Katniss got home and ate dinner. She went to her room so she wouldn't have to listen to Prim teasing her. Her iPhone buzzed and she signed into the Panem Online Chatroom.
WhiteandNerdy: Greetings, Victors, thought we'd discuss training today! How did it go?
HottieinaSpeedo: District 4 was priviledged to witniss a hawt hawt man swimming near the South Beach. OH YEAH!
LoveToFish: I fished witth my own hhokss
NutsformyVolts: My Beetee and I walked for a few hours
WhiteandNerdy: around the district. We kept a decent pace, and Wiress didn't feel faint :)
SorryIaxedYou: Yeah because you two will spend the whole time just strolling around the arena arm in arm...
NutsformyVolts: I held his arm :) :)
HunterGirl: Lay off them, Jo! At least they can walk around! Beetee's going to have to walk around with that wire thing! Oh yeah, we ran around and climbed trees and did some knives and I attempted to teach an archery lesson.
DrunkSeamGuy: Yeah, Katniss had her hand up Bread Boy's pants and then she tackled him before they made out.
HottieinaSpeedo: Wooooo! Katniss! HAWT TRAINING SESSION!
Huntergirl: HAYMITCH, SHUT UP!
SorryIaxedYou: He was exxagerating and making you sound sketch, brainless!
BreadformyKatniss: Um - Katniss was - helping me climb a tree - Geez, Haymitch, that just sounded sick and wrong.
SorryIaxedYou: I threw some axes around after my punching-bag workout. Then I wrestled with Blight.
DrunkSeamGuy: I'm sure Blight was pleased with your performance.
SorryIaxedYou: He was as a matter of fact :D
WhiteandNerdy: Oh yes, Wiress and I lifted weights and did some stair climbing. So - um - How comfortable do you all feel with your specialty weapons?
HottieinaSpeedo: I speared some tuna fish with a trident last week. Oh yes, and a shark! It was GWEAT!
Huntergirl: I had a good week hunting.
BreadformyKatniss: With GALE!
Huntergirl: SHUT UP Mr. I-can't-climb-trees!
BreadformyKatniss: I guess I'm getting better at knife throwing.
NutsformyVolts: I feel better about walking around. I just want to help my
SorryIaxedYou: You just want to help your Volts with his wire... *sigh* Nerds... I am still A-MAZING with axe throwing. And wrestling.
BreadforKatniss: Wow, Jo, this is the first time you've finished one of Wiress' sentences!
SorryIaxedYou: Oh, little miss Nuts is NUTS about her nerdy hubby Volts. Everyone knows that :P
HottieinaSpeedo: Do I sense a bit of resentment or jealousy on your part, Jo? Wish you were *SAPPILY MARRIED?*
SorryIaxedYou: Finnick, I swear on Snow and half the Capital's dead bodies, if you get an axe in your face in the arena, don't you DARE say you didn't see it coming!
DrunkSeamGuy: Jo, Finn, NO DEATH THREATS! All of you are hopefully going to District 13 after the Quell! Undead. Ok, guys. Um, I guess we'll keep training. Um - do we want to have another chat session before the Quell?
WhiteandNerdy: It certainly can't hurt. Come with any last minute questions or concerns. Keep up the good training, everybody! We can do this! :)
[end chat session]
