Tuesday

I actually can't wait for tomorrow! Apparently the whole school is having a barbecue with hot dogs and beef burgers and everything. And what's even better is that Fregley has been banned for hygiene reasons so I don't have to worry about going to the mental ward yet. And it is all FREE! So I don't have to worry about not being able to go. Speaking of Fregley he actually hasn't been at school for the last few days. Not saying that I actually care but I really wonder where he is, I told Rowley's this and he just said that maybe is ill but I don't think so. The only thing that could have made him ill is that fungi infection in his belly button but that was removed last Tuesday so I'm all puzzled up.

Things are really starting to look up again because dad told Rodrick off last night for dumping all the spaghetti Bolognese he didn't eat down the sink and let's just say that the plumber didn't have the best job ever! Hip Hip Hooray! For the first time since like forever many just c=got told off but I really can't blame them because he just pulled the last straw.

You see mom had brought this brand new cooker that she was very proud of and wouldn't let anyone touch because it was 'special' and 'meant something' to her. Of course Manny, like he always does didn't pay any attention to that and just began to draw on it with the leftover sauce from the Spaghetti last night! And Mom just blew it; she started saying how she got 2 devils from hell. And then that got me thinking either she forgot how to count, forgot she had THREE sons or she meant that one of them wasn't so bad at all. And I hope that is me because I am looking to get a new pair of shorts this weekend as my old ones have a hole tight in the inconvenient place!

Wednesday

What a rubbish party, it was so bad I left half way through! Let me explain. First we got there and everybody had to wait outside till they just finished off the food. And Chirag, who is normally quite, asked Rowley if he wanted to play ball so first I was left alone on a bench by myself. But things got worse when Chirag tried to show off and hit the ball so hard that it landed on the barbecued next to all of the beef burgers which flew off and landed on the court.

There was no way that I was eating any of those and a lot of people got the same idea too so when they announced there was food we all ran to the hotdogs. However by a lot of people got the same idea too I meant everyone that was there so after 3 hours of queuing I didn't get any Hotdogs and that's when they ran out and we all got sent home! Worst of all is that I was second to next in line and Rowley had managed to get TWO yes TWO hotdogs.

On the way back I was pretty grim and especially with Rowley just finishing of his first hotdog and moving on to his second. I think Rowley must have noticed and felt sorry for me because he took the hotdog bun off and began eating eat and when he had finished he asked if I wanted any. Now the hotdog was swimming in ketchup which I don't mind but I didn't really wanted to get my hands dirty as we have another 20mins to go and after Mom got fed up of me living off used clothes she said that she would wash it but not again so I can't wipe the ketchup on my trousers.

Rowley then did something I can't believe. He went to the nearest tree, picked up a twig and poked the hotdog on the end! And then went and said 'Hot dog on a stick' with this grinning face. I was obviously mortified so I just wasting a perfectly good Hotdog so I picked it up and threw it on the road. Unfortunately I forgot to check if any cars were driving past and I hit one!And guess who it was?It was Mr. Jefferson, Rowley's dad and he wasn't at all pleases. He got out the car and grabbed Rowley pulling him into the car like he was kidnapping him and drove away with a half ketchup covered car! So let's just say that the ban may be extended for another few years also.

What came to my surprise was that about 10 mins after their car was parked at the side of the road. Well, apparently when I threw the ketchup covered Hotdog and it hit the bonnet some of the sauce and leaked into the engine and caused the car to stop. Then when Mr. Jefferson opened the bonnet loads of oil and ketchup squirted out and drenched him. This explains for the half grey, half red Mr. Jefferson that came out of the car!

And that that night and probably the rest of my life I am grounded!