Peeta and Katniss glared at each other at Haymitch's table. Haymitch shook his head and drained his first bottle of alcohol. The three of them looked down at their iPhones as the chat began.

WhiteandNerdy: Right so, last time we were discussing District 13. That's where we will go after the Quell. Obviously we need to get through the Quell first. Fortunately we have a major official on our side. Plutarch Heavensbee is the Head Gamemaker and is very high up in Rebel command.

BreadforKatniss: Whoa - hold on - if there's a head gamemaker on our side, can't he just end the games?

SorryIaxedYou: Do you realize how much that would piss off the Capital?

Huntergirl: F THE CAPITAL!

BreadforKatniss: Katniss - I - wow - I've never heard you drop the F bomb.

DrunkSeamGuy: Just get her drunk.

Huntergirl: HAYMITCH SHUT UP!

NutsformyVolts: Once Beetee clipped part of his finger with wire-cutters and I heard him

WhiteandNerdy: [blushing] Yes, dear, you heard me screaming obscenities all the way from the second floor.

NutsformyVolts: Oh, Beetee, I sent Plutarch your report on your wire that

WhiteandNerdy: That I'm going to use in the Quell? Thank you. Um - yes, part of the plan involves using the wire to take down the arena.

HottieinaSpeedo: Do you know anything else about the arena?

Huntergirl: We're going to die in it :P STUPID CAPITAL!

WhiteandNerdy: No no NO, we are all not going to die in it. I know about the force-field and the plan revolves around that. We're getting out of there, don't worry.

SorryIaxedYou: Well, Katniss is sorta right. Sorry, guys, but the Capital is going to get REAL suspicious if suddenly the tributes stop dying. There will be 1 and 2 that are going to be typical killing machines and will go at each other or other people. There's the people that will probably find ways to die on their own, and then there's us.

NutsformyVolts: Whatever happens Beetee should be protected even if

HottieinaSpeedo: Uh - Beetee?... Beetee, you have a sentence to finish.

BreadforKatniss: Um - I think she means even if she dies. I know I'd lay down my life for the Girl on Fire that I love so much...

WhiteandNerdy: :''''''( Hon, you are JUST as important to this plan as the rest of us! We need your intuitive problem solving skills.

NutsformyVolts: ((HUGS)) :*

WhiteandNerdy: :'''* ((HUGS)) Oh, Wiress my sweetheart, I want to celebrate our 21st anaversary holding you in my arms next year. I can't live without you!

NutsformyVolts: :* :* :* ((HUGS)) I love my Beetee!

HottieinaSpeedo: aaaaaaaaaaaw... :D I want to have hot swimmer babies with Annie one day!

BreadforKatniss: *sigh* Oh, Katniss, this is what love looks like when it's not fake... :( I want that to be you and me!

Huntergirl: Yeah, love is real when it isn't tainted by the STUPID CAPITAL!

BreadforKatniss: Or tainted by GALE!

Huntergirl: SERIOUSLY, PEETA? DID YOU **REALLY HAVE TO GO THERE**

DrunkSeamGuy: SHUT UP YOU TWO! You are already TYPING your argument, you DO NOT HAVE TO YELL ACROSS THE TABLE!

SorryIaxedYou: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! ****LOVE STINKS! GET OVER IT!**** Sappily married couple, save it for AFTER we all log off, Star-Crossed-Fake-Lovers, quit being Drama Queens! THANK YOU!

HottieinaSpeedo: So - um - did you have anything else for us, Beetee?

WhiteandNerdy: Um, so Plutarch doesn't want to give EVERYTHING away, but he said watch for clues in the environment about how the arena works and the timing of our sponsor gifts.

BreadformyKatniss: Well, at least we have you and your wife as the brainiacs :D YAY!

WhiteandNerdy: Oh yeah, who's all going in 12?

DrunkSeamGuy: The drama queens.

Huntergirl: HAYMITCH!

DrunkSeamGuy: HEY! WHY DID YOU POUR MY LIQUOR DOWN THE DRAIN!

BreadformyKatniss: Apparently calling her a drama queen makes her mad if you're not GALE! OW, SHE SLAPPED ME!

HottieinaSpeedo: Oh yes, and Mags and I are going :) Mags is like the queen of fishing!

LoveToFish: O Finn is sso kindd!

SorryIaxedYou: I'm going. My district partner will find some way to die early, so he won't be in the alliance. I'm sticking with you guys though. You'll need it, trust me.

DrunkSeamGuy: Ok, just so I know as a mentor, you all will be an alliance in the arena?

SorryIaxedYou: Unfortunately.

NutsformyVolts: I'm sure it won't be bad because you'll have

WhiteandNerdy: You'll have people with a lot of various skills. Ok, well, wow - we ate up a lot of 4G! Um, next chat is not for two weeks so the Capital doesn't get suspicious. Until next time!

[end chat session]