"Where is he?" the dark knight asked as he stormed in.

"He-he's in the kitchen…" M'gann whimpered, intimidated by Batman's presence.

Batman ran swiftly into where his little boy lay on the cold floor, drunk.

The dark knight's face crinkled ever so little as he smelled the alcohol.

He turned to the frightened Martian girl.

"What. Happened."

"I'm so sorry Batman. I didn't know alcohol made humans get sick," she whispered.

"Is he going to alright?"

Batman frowned, "Where did buy alcohol?"

"I went to the liquor store but the man said that I needed to be older. S-so, I changed to an older person. I-I didn't know. I swear Batman! I just needed wine to make this recipe I saw on-"

"Stop. It's fine Miss Martian. Robin is not sick. He just needs time to sober up. I'll take Robin with me. Do not tell anyone of this incident," Batman said with no emotion.

He gently picked up his son and headed back to home.


Wayne Manor

Bruce Wayne laid Dick down on his bed when Robin began to shout, "Heyyyyy, Bruce man! I mean Bat Wayne!"

Richard started giggling like a maniac.

Bruce smiled a bit and replied to his son, "Dick, quiet and sleep."

He realized that Dick would probably not remember anything tomorrow.

"Son, I know I'm sometimes harsh to you but- I love you Dick."

The father kissed the son's forehead, stood up and left the room.

Dick would always be his little robin.

~THE END~


Author's Note

I know it's pretty sucky but bear with me people.

Bonus points for who finds "Holy Musical B tman" referance!