Katniss, Peeta, and Haymitch met in Haymitch's house like they did for their very first chat. Katniss sat on Peeta's lap with his arms encircling her waist. They had indeed kissed and made up. Haymitch opened a bottle of liquor and drank heartily. All three of their iPhones buzzed and they answered them simultaneously.

WhiteandNerdy: Greetings, Victors! Welcome to the last chat before the Quell!

BreadformyKatniss: Hi, Beetee!

Huntergirl: Hi!

DrunkSeamGuy: Mmmmmm

Huntergirl: HAYMITCH! You're our mentor! You better NOT be drunk!

DrunkSeamGuy: Just bein' myself, sweetheart!

LoveToFish: Hii finnyy heere too

HottieinaSpeedo! CHECK OUT THE HOTNESS!

SorryIaxedYou: Finnick, REALLY?!

WhiteandNerdy: Wiress is also here. Hon? You need to type.

NutsformyVolts: Beetee wants me to type even though

WhiteandNerdy: Even though she is next to me.

NutsformyVolts: Snuggled in your lap :* :*

SorryIaxedYou: :P ugh the sappiness [gag]

BreadformyKatniss: My girl is sitting on my lap too - OW! Katniss! That hurts my STUMP when you kick my leg!

Huntergirl: And your point is...

DrunkSeamGuy: Guys... ugh! Hey - no sucking face while Volts is burning the 4G!

WhiteandNerdy: Ok, questions / comments / concerns - hit me!

LoveToFish: Ddid Plutarc say wwe neeedd to fish h?

HottieinaSpeedo: Mags, you're volunteering for my Annie?

Huntergirl: If I get out, I want Peeta to get out too.

HottieinaSpeedo: Do we all still get MATCHING JEWLRY?

NutsformyVolts: Do we know any of the people that designed the

WhiteandNerdy: arena?

SorryIaxedYou: If any of you piss me off way too bad, can I pleeeeeease at least maim someone - for the sake of the gamemakers not killing all of us out of sheer bordeom?

DrunkSeamGuy: I better not be the only mentor because I'm bringing my friends Bud and Coors light into the control room!

WhiteandNerdy: Mags - yes, you will need to fish.

LoveToFish: I vollunterr for Annie Finny

WhiteandNerdy: Katniss, we will do our best to keep you and Peeta together throughout this whole ordeal. Hon, remember, we don't contract with the engineers who design arenas, so no I don't know who made this one. I know you'll figure it out, hon. Don't worry. Johanna, only at the *proper time* can you do anything drastic.

DrunkSeamGuy: FINNICK! Do you WANT to make me come over there and BEAT YOU SENSELESS, BOY?

HottieinaSpeedo: WHOOPS! My bad! Um - I just got excited about the possibility of jewlery! Sorry - I thought I was talking to my prep-team for a bit!

DrunkSeamGuy: [SLAP!]

WhiteandNerdy: [zap!] Finnick, I know how to use a wire...

HottieinaSpeedo: GUYS! Sorry! Geez!

Huntergirl: What the heck, Finnick? Oh well, you lost your man points.

HottieinaSpeedo: Oh, Girl on Fire, if you could see what I see in my full length living room mirror, you will definitely know I have *not* lost my MANHOOD!

SorryIaxedYou: EW! FINNICK! SHE MEANT MAN POINTS, BRAINLESS!

BreadformyKatniss: She probably doesn't want to see that EVER, Finnick.

WhiteandNerdy: Finnick, please please do us a favor and at least keep your underwear on in the arena.

NutsformyVolts: Could you please - all of you - please promise

SorryIaxedYou: I'll watch out for Volts, Nuts. Even if it's just to prevent you from having a total breakdown in the arena.

BreadformyKatniss: From one who is only now starting to swim in the depths of love for one person, I will protect your love, Wiress. Because you all are protecting mine.

Huntergirl: I'll shoot anything that even threatens to come near BOTH of you, N&V.

HottieinaSpeedo: I got Beetee's back, Wiress. And yours too.

LoveToFish: We all arre for both oof yuoo yu.

DrunkSeamGuy: Beetee, Wiress, if you need anything giftwise, you two just holler, ok?

NutsformyVolts: Thank you! ((HUGS)) :)

DrunkSeamGuy: Beetee? Hey - Beetee - you still here?

WhiteandNerdy: Yeah - sorry - I had to - um - free my arms for typing. They were sorta pinned to my side.

BreadformyKatniss: Probably in a HUG! AAAAAW! She must really love you, Volts! [sigh.] One day my Girl on Fire and I will be like that - one day!

DrunkSeamGuy: Anyone else have any questions?

Huntergirl: So this Plutarch guy, are we going to meet him?

SorryIaxedYou: Can we beat him up for coordinating the Games for so long? I just wanna ax a gamemaker soooo bad - you guys don't even know!

WhiteandNerdy: No, Jo, you canNOT beat up or axe Plutarch. He's coordinating the revolution now.

Huntergirl: Can we get my mom and Prim and the Hawthornes and

DrunkSeamGuy: and half of the Seam

Huntergirl: SHUT UP, HAYMITCH! yeah - and probably half the Seam - and Peeta's parents to Thirteen? Because that's where the Victors are going after the Quell, right?

WhiteandNerdy: Yes. They'll work on it while we're in the arena. We all just need to make sure to focus on our plan in the arena. Oh, Finnick, we'll get Annie to Thirteen for you too.

HottieinaSpeedo: Because THIS hotness needs his girl!

BreadformyKatniss: Dad and the brothers can come to Thirteen. Mom - well - that's cool if she comes, that's cool if - she has other stuff to do. As long as I'm with my Girl on Fire.

WhiteandNerdy: anything else?

WhiteandNerdy: Ok, well - we'll all meet up again in the Capital! We can talk more in the training sessions. Wow, this is the first Games I'm somewhat looking forward to. And thanks - all of you for pledging to protect myself and my beautiful intelligent nerdy Wiress :) I truly think the odds are in our favor, guys!

[end chat session]