This is a slightly longer chapter than usual; sorry for uploading slightly later.

Ross is a good friend of mine, who really likes the story, so I decided it'd be nice to put him in it because I'm such a nice person :)

Tom's character is based on that of my boyfriend, and he reads this whenever he can find time too :)

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I was the first one awake the next morning. Everyone else was all partied and feasted out, I suppose. I sat and played wizard chess with myself for at least an hour before anyone else decided to join me. Draco skulked across the room and sat himself on the chair opposite me, picking up the game from where the enchanted pieces left off.

"Morning. How are you feeling?" I asked, as I stared at the board, looking for a good move.

"A lot better than I was, thanks," He replied, looking up from the board.

"Oh well that's good," I smiled, glad that he was alright.

"I'm no good at this wizard chess lark, I give up," Draco moved over to the sofa.

"Me neither," I laughed and joined him.

Draco had been given a day off lessons to give him time to recover, and I was assigned to 'look after' him, as one of his best friends. So neither of us had lessons for the day.

"What say we prank the Ravenclaws? We could plant something in their dorm…" Draco contemplated.

"Sounds fun. Let's try not to get anyone hurt today though, alright?"

"I'll try, but I can't promise anything…" That sly trouble-making grin spread across his face again.

"I've heard the Ravenclaws have a riddle as their password. I was nearly put in Ravenclaw, I think I could manage to solve a simple riddle," I explained. Draco looked slightly amused.

"Oh dear, they make such an effort don't they…" He muttered, laughing quietly.

We approached the entrance to the Ravenclaw tower. We stood before the door, waiting for a question. The eagle knocker on the door spoke.

"It wasn't my sister, nor was it my brother, but still was the child of my father and mother. Who was it?" The door knocker asked.

After a couple of seconds' hesitation, I answered "You."

The door opened, and I sighed with relief. Draco and I walked in.

"Where do we start, then?" I asked. I looked around the magnificent room- much lighter than our own common room. It was vast and circular, with a domed ceiling, showing the stars of the night sky. The carpet was a deep blue, and there was a statue of the houses founder, Rowena Ravenclaw, by what I presumed were the dormitory entrances.

"Transfigure whatever you can find. That box of matches on the fireplace, they'd have fun figuring that one out."

I opened the box, and a few of the matches tumbled to the floor. I picked them up hastily, and put them back in the box.

"Don't put them back," Draco smirked, "Hide them all,"

I took a few of the matches at a time, hiding each of them in a separate place. I put them in every awkward nook and cranny I could find, transfiguring a few of them into needles, for an extra special surprise.

I'll go and have a gander at the boys' dorms; you have a look at the girls'. Mess it up, if possible. Enchant something to shoot sparks if you have to. Just make it imaginative.

I attempted to transfigure a few things, but gave up, considering that it definitely wasn't my strong point. The matches were difficult enough. I wanted to do something more interesting with the place; good job I'd borrowed (stolen) the Weasley twins' notes on certain prank-spells.

After moving a few things around in the girls dorms, I decided it'd be an idea to do something with the statue. I knew the Ravenclaws pretty much worshipped that thing.

Around 10 minutes later, I stood back to admire my art. I'd given the statue an extremely big nose, and turned its hands into claws. Additionally, whenever someone tried to get in or out of the common room, from anywhere; outside, or the dorms, a stream of green sparks would fly from various places on the statue. The green was to ensure they knew it was get-back from the Slytherins. I was impressed that I'd managed such advanced magic for this.

Draco emerged from the boys' dorm, shocked at the green sparks that obstructed his vision.

"Do you like it?" I pointed to the statue, after waiting a second for the sparks to die down.

"It's… BRILLIANT by Merlin's beard HOW DID YOU DO THIS?!" Draco looked ecstatic.

"Shh, someone might hear us," I pointed out.

"Good point. Lessons will be over soon, we'd better go," Draco added.

We got back to the Slytherin common room, and as soon as we were inside, we burst into fits of laughter.

"I'd just love to see the looks on their faces when they get back there," Draco sniggered, "They're going to absolutely adore us after this,"

"I know, perhaps we should have gone the whole deal and written our names in green ink on the walls," I joked.

People started to arrive back from lessons. Once everyone from our house was back, we decided to tell them all about it…

"You should see what we've done with the place," Draco was in hysterics, " We hid all their matches, messed up their dorm rooms…"

"And the statue now has some rather attractive new features," I added, "She has a fantastic nose, and her claws are so perfectly manicured..."

"And every time someone tries to enter or leave the room, she spouts streams of green sparks!" Draco fell to the floor laughing, and soon everyone joined in. Revenge was wonderful.

We decided to go for dinner all together, as a whole house; Safety in numbers and all.

Sure enough, the very second we walked through the door, the Ravenclaws were there, faster than you can say Confundo. I saw Jack march straight towards me and Draco.

"It was you two, wasn't it." He stated, rather than asking.

"What makes you think that?" Draco cut in, before I could even open my mouth. The smirk on his face was enough to repel a Dementor.

"That's a yes, then." Jack snapped.

"Jack, I-"

"I don't want to hear it, Toni. How COULD you?"

"You BROKE Draco's ribs, Jack. I think that's taking a prank too far. It deserved pay back. It even seemed like it was begging for it." I snapped.

"I didn't mean to. It was all meant to be fun. Besides, he broke Harry's wand."

"Oh, boo-hoo. It's only a wand." Draco was starting to irritate Jack now, I could tell.

"Unless you want any more broken bones, I suggest you shut up." Jack muttered through gritted teeth.

Seeing a fight coming on, I discreetly drew my wand.

"The only reason you could kick me is because I was on the floor. What are you going to do, bite my kneecaps?" Draco mocked.

Jack's wand was drawn faster than I could comprehend, and Draco followed his lead with little hesitation.

"Don't start." I said calmly.

They both turned on me, and held their wands to my neck.

"This is all your fault Toni," Jack growled.

"It's time for you to choose; me or him." Draco smiled, a cruel, malicious smile.

All of the Ravenclaws were still surrounding the Slytherins, though most of both houses were watching this 'fight'. It seemed like the perfect time for a distraction.

Without hesitation, I decided to kill two birds with one stone, as it were. I'd show everyone that I'm a metamorphmagus, and break up this little argument.

My tongue was always the first, then my teeth. I hissed as the rest of my face turned into that of a snake. My nose shrunk, and my eyes changed. My skin became scaly and green, and my hair became green too.

Everyone gasped and ran. The first years had no idea what this was, and tried to hide behind older students. At least it had the desired effect.

Draco laughed, as Jack recoiled in horror, sheathing his wand.

"I wondered when you were going to get the chance to put that into practice," Draco sniggered as he looked around. All of the Ravenclaws, except Jack, and two tall, brown haired boys who I recognised as third years.

"How did you do that?" One asked as I changed back.

"Does it hurt?" The other.

The questions went on for a minute or so.

"So who are you two?" I asked.

"I'm Ross," answered the slightly taller of the two. He had longer hair, and his eyes were a very pale, piercing blue.

"I'm Tom," added the other; he had greeny-brown eyes, and his hair covered part of one eye, and fell under his slightly tinted glasses.

"Nice to meet you both; I'm Toni," I smiled.

Jack looked horrified.

"Maybe we could meet in the library tomorrow and you could tell us more about whatever it was you just did?" Ross asked.

"Yeah, it looks really cool," Tom added.

"I suppose. How's 2 sound?"

"Sounds good to me,"

"Me too,"

"Alrighty then. Will you be joining us Draco?"

"I suppose. I have nothing else to do,"

"Bye then, guys. See you tomorrow!"

"Bye!"

"See ya!"

We shuffled over to the table for dinner, followed by the rest of the Slytherins who'd stayed to watch.