Me: Hey, guys. KhaosOmega here with the latest installment of Mario Chaos Bloopers. This is the Super Mario Bros. 3 chapter. But first, here's Luigi with the disclaimer.
Luigi: The following is a KhaosOmega fanfic. The Mario franchise belongs to Nintendo, though some of the bloopers Khaos came up with. Please support the official release.
Chapter 3: Super Mario Bros. 3
Mario: Hey, everyone. Your red-clad host Mario here with the latest clip set from the Mario Series. This time it's Super Mario Bros. 3.
Luigi: And here's the green-clad host, Luigi. This game introduced a couple new powerups, and one was quite funny the first time Mario encountered it. Now to the clip manager, in the blue, Jet.
Jet: Thanks Luigi. here's clip number 13101.
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- Raccoon Pain -
This clip starts out with Mario barreling through World 1-1, when he gains a Raccoon Leaf.
Mario: YEEOWCH! (the Raccoon tail caused some heavy pain, and right where the burn from his first Fire Flower experience was).
Director: CUT!
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Mario: Bad placement of that one.
Jet: Just like the timing on that one earthquake in California, when Walter told his grandson to pull his finger not two seconds prior. Kid pulled it, Walter farted and half the neighborhood fell down.
Mario: Never heard it put quite that way before.
Jet: That kid hasn't come near him since.
Luigi: Anyway, here's another Raccoon Leaf experience, but with a Dragon Ball Z reference included.
Jet: Rolling clip number 13102.
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- Raccoon Saiyan?! -
Mario is in World 1-1 again, when he gains the Raccoon Leaf. No pain is experienced this time, but he does feel like something's off.
Mario: I've never heard of a Saiyan with a raccoon tail.
Director: CUT!
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Luigi: That was completely odd.
Jet: Hey, KhaosOmega had a similar confuser possibility in GA2CA with that catgirl-like character.
Mario: Okay, we could only find three clips for this game, but anyway, here's clip number 21987.
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- Block Issues -
Mario is in the midst of the final battle with Bowser, and it starts out rather even. Then Bowser jumps and makes a ground pound attempt on the plumber, but misses his target. Before Mario can reach the door on the far side of the battlefield, all of the blocks making the field up have collapsed into a hole, and Mario falls in as well as Bowser. On the platform above the door, a girl, blonde with teal highlights and in a crimson t-shirt with a purple stylized v on it, appears and begins to edge towards the door.
Director: CUT!
Alpha: AW, COME ON!
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Jet: Darn, how did Alpha manage to get into that clip?
Luigi: At least Z29 sorted her out afterwards.
Mario: Yeah, and that's the end of the Super Mario Bros. 3 installment of Mario Chaos Bloopers. Next time it will be Mario Party 1 as the focus of the story.
