquerd the other fear," I ask with a smile.
"Of course it's your mother you've seen her angry," Bardock says with wide eyes.
"Shouldn't the royalty of your planet be your only fear and only when in major trouble," Vegeta says with a smirk.
"What is your only fear Vegeta surely you have one your keeping secret," Kase says to him flirtasiously.
"Just the same fear as my great grandfather but only him and I know and he took it to his grave," Vegeta says to her in reply.
"So how exactally would you know it," Bulma ask suspciously.
"Rumor has it his ghost roams the palace at night every now and then and speaks with only Vegeta," King Vegeta says with a sigh.
"Actually every so many years he's granted one day to leave other world and join the living for having been such a great king," Vegeta says with a smirk.
"So Nappa what's yours," I ask currious.
"Anyone stonger than me," Nappa says with a frown.
"Come on Vegeta what's your fear," Chi-Chi probs him.
"My fear is not something I flaunt around damn it the only thing a saiyan should fear truly is fear it's self and that is not my fear so shut the hell up before I kill you," Vegeta furiously yells banging a fist on the table splitting it in half.
"It's alright Vegeta she doesn't know how to control her new found saiyan curriousity," Kase says calmly to him surprisingly he calms down get's up and leaves the room.
"Kakarot start packing your things have the others do so as well we're going home," Vegeta's voice says ringing through my scouter.
"Yes prince Vegeta right away," I respond back to him.
"What does he want," Raditz ask me curriously.
"Pack up guys we're going home," I say to them all.
"When do we leave," Bulma ask with a sigh knowing we'd be taking her and Chi-Chi as well now that they're sayians.
"Don't know he didn't say but I know it's soon very soon," I say with a sigh getting up and heading to my room and gathering some of the things I've gained here on Earth over the past couple of weeks. I take my few posessions I want to take home to my room aboard the ship. I look down the halls and see most every one else is done as well Bulma and Chi-Chi must still be inside.
"This planet is like a home away from home planet wise at least," Raditz says coming up behind me.
"Yes but were going to our real home Vegetasei with our home and our home away from home called Vegeta's home," I say with a sorrowful laugh.
"Your not upset because we're leaving are you," Raditz says questionly.
"No it's Vegeta he never just up and decides to leave with out good reason and I doubt it was that conversation about fears," I say to my brother with a sigh.
"Don't forget I know him better than anyone his plan has got to be close enough to done that it can be completed at home," Raditz says sighing and unboarding the ship heading for the kitchen where he knows will be probably picking up a snack why didn't I think of that I hurry to catch up to him which doesn't take long he's only walking.
"Looking for a snack are we boys," Mrs. Briefs ask us upon walking into the kitchen.
"One last one from here at least we're leaving soon very soon don't know when but it's soon," Raditz says sighing as he grabs a pie out of the fridge.
"Kakarot get out of the kitchen and get on the ship everyone's packed and ready to go we're waiting on the two of you," Vegeta's voice rings through my scouter leaving very soon indeed.
"Let's go Raditz they're waiting on us," I say grabbing a pie as well not wanting to miss out. We walk fast pace to the ship eating our pies the whole way I got cherry I think Raditz grabbed apple. We board the ship and the doors immediatley close and the ship takes off soon after.
"Surley your not going to miss the food that much," King Vegeta says behind us with a laugh.
"You just never know," Raditz says sighing clearly not thinking of the food the one thing we both noticed boarding the ship was that Bulma and Chi-Chi were not here for whatever reason Vegeta left them on Earth.
"I see you came to like those human girls or saiyan I guess is what they are now they belong there boys maybe one day they can join us and our race on Vegetasei but not until they are ready," King Vegeta says to us with a sigh.
"I guess," I say in responce to him.
"You are a wise king," Raditz says with a laugh.
"Can I help it," King Vegeta says laughing. I walk to my room and spend most the day there it's going to be a long two days to Vegetasei for me and Raditz both. I lie on the bed staring at the ceiling and slowly drift off to sleep.
three weeks later
"Vegeta what's wrong you seem depressing and not in your normal way," Kase ask me as I lie on our bed staring at nothing particular I heave a sigh and look at her.
"I feel guilty Raditz and Kakarot just aren't the same as they used to be," I say with little volume to my voice.
"Now what'll make you feel better we've all been cooped up in the palace too long let's go," Kase says getting up and heading to the door with a determined look on her face.
"What exactally are you planning," I ask her with a frown as I pull on my white boots and gloves.
"The one thing you'll not comprehend today clearly your plan isn't finished so if you won't tell me what it is I'm going to at least cheer up my brothers," Kase says with a weak smile.
"Now why would we do that my plan is going perfectly I'll admit without those two here I can't finish but still," I say with a smirk as I trail off at the end.
"Good now we're going to go get them," Kase says opening the door.
"Why bother going to Earth they're already here," I say to her with a smirk.
"What do you mean they're here," Kase ask me wide eyed.
"Well if the grumps would go home they'd find a surprise I told your mom the entire plan via scouter well most of it I left out a few parts I had been working on something while on earth that makes someones ki impossible to sense no matter what," I say with a smirk at the look on my mate's face mate I still feel weird about it having one a week ago we had the ceremony makeing it official to the kingdom which is my planet near everyone turned out for though I don't know why.
"You royal jackass you've been tormenting my brothers over nothing," Kase yells at me throwing a pillow.
"Now we're not starting that again you'll just lose," I say grabbing a pillow and hitting her with it.
"Wait we have to let your father in on this or we're dead," Kase says stopping the fight.
"So be it because if he wants to join a pillow fight he must learn to look for them," I say hitting her again this fight ends up being practically an exact repeat of the last one as I get in my victory hit we both colapse laughing in all the feathers as we hear a furious knock at the door. The door opens with great effort and my father and Bardock stroll in none to happy.
"What did I say about the pillow fights," my father yells at us.
"In my defense when this all started I reminded him you'd be angry for being left out again," Kase says trying to get out of trouble.
"Vegeta are you trying to upset the entire kingdom," Bardock snarls at me.
"Hey if Kakarot and Raditz would stop moping long enough to listen when I tell them to go home I can gurantee you they'll be happy," I say with a smirk.
"Yes that is what started this pillow fight apparently Vegeta has Bulma and Chi-Chi at home with mom since we arrived back," Kase says scowling at me.
"You know I don't even want to know," Bardock says turning to leave.
"Don't think your getting out of this the maids aren't going to be happy to clean this mess again," father says frowning at me.
"Next time we'll use more pillows and invite you sheesh no need to be a grump," I say rolling my eyes he walks away not saying anything more.
"Go tell Kakarot and Raditz now," Kase says to me scowling.
"Depends do I get a kiss for winning yet again," I ask with a playful smirk.
"What do you think," Kase responds with a frown.
"Fine but your going to regret this," I say trudgeing out of the room to where Kakarot and Raditz we're lieing around.
"What is it Vegeta," Kakarot ask with a sigh.
"Go home you two," I say with a frown.
"We told you nothing is making us leave yet," Raditz says with slight anger in his voice.
"Well to bad your sister is pissed at me because I didn't bother telling you two why I want you go home and she didn't find out until right before our pillow fight," I say with a scowl at them.
"Fine why do you want us to go home," Kakarot ask angry now.
"Well let's say if you would have done so when I told you to three days after getting back you wouldn't be this way right now instead you could be doing whatever it is you do with those two earth born saiyans that are stuck with only your mom for company," I say with a sigh bored of this conversation.
"Wait they've been here this whole damn time Vegeta your such a royal jackass," Raditz yells at me almost powering up by the look on his face.
"Now you sound like your sister now would go home I'm sure your mom has loved not seeing you two," I say growing bored and walking away.
"What made you finally tell us because I get the feeling it wasn't Kase," Kakarot says with suspision.
"Fine I felt guilty I wanted my annoying bickering friends back to normal," I yell at them they both get giant grins on their faces.
"You admitted it we're friends," Kakarot says jumping with glee.
"Not if you keep behaving like that were not," I say coldly to him he ceases his jumping. He just sits down next to Raditz who had already taken a seat back on the ground Kase comes walking over to us not much later.
"Glad to see your happy again Vegeta tell you," Kase ask them with a smile.
"Yep we're not going back right now though Vegeta just admitted were his friends we must stay and enjoy the moment," Raditz says with a determined smile.
"Aw Vegeta that's not fair your nicer to them than you are me," Kase says with a playful pout.
"What makes you say that your the one I don't beat up when I'm angry," I say with a laugh.
"Well thanks but not what I meant," Kase says pouting at me still.
"Trust me you get more of the nice side of Vegeta in one minute than we have our entire lives," Kakarot says with a laugh.
"Not anymore she doesn't she refused to give me a kiss for winning our pillow fight I said she'll regret and now she will," I say with an almost evil laugh.
"What's that supposed to mean," Kase ask me angerly.
"Well sis can't be good," Kakarot says laughing at her.
"I think I know it means no more risk of us puking our guts out," Raditz says with a laugh.
"Now Raditz you've known me too long," I say with a laugh that's exactally what I had in mind though not those exact words.
"Vegeta are you sure that's the smartest decision you met Kase we all know how she can be when furious," Kakarot says terror in his voice a frown on his face.
"Yes but who could be worse than be when I'm furrious," I say smirking at them.
"What makes you think I'm going to be furious," Kase practically screams at us.
"Let's go boys your mom is probably going nuts she was being to generous to accept those two into your home," I say heaving a sigh and taking to the sky Raditz and Kakarot follow pursuit. We fly at top speed to their home and land. I walk into the house with Kakarot and Raditz and spot the three of them in the kitchen cooking.
"Hi mom we're home," Raditz says with a small laugh she turns around grinning her face flooded with relief.
"Sorry I didn't get them back sooner they just don't comprehend surprise so I had to tell them that you need rescuing from those two in order to get them to come besides you can't prank the elites with these two depressed," I say with a laugh.
"What I don't get a hug from anyone," Kakarot says in a pouty voice at that Chi-Chi turns around smothering him with a hug.
"That Kakarot is why you never ask for hugs," Raditz says with a laugh looking at his brother.
"Well then we should fix that," Bulma says smirking and giving Raditz a hug while he tries without sucess to pry her off.
"Vegeta help," Kakarot and Raditz say to me in pleading voices.
"Get off them I need them for pranks and I'll not have you go and crush their spines," I say in a menacing voice they both reluctantly let go of their catch. All of a sudden I feel someone behind me giving me a hug I tense immediately.
"Too bad you didn't say a thing about your spine," Kase says from behind me.
"Get off," I say menacingly to her.
"Not going to work," she says squeezing me tighter.
"As crown prince of Vegetasei I order you to release me," I yell at her.
"Not going to work as the new princess I'm not releasing you," Kase says with laughter.
"You'll let go," I say calmly with a smirk.
"No I won't," Kase says as if to prove a point she squeezes all the tighter. I let out a laugh as I power up to my full strength she releases me finally.
"Told you," I say laughing at her.
"Jackass that hurts you know your ki aura is way hotter than mine even when I'm at full power," Kase practically screams at me.
"Kase watch your language young lady," her mother scolds her I crack up laughing.
"This is fun and all but I must prepare for Tarble's death defying prank I set up," I say through my laughter.
"Wait you set up a prank without us," Kakarot ask hurt in his voice.
"No all those pranks you helped me with during your glum are all part of this," I say laughing.
"How is it none of them have taken effect," Raditz ask suspiciously.
"I have my ways now for the final part I'll need a volunteer Bulma or Chi-Chi who's up for it," I say laughing.
"I don't know who's Tarble besides he hasn't done anything to us," Bulma says with a frown.
"Come on guys he used your names," Raditz says pleadingly.
"Tarble is Vegeta's little brother and until after we got back from that first mission I didn't like the idea of being mean to him now I know why he's annoying as hell," Kase says to them pleadingly.
"Kase what is with you," her mother scolds yet again.
"For once I can say it wasn't me though mose of the time it is aimed at me," I say with slight laughter.
"Alright I'll do it what do you need done," Bulma says volunteering.
"You just need to call him say that there is a problem in the gardens and nobody can get a hold of anybody else," I say explaining all that she needs to do.
"Sounds simple enough," Bulma says with a sigh.
"Excellent," is all I say as I take to the air to find the perfect spot to watch Tarbles doom this will be fun. Kakarot and Raditz are right behind me land just in time to spot Tarble get honey dumped on him he screams and runs right into some feathers, water dumps on his head and as he walks dazzily around his clothes catch fire I knew it was a good idea having super absoarbant clothes Tarble in a panick jumps into the pool which I filled with clothe eating acid it burns on skin but it's harmless.
"Man Vegeta best ever," Raditz says laughing.
"So true," Kakarot says walking out and clapping at Tarble, Raditz and I joining in.
"Jerk this hurts your the wost brother in the world," Tarble screams as he runs inside as fast as he can his face red from embarrasement likely since he's naked I'd be embarrased to if I were that unfortunate.
"I didn't know Tarble was a girl," Kakarot says with a laugh yet he looks to believe it.
"Tarble is a boy I think it's a hard to tell I didn't realize I'd need a magnifying glass just to be able to tell," Raditz says through his laughter.
"I'm sure the doctors couldn't have made that big of a mistake besides they'd definately make sure," I say through my fits of laughter best of all this is all on video.
"Bulma and Kase are going to want to see that," Kakarot says laughing.
"Why would anyone want to see that when I'm here," Raditz says selfloveingly.
"I meant the prank in general pervert you think I want my little sister seeing that if it was even there," Kakarot yells at his brother.
"I got it all on video I was thinking about giving it to our fathers so they can perhaps sell it," I say with a laugh.
"Maybe the king will have someone check if he's a boy again before he does to make it more fun," Raditz says laughing.
"I feel sorry for whatever girl get's that task," Kakarot says laughing.
"Right as long as it's not our girls or sister I could care less," Raditz says laughing.
"Kase doesn't ever need to see one of those yes Vegeta I'm talking to you," Kakarot says to me with slight seriousness.
"Would you like to take it up with my father I need a heir to the throne remember," I say laughing at him.
"You wouldn't dare," Raditz tells me menacigly.
"Fine I'll do my best to keep it at kissing only but truthfully I think your just being over protective," I say with a smirk.
"She's are sister of course we are," Kakarot yells at me.
"I chose for her to be sent to your home remember that," I say menacigly to him.
"Kakarot relax he's right were over protective but not nearly as much as father," Raditz says smirking.
"Sure about that you know the plan I told you about between our fathers that plan was Kase becomeing my mate," I say with a smirk from the looks on their faces.
"Betrayed by our own father," Kakarot dramatically and angerly says.
"Now let's find the upside at least we know Vegeta, she'll be safe from harm and Vegeta knows he can't take the two of us at full strength so he'll keep himself tucked away," Raditz says trying to calm Kakarot.
"Did I mention it may be a little too late for that," I say with an innocent laugh.
"Vegeta I'm going to kill you if you touched my sister," Kakarot says threatenigly.
"Calm down I'm just talking about walking out of the shower not dressed the most I've touched her is when kissing," I say with a smirk on my face.
"How do you expect us to trust you," Raditz snarls at me.
"Perfect no lieing record, prince of your race, and as you would put it best friend I wouldn't do that to you guys not yet at least," I say with an innocent smile.
"Not ever," Kakarot says glaring.
"Need an heir," I point out to him.
"Fine when she is fourty eight," Raditz says with a scowl I roll my eyes at them.
"Gross that's old," I say with a frown.
"Maybe to us now but let's not forget we live to be hundreds of years old," Kakarot says using his brain for once.
"I'll think on it and let you know when," I say with a sly smirk on my face they stare at me going pale and not from fear likely.
