Reason number three! I'm sorry for the huge gaps in updates: I've had lots of chores, and school started. Meaning I now have Bio. Eurgh.

But who cares? On with the story!

Standard Disclaimer Applied.

*Insert something else witty in here*

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3.) Assign everybody theme songs.

Tobi was a Good Boy. This was a Fact.

Unfortunately, Tobi was also an Easily-Bored Boy. That too, was a Fact. So, after senpai had exiled Tobi from his workshop/other-fancy-and-artistic-name/converted-water-closet, Tobi had turned on the radio to pass the time - and was then struck with a Brilliant Idea: why not give senpai and the other members…theme songs — for their dynamic (or lack thereof) entrances!

I mean, come on, who didn't have a theme song? Chuck Norris' was going to be "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" (I kid you not), Batman had one, and jeez, even the author has one, and that, my children, is sad.

So, Tobi found the only pen in the base (except for the jar of pens in Pain-sama's office: those were absolutely sacred), the one Itachi used to open pickle jars with - that was a very long and convoluted story...- and a very grubby piece of Konan-chan's origami paper and began.

First of all, Deidara-senpai would need a special song, because Deidara-senpai was awesome! Tobi would have to come back to that.

The swirly-masked maniac chewed on the pen's cap absentmindedly and mused, only to be interupted by a sharp whap! on the nose with a roll of newspaper by Konan-chan, who had just entered the room.

Tobi whimpered and set the pen cap down. Konan flicked it off the desk and into a trashcan.

"Bad Tobi, bad! Don't chew things! Bad boy!" she admonished sternly.

"Tobi is sorry, Konan-chan. Is Tobi a good boy?"

Konan snorted. "Oh, Madara, you cutie pie, you. You sound like an insecure girl on the day before prom."

Tobi's voice took a turn for the darker side of his personalities. "Oh bite me, Konan-chan."

Konan raised a blue eyebrow. "Was that an offer, Tobi-chan?"

"I hate you." Madara/Tobi grumbled/pouted. "And no, it was not."

Konan ruffled his hair affectionately and walked out of the room, calling over her shoulder, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

A very large and protuberant vein started pulsating on Madara's forehead. Somewhere in the world, a basket of kittens imploded.

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Epilogue

"Hey, Deidara-senpai?"

Sigh. "Yes Tobi?"

"Am I beautiful?"

"BWAH? IS THIS A JOKE, YEAH?"

"No, really, am I beautiful, senpai? Senpai? Senpai? SENPAI?"

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As always, reviews are food for the soul. Think of the kittens!

Cherry-who-may-or-may-not-be-a-Smoothie(s)

11-26-11: Oh, and I would like to thank MaXdana, who has showed me the error(s) of my ways, pun thoroughly intended.

I have indeed changed those errors (or some of them, at least!). ;}

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