authers note
hey! im back , sorry i haven't been around much ive been busy between school and my social life but this chapter should crack you crack fanatics up! SO STRAP IN!
rigby tried to speak the best he could but yet eileen caught him in a trance. i...i...i... uhhhh ye.. yeah ok! rigby sttuterd out. rigby then snatched the keys to the cart and stepped past eileen(who was wearing her contacts) down the steps and into the drivers seat. eileen hopped in beside him and started rubing his upper thigh. rigby of course had one thought going threw his head. OH SHIT ...OH SHIT... SHE WANTS THE DICK ...SHE WANTS THE DICK! rigby put on his best poker face (which was just awful) and started the cart. awhile after they left mordecai was still stuck in his room with benson. it got kinda akward so mordecai pulled out his phone to check for texts (although he new there wasnt any) soooooooooo umm do you play punchies benson? mordecai managed to pull from his beak. Whats that? how do you play? Benson questioned. like this! Mordecai then threw a right hook to bensons arm. But benson got so pissed HEY! next thing mordecai knew benson pushed him out the window by mistake. mordecai screamed as he was plumeting to his death. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! mordecai then closed his eys expecting mortal death, but when it never came he opened his eyes and relized he was gliding over the park! he had his wings extended out and was flying! HOLY SHIT! mordecai dragged from his beak. he started flapping and flew even further. he then spun around and headed back to the house. when he reached closer to the house he dident realize how fast he was going when WHAM! he hit smack dab into the door beak first. benson opened the door and pulled mordecai into the house and on to the couch (mordecai had passd out).
meanwhile
Rigby walked threw the door with dazed eyes,fur ruffled about, and lipstick covering him from head to toe. he threw the keys on the end table and walked towards the couch when he saw his friend. Mordecai! what happend ?! mordecai jumped in his positon and looked at rigby. Dude im alright calm down, hey where were yo... just then benson walked threw the doorway from the kitchen to the living room with some tylonal and water. thanks benson mordecai said in a low voice. there was a long silence when rigby broke it and said, so what happened?! benson then walked out of the room and left mordecai to explain. well when you left benson was still in the room so i asked him if he played punchies, and he dident know what it was so i showed him by punching his arm and he pushed me out of the window well before i knew it i was flying with my wings extended and when i flew back i sorta hit my head on the door and passed out. When mordecai was done he popped his pills back and asked rigby...Dude so what happened to you?. rigby thought about what he should say and responded with... i umm hung out with eileen. mordecai sqinted his eyes at rigby and said you got layed dident you?
