Katniss was enjoying another hunt and snog in the woods with Gale. She sighed as Gale nibbled on her lips. His kisses were filling like meat unlike the gentle kisses with Peeta in the cave in the arena. Those only filled her like a light pastry. She sighed. "Peeta."
"WHAT! Gale yelped. He pulled back and stared at his hunting partner. "PEETA?"
"I - your kisses - are so much different than Peeta's." Katniss stammered.
"Well, I'm sorry I don't measure up to Bread Boy!" Gale yelled as he began to stomp away.
"GALE! GALE! WAIT!" Katniss hollered. She ran after him. "Gale - I know I think about Peeta a lot because we were in the Games, but you're my hunting partner! You're - I'm - I'm your girl!"
"I thought you were the Girl on Fire." Gale muttered.
"I am - but I -I'm your hunter girl!" Ignoring the buzzing coming from her hunting bag, Katniss threw Gale down to the ground and kissed him.
"Expecting some soup from your mentor?" Gale muttered. He received a slap in reply.
"NO! I'm expecting some love from my hunter!" Katniss growled straddling Gale. He gasped as she gripped him with her knees. "C'mon, Snare Boy!"
"What - about - Peeta?" Gale panted as Katniss brushed her fingers in patterns across his face before kissing him.
"We'll see when we meet. But he's not here now, is he?" Katniss was aware of a buzzing sound, but ignored it as she and Gale began a full-blown make-out session.
"Oooooh! GAAAAAAALE!" Katniss moaned as Gale sucked hard on her neck. He pulled off her worn shirt as Katniss ran her hands over his moaned and screamed each other's names in between kisses.
"Well well well, I guess you really are Hunter's Girl, Sweetheart!" Katniss rolled off of Gale and screamed.
"GALE! GIVE ME BACK MY SHIRT!" Katniss screamed wrapping her arms around herself. She pulled on her shirt and looked over at Haymitch who was typing on his iPhone and cackling evilly to himself. "HAYMITCH!"
"You were in make-out meadow, sweetheart." Haymitch replied. Katniss pulled out her iPhone and groaned.
BreadforKatniss: Katniss? Chat meeting in two hours.
BreadforKatniss: Katniss? KATNISS!
BreadforKatniss: **KATNISS!** WHERE ARE YOU? YOU BETTER NOT BE WITH GALE!
BreadforKatniss: Katniss? I have bread.
BreadforKatniss: Katniss - I fed Prim some bread.
BreadforKatniss: KATNISS! WHERE IN THE NAME OF SNOW ARE YOU? I jogged ALL AROUND THE TOWN SQUARE and I even went to the SEAM! WHERE ARE YOU? HAYMIIIIIITCH! *****HAYMITCH***** HELP ME!
BreadforKatniss: ****HAYMITCH I'M SERIOUS!* I will make Woof raise her alcohol prices by 300% if you don't HELP ME RIGHT NOW!
DrunkSeamGuy: Dang it, Peeta! You chat messaged me AND knocked on my door! AND IM'ed me AGAIN after I kicked you out! WHADDYA WANT?
BreadforKatniss: PUT YOUR LIQUOR DOWN! I CAN'T FIND KATNISS!
DrunkSeamGuy: Alright, I'll go out to the fence. You just sit tight. Well, I smell your oven. You burnt your bread, Bread Boy.
BreadforKatniss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES! They're my stress-relief cookies! Nooooooooooooo!
DrunkSeamGuy: Found her. In Make Out Meadow. Give ya three guesses as with who...
BreadforKatniss: KATNISS! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN LOOOOOOOOVE! I lost a LEG FOR YOU! KATNISSS!
Huntergirl: Peeta, SHUT UP! Technically you lost a leg because you pissed Cato off! AND you would have DIED had I not found you after you painted yourself into the ground.
BreadforKatniss: CAMOFLAUGED! I was wearing my own designer camo.
Huntergirl: Whatever. I'm coming back with Haymitch.
"Do you have to go now?" Gale asked pouting while sitting on the ground, his shirt still off.
"Yeah." Katniss said. "See you tomorrow." Haymitch made gagging noises as Katniss and Gale kissed once more. They entered the district again and made their way to Victors' Village. They were too mad to speak to each other, so they walked and typed on their iPhones.
DrunkSeamGuy: Never and I repeat NEVER get ME involved with the Star-Crossed-Lovers-are-bickering thing EVER AGAIN!
Huntergirl: It wasn't me, it was PEETA!
DrunkSeamGuy: Well tell him to cool it!
Huntergirl: I do! I tell him to just go and stuff himself with cookies to de-stress, but he whines about how it will affect his training.
DrunkSeamGuy: Tell him to punch something.
Huntergirl: He doesn't want to be like Cato.
DrunkSeamGuy: Tell him to drink something.
Huntergirl: He doesn't want to turn into YOU either!
DrunkSeamGuy: Thanks, Sweetheart.
Huntergirl: PEETA BREAD MELLARK!
BreadforKatniss:"Bread" is NOT my MIDDLE NAME! And you made me drop my COOKIE because I had to ANSWER! *WHAT!*
Huntergirl: WHAT THE HECK!
BreadforKatniss: WHAT THE HECK! YOU were MAKING OUT!
Huntergirl: YOU get all jealous and pouty because I have to help Gale hunt because UNLIKE US, he doesn't get a Victor's salary in the mines and he has his mom and siblings to feed!
BreadforKatniss: So how does MAKING OUT with him help the situation?
Huntergirl: I HUNT, PEETA!
BreadforKatniss: And MAKE OUT!
Huntergirl: BUT I STILL HUNT! Do you WANT me to loose my archery skills and leave you to die in the arena? Do YOU want to try and kill Snow?
BreadforKatniss: Fine. Fine. Geez.
WhiteandNerdy: Seriously, I hacked into the 4G network for THIS?
BreadforKatniss: Holy crap! Other people can see this chat?
SorryIaxedYou: We were supposed to begin the chat session 5 minutes ago, brainless! Beetee just kept the timeframe open so we could notify each other.
By that time, Katniss had reached Haymitch's house where Peeta was standing on the porch glaring at them with his arms crossed. "Before we start the chat, kiss and make up." Haymitch grabbed their iPhones from them. "Go on."
"Sorry." Peeta muttered.
"Sorry." Katniss said between gritted teeth. They shook hands very stiffly.
"Did I stutter? I said KISS and make up!" Katniss looked at Peeta who had a longing look in his eyes. She rolled her eyes and thought about it. Peeta's kisses really were rather gentle. She sighed and they kissed ever so briefly on the lips. "Thank you. Now let's get on with the chat." Haymitch plopped himself down at the dining room table, handed his fellow victors their iPhones and gulped down a generous amount of liquor.
A/N: I figured since Susan Collins has whole chapters devoted to Star Crossed Drama, I would have one of my own :D Though not as long as hers! :D :D
